Cottonelle Wipes vs. Dry Toilet Paper - GoFuckYourself.com

TheHatchet · 01-10-2006, 08:55 PM

VS

Alright, you really have to try these Cottonelle wipes. It makes perfect sense when you think about it. My brother tells me.. "When you get dirt on your arm, do you use a dry paper towel or wet one to clean yourself?" I was skeptic at first then had to try it. I was shopping for groceries at Safeway and knew I needed toilet paper. When I found the isle the first thing I saw was Cottonelle Wipes, in the toilet paper section I might add, not in the baby section. I'm telling ya, everyone has to go out and try some Cottonelle wipes; I have always wiped my ass till the paper was clean, but you'll be surprised when you see what the Cottonelle wipe gets. I'm really just promoting clean buttholes to the world, forget anal bleaching.... beat the problem where it lies.

Spunky · 01-10-2006, 08:57 PM

Haven't seen them in Canada yet..probably 3 times the price compared to normal ass wipe

Mike Okitch · 01-10-2006, 09:16 PM

http://www.cottonelle.com/products/folded_faq.asp#q9

"What are the pack sizes of Cottonelle Fresh® Moist Wipes available for sale?
Cottonelle Fresh® Moist Wipes are available in 42-count tubs, 42-count refills, 84-count resealable refills, 33-count reclosable pouches, and 10-count travel pouches."

I use a lot more than 1 square. Even with the 84 pack, I'd be spending a fortune whiping my ass. I'd rather buy the regular stuff, save the money and buy me a trip to Mexico. But then I'd really need those wipes won't I?

Poppy · 01-10-2006, 09:21 PM

I use both. Start w/ toilet paper, then wipes, and finally toilet paper.

Baker Rd · 01-10-2006, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by poppy

I use both. Start w/ toilet paper, then wipes, and finally toilet paper.

wow, you must have one dirty asshole.

OzMan · 01-10-2006, 09:26 PM

I use both even if just peeing. I also sit down to pee if at home.

For a straight guy, I'm very OCD like that. I justify it by saying that apart from the personal hygiene aspect, I am preparing myself for random females offering impromptu blow jobs..still waiting..

Babagirls · 01-10-2006, 09:27 PM

wipes then toliet paper for the win

EviLGuY · 01-10-2006, 09:46 PM

Sounds like some people in this thread need more fibre and less cheese in their diets.

Bluewire Ross · 01-10-2006, 09:48 PM

anything available...it's just something for an ass anyway.

Cory W · 01-10-2006, 09:49 PM

I use toothbrushes, that gets pretty expensive.

GigoloJustin · 01-10-2006, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by WEG Cory

I use toothbrushes, that gets pretty expensive.

can i have mine back?

BV · 01-10-2006, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by OzMan

I also sit down to pee if at home.

Dude, please. That sounds very gay. Not saying you are and no ill feelings, just expressing my first impression.

reed_4 · 01-10-2006, 10:17 PM

I use also wet wipes but a different brand.

TheHatchet · 01-10-2006, 10:29 PM

I have found this works best...

Two dry toilet-paper wipes, followed by a single Cottonelle wipe.

Pornwolf · 01-10-2006, 11:23 PM

Wet wipes, some habits you just pick up when you have dated a stripper... or 20. They always have em in the bathroom.

rowan · 01-10-2006, 11:25 PM

Are the wet wipes thick? I can't get my head around them, I keep thinking of poop bleeding through to my hand on the other side. Carried by the moisture. Ugh

Murderous · 01-10-2006, 11:28 PM

If you must use them, it is good to get most the doodie off with the paper stuff, then clean with the baby wipe. I also find these useful for cleaning off the toilet seat.

jasonir · 01-10-2006, 11:31 PM

shit then shower.

OzMan · 01-10-2006, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by BV

Dude, please. That sounds very gay. Not saying you are and no ill feelings, just expressing my first impression.

lol, please note the next sentence in my post above.

Actually an obsessively clean ex got me into that, mainly because it keeps the toilet area much cleaner. If you stand there are hundreds of wayward urine microdroplets that land on the upturned seat, bowl and floor and unless you clean the toilet area several times daily (after each use) you will have these building up with resultant smell and bacteria.

Doctor Dre · 01-10-2006, 11:39 PM

I somewhat don't like whiping my ass with thoses . I like old TP better

Murderous · 01-10-2006, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by OzMan

lol, please note the next sentence in my post above.

Actually an obsessively clean ex got me into that, mainly because it keeps the toilet area much cleaner. If you stand there are hundreds of wayward urine microdroplets that land on the upturned seat, bowl and floor and unless you clean the toilet area several times daily (after each use) you will have these building up with resultant smell and bacteria.

I wipe the rim of the toilet after each piss and put the seat back down (when there are bitches in the hizzy) The rim wiping is a result from doing time in jail, and the seat down thing, well I am sure you understand where I got that fucking habit.

SilverTab · 01-10-2006, 11:44 PM

I heard alot of people say that..

In canada its still not very popular..only place you can find baby wipes...is right next to the diapers...

Cory W · 01-10-2006, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

I somewhat don't like whiping my ass with thoses . I like old TP better

Once you get used to it, you don't like TP.

Murderous · 01-10-2006, 11:46 PM

So fresh and so clean, clean.

foolio · 01-10-2006, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Baker Rd

wow, you must have one dirty asshole.

I will have to try these... my poop makes a mess at times

slavdogg · 01-10-2006, 11:52 PM

wow, u guys are metro or gay

i've never heard of this shit b4

TexasDreams · 01-11-2006, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by BarryTheHatchet

VS

Alright, you really have to try these Cottonelle wipes. It makes perfect sense when you think about it. My brother tells me.. "When you get dirt on your arm, do you use a dry paper towel or wet one to clean yourself?" I was skeptic at first then had to try it. I was shopping for groceries at Safeway and knew I needed toilet paper. When I found the isle the first thing I saw was Cottonelle Wipes, in the toilet paper section I might add, not in the baby section. I'm telling ya, everyone has to go out and try some Cottonelle wipes; I have always wiped my ass till the paper was clean, but you'll be surprised when you see what the Cottonelle wipe gets. I'm really just promoting clean buttholes to the world, forget anal bleaching.... beat the problem where it lies.

Nothing says CLEAN like the Hydroblaster TT475 Tandem Axle Pressure Washing Trailer from Hydro Engineering! The only problem was getting it in my apartment.

adultchica · 01-11-2006, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by TexasDreams

Nothing says CLEAN like the Hydroblaster TT475 Tandem Axle Pressure Washing Trailer from Hydro Engineering! The only problem was getting it in my apartment.

Well see just when I thought you couldn't beat cotonelle wipes or charmin toilet paper...out comes a handy dandy contraption like this !

Doctor Dre · 01-11-2006, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by TexasDreams

Nothing says CLEAN like the Hydroblaster TT475 Tandem Axle Pressure Washing Trailer from Hydro Engineering! The only problem was getting it in my apartment.

How that's what I call a pressure washer... I wonder how fast you could kill somebody if he was stuck between the water and the wall

Pornwolf · 01-11-2006, 12:40 AM

Heh heh, that pressure washer reminds me of the Middle East. In every bathroom I went in they had those water spray nozzles that are usually used to rinse dishes next to every toilet. Obviously no one knows how to use them because there were wet floors everywhere!

dij · 01-11-2006, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by jasonir

shit then shower.

bingo!

.. ..

01-11-2006, 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

Nothing says CLEAN like the Hydroblaster TT475 Tandem Axle Pressure Washing Trailer from Hydro Engineering! The only problem was getting it in my apartment.

Vitasoy · 01-11-2006, 02:14 AM

Never tryed that, but baby wipes are the bomb.

reynold · 01-11-2006, 03:45 AM

I can settle on both I guess. Nothing feels better than having something you could depend on at a very shitty situation..

Jakke PNG · 01-11-2006, 03:51 AM

We've only recently had those in finland, I've wiped my ass with 'feminine hygiene wipes' before those came along. I like my bunghole clean.

Miss Vlasta · 01-11-2006, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by OzMan

lol, please note the next sentence in my post above.

Actually an obsessively clean ex got me into that, mainly because it keeps the toilet area much cleaner. If you stand there are hundreds of wayward urine microdroplets that land on the upturned seat, bowl and floor and unless you clean the toilet area several times daily (after each use) you will have these building up with resultant smell and bacteria.

Very true!
My BF sometimes sits to pee - and he is no gay

01-10-2006, 08:55 PM	#1
TheHatchet Half man... Half Amazing! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 13,958	Cottonelle Wipes vs. Dry Toilet Paper VS Alright, you really have to try these Cottonelle wipes. It makes perfect sense when you think about it. My brother tells me.. "When you get dirt on your arm, do you use a dry paper towel or wet one to clean yourself?" I was skeptic at first then had to try it. I was shopping for groceries at Safeway and knew I needed toilet paper. When I found the isle the first thing I saw was Cottonelle Wipes, in the toilet paper section I might add, not in the baby section. I'm telling ya, everyone has to go out and try some Cottonelle wipes; I have always wiped my ass till the paper was clean, but you'll be surprised when you see what the Cottonelle wipe gets. I'm really just promoting clean buttholes to the world, forget anal bleaching.... beat the problem where it lies.

01-10-2006, 08:57 PM	#2
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01-10-2006, 09:16 PM	#3
Mike Okitch Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Posts: 4,126	http://www.cottonelle.com/products/folded_faq.asp#q9 "What are the pack sizes of Cottonelle Fresh® Moist Wipes available for sale? Cottonelle Fresh® Moist Wipes are available in 42-count tubs, 42-count refills, 84-count resealable refills, 33-count reclosable pouches, and 10-count travel pouches." I use a lot more than 1 square. Even with the 84 pack, I'd be spending a fortune whiping my ass. I'd rather buy the regular stuff, save the money and buy me a trip to Mexico. But then I'd really need those wipes won't I? __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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reed_4 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 9,640	I use also wet wipes but a different brand. __________________

01-10-2006, 10:29 PM	#14
TheHatchet Half man... Half Amazing! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 13,958	I have found this works best... Two dry toilet-paper wipes, followed by a single Cottonelle wipe.

01-10-2006, 11:23 PM	#15
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Wet wipes, some habits you just pick up when you have dated a stripper... or 20. They always have em in the bathroom. __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

01-10-2006, 11:25 PM	#16
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	Are the wet wipes thick? I can't get my head around them, I keep thinking of poop bleeding through to my hand on the other side. Carried by the moisture. Ugh

01-10-2006, 11:28 PM	#17
Murderous Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,938	If you must use them, it is good to get most the doodie off with the paper stuff, then clean with the baby wipe. I also find these useful for cleaning off the toilet seat.

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01-10-2006, 11:46 PM	#24
Murderous Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,938	So fresh and so clean, clean.

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01-11-2006, 12:40 AM	#30
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Heh heh, that pressure washer reminds me of the Middle East. In every bathroom I went in they had those water spray nozzles that are usually used to rinse dishes next to every toilet. Obviously no one knows how to use them because there were wet floors everywhere! __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

01-11-2006, 02:14 AM	#33
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01-11-2006, 03:45 AM	#34
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	I can settle on both I guess. Nothing feels better than having something you could depend on at a very shitty situation..

01-11-2006, 03:51 AM	#35
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	We've only recently had those in finland, I've wiped my ass with 'feminine hygiene wipes' before those came along. I like my bunghole clean. __________________ ..and I'm off.