Cristal - Before or After Dinner? - GoFuckYourself.com

TaDoW · 01-10-2006, 08:19 AM

So let's say you're a guy who has been dating a girl for a REDICULOUS amount of time ... and your 10 year anniversary is coming up this saturday. You've booked and awesome suite at a nice hotel in downtown Vancouver and you have an early dinner reservation at 5:30 (because you know, by this time, that once your girlfriend eats, she gets a weee bit sleepy). Check in time is at 3 pm ... dinner @ 5:30 pm ... got it?

Would you have the Cristal chilled and ready for you, waiting next to the amazing roses and crystal champaign flutes that you've picked up when you get into the room @ 3, or would you have it chilled and ready in the room when you get back from dinner? Also - I'll have about $30 in cheeses, grapes, and -oh yes- Lay's Potatoe Chips.

What would ya'll say?

Damian_Maxcash · 01-10-2006, 09:06 AM

That stuff sucks - Im not just saying that for something to post - it really is nasty.

As your trying to impress then try Dom Perignon - otherwise I would say go with Lindeur Special Reserve - its cheap(ish) and tastes great.

iamkathi · 01-10-2006, 09:12 AM

ok Studmuffin, the better question is this: She gets sleepy after eating, does she get sleepy after drinking... or does the champagne make her frisky?

If she drinks at 3:30ish, will she want dinner... or just make it room service so she can eat when she wants and sleep when she wants.

After all... it's been 10 years, it should be all about her.

And the final question..... will jewelry be involved?

ssp · 01-10-2006, 09:19 AM

What the fuck, dinner check-in at 3pm?

I'd save the Cristal for the bedroom or have one during dinner and have one in the hotel room so you can do nasty shit to eachother whilst getting drunk on champagne. Perfect!

imageman · 01-10-2006, 09:22 AM

For me i would forget the Cristal and order Krug a far superior champagne and i would order it with the appetizer then on to a bottle of Chateau Mouton Rothschild 1983 or a Chateau Lynch Bages 1986. With desert i like a Chateau d Yquem 1988 chilled. If you like fine wine that meal will be one that lasts a lifetime ( about the same time it will take you to pay off the credit card bill LOL )

MrVids · 01-10-2006, 09:26 AM

hey fucker, you're not in adult anymore, get back to making your soap.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Raven · 01-10-2006, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by iamkathi

ok Studmuffin, the better question is this: She gets sleepy after eating, does she get sleepy after drinking... or does the champagne make her frisky?

If she drinks at 3:30ish, will she want dinner... or just make it room service so she can eat when she wants and sleep when she wants.

After all... it's been 10 years, it should be all about her.

And the final question..... will jewelry be involved?

Beat me to it, cutie.....

Inquiring minds want to know. After ten years, there should be jewelry involved...

Why such an early dinner if she gets sleepy after?

That doesn't give you much time to register, get settled, perform wild and crazy things to her body for her complete satisfaction....

I would:

Register at 3:30.
Sex
Nap
Sex
Dinner
Champagne, etc.

TaDoW · 01-10-2006, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by damian2001

That stuff sucks - Im not just saying that for something to post - it really is nasty.

As your trying to impress then try Dom Perignon - otherwise I would say go with Lindeur Special Reserve - its cheap(ish) and tastes great.

you don't have fucking clue.

Damian_Maxcash · 01-10-2006, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by TaDoW

you don't have fucking clue.

lol - why? because I dont like Cristal?

I dont like peanut butter either - its just an opinion and you can take it or leave it.

TaDoW · 01-10-2006, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by iamkathi

ok Studmuffin, the better question is this: She gets sleepy after eating, does she get sleepy after drinking... or does the champagne make her frisky?

If she drinks at 3:30ish, will she want dinner... or just make it room service so she can eat when she wants and sleep when she wants.

After all... it's been 10 years, it should be all about her.

And the final question..... will jewelry be involved?

haha =) Kathi you are my fav!

that's a good point too .. the champaign will make her frisky, but she will inevitably get sleepy as it wears off (don't we all?)

I would imagine she'll still want dinner, it will serve as a nice opportunity for us to catch our breath ;-)

And the only jewelry involved will be handcuffs my dear :-)

Raven · 01-10-2006, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by TaDoW

haha =)

And the only jewelry involved will be handcuffs my dear :-)

Diamond encrusted?

Cristal '96 or '97 -- very good years.

Rhesus · 01-10-2006, 10:25 AM

Isn't cristal a Coca-Cola trademark?

TaDoW · 01-10-2006, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by damian2001

lol - why? because I dont like Cristal?

I dont like peanut butter either - its just an opinion and you can take it or leave it.

Okay Okay, I take it back .. it was a knee jerk reaction

I just doubt you've had cristal with the right pairing ... next time .. go get some $50/lb cheeses to try it with .. and don't forget the potato chips

who · 01-10-2006, 10:30 AM

Sosa · 01-10-2006, 10:30 AM

I would do have it waiting after dinner. Just me though. Unless you plan on having some quickie sex before you go eat

TaDoW · 01-10-2006, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Raven

Beat me to it, cutie.....

Inquiring minds want to know. After ten years, there should be jewelry involved...

Why such an early dinner if she gets sleepy after?

That doesn't give you much time to register, get settled, perform wild and crazy things to her body for her complete satisfaction....

I would:

Register at 3:30.
Sex
Nap
Sex
Dinner
Champagne, etc.

it's not that she gets sleepy after dinner .. it's that if she eats dinner late (finishing around 10pm ish), she gets sleepy immediately afterward. If we get "busy" then it's not a problem .... so reservations at 5:30 ... finish by 8:30 ish .. get busy ... get busy ... get busy .... shower ... gatorade ... get busy ... get busy.... pass out

NO diamonds on the handcuffs ... although that would be pretty clever..

Jesus you ladies are worse than my mom, I swear ;-)

And yeah, it's '96 cristal =)

TaDoW · 01-10-2006, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Sosa

I would do have it waiting after dinner. Just me though. Unless you plan on having some quickie sex before you go eat

word.

See that's what I'm thinking too ... except I doubt I'll be able to peel her off of me before dinner (between the room, the roses, the champagne, and the balcony, there's a lot to contend with) ...

the only thing I'm thinking tho is after all that champagne and cheese ... it may ruin our appetite for din din ... which I guess isn't a big deal ... we could just order smaller plates.

BrettJ · 01-10-2006, 11:36 AM

After Dinner.

And I hope you're having the hotel set all this stuff up for you.

Sosa · 01-10-2006, 11:43 AM

Yeah def have the hotel have everything setup. I had no problems with things like that when I proposed to my fiance when we were out of town. They didn't even charge me me for the wine.

BrettJ · 01-10-2006, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by TaDoW

word.

See that's what I'm thinking too ... except I doubt I'll be able to peel her off of me before dinner (between the room, the roses, the champagne, and the balcony, there's a lot to contend with) ...

the only thing I'm thinking tho is after all that champagne and cheese ... it may ruin our appetite for din din ... which I guess isn't a big deal ... we could just order smaller plates.

Then don't check into the hotel til after dinner

je_rome · 01-10-2006, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by MrVids

hey fucker, you're not in adult anymore, get back to making your soap.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

TaDoW · 01-10-2006, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by BrettJ

After Dinner.

And I hope you're having the hotel set all this stuff up for you.

but of course =)

01-10-2006, 08:19 AM	#1
TaDoW Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Where It Rains Posts: 3,875	Cristal - Before or After Dinner? So let's say you're a guy who has been dating a girl for a REDICULOUS amount of time ... and your 10 year anniversary is coming up this saturday. You've booked and awesome suite at a nice hotel in downtown Vancouver and you have an early dinner reservation at 5:30 (because you know, by this time, that once your girlfriend eats, she gets a weee bit sleepy). Check in time is at 3 pm ... dinner @ 5:30 pm ... got it? Would you have the Cristal chilled and ready for you, waiting next to the amazing roses and crystal champaign flutes that you've picked up when you get into the room @ 3, or would you have it chilled and ready in the room when you get back from dinner? Also - I'll have about $30 in cheeses, grapes, and -oh yes- Lay's Potatoe Chips. What would ya'll say? __________________ -TaDoW I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!

01-10-2006, 09:12 AM	#3
iamkathi Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Tempe, AZ Posts: 409	ok Studmuffin, the better question is this: She gets sleepy after eating, does she get sleepy after drinking... or does the champagne make her frisky? If she drinks at 3:30ish, will she want dinner... or just make it room service so she can eat when she wants and sleep when she wants. After all... it's been 10 years, it should be all about her. And the final question..... will jewelry be involved? __________________

01-10-2006, 09:22 AM	#5
imageman Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,938	For me i would forget the Cristal and order Krug a far superior champagne and i would order it with the appetizer then on to a bottle of Chateau Mouton Rothschild 1983 or a Chateau Lynch Bages 1986. With desert i like a Chateau d Yquem 1988 chilled. If you like fine wine that meal will be one that lasts a lifetime ( about the same time it will take you to pay off the credit card bill LOL ) Last edited by imageman; 01-10-2006 at 09:24 AM..

01-10-2006, 09:06 AM	#2
Damian_Maxcash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MaxCash.com Posts: 12,745	That stuff sucks - Im not just saying that for something to post - it really is nasty. As your trying to impress then try Dom Perignon - otherwise I would say go with Lindeur Special Reserve - its cheap(ish) and tastes great.

01-10-2006, 09:19 AM	#4
ssp Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 7,990	What the fuck, dinner check-in at 3pm? I'd save the Cristal for the bedroom or have one during dinner and have one in the hotel room so you can do nasty shit to eachother whilst getting drunk on champagne. Perfect!

01-10-2006, 09:26 AM	#6
MrVids i am a meat popsicle Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,070	hey fucker, you're not in adult anymore, get back to making your soap. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

01-10-2006, 10:25 AM	#12
Rhesus Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 2,009	Isn't cristal a Coca-Cola trademark?

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who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593

01-10-2006, 10:30 AM	#15
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	I would do have it waiting after dinner. Just me though. Unless you plan on having some quickie sex before you go eat

01-10-2006, 11:36 AM	#18
BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	After Dinner. And I hope you're having the hotel set all this stuff up for you.

01-10-2006, 11:43 AM	#19
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	Yeah def have the hotel have everything setup. I had no problems with things like that when I proposed to my fiance when we were out of town. They didn't even charge me me for the wine.