Originally Posted by Gerard SPACash

1. First you find the lady of your dreams.
2. Then you pay her. Check the local rates to be sure that you are paying what is ordinary and customary for the part of the world that you meet the wife of your kids.
3. After she lays down have sex without a condom.
4. 9 months later you have the baby.
5. Then you give the lady 1/2 of what you own.

Good luck I know you can do it.

Mr Romance