Cottonelle Wipes vs. Dry Toilet Paper
 

Alright, you really have to try these Cottonelle wipes. It makes perfect sense when you think about it. My brother tells me.. "When you get dirt on your arm, do you use a dry paper towel or wet one to clean yourself?" I was skeptic at first then had to try it. I was shopping for groceries at Safeway and knew I needed toilet paper. When I found the isle the first thing I saw was Cottonelle Wipes, in the toilet paper section I might add, not in the baby section. I'm telling ya, everyone has to go out and try some Cottonelle wipes; I have always wiped my ass till the paper was clean, but you'll be surprised when you see what the Cottonelle wipe gets. I'm really just promoting clean buttholes to the world, forget anal bleaching.... beat the problem where it lies. :2 cents:

Haven't seen them in Canada yet..probably 3 times the price compared to normal ass wipe

http://www.cottonelle.com/products/folded_faq.asp#q9

"What are the pack sizes of Cottonelle Fresh® Moist Wipes available for sale?
Cottonelle Fresh® Moist Wipes are available in 42-count tubs, 42-count refills, 84-count resealable refills, 33-count reclosable pouches, and 10-count travel pouches."

I use a lot more than 1 square. Even with the 84 pack, I'd be spending a fortune whiping my ass. I'd rather buy the regular stuff, save the money and buy me a trip to Mexico. But then I'd really need those wipes won't I? :Oh crap

I use both. Start w/ toilet paper, then wipes, and finally toilet paper.

wow, you must have one dirty asshole.

I use both even if just peeing. I also sit down to pee if at home.

For a straight guy, I'm very OCD like that. I justify it by saying that apart from the personal hygiene aspect, I am preparing myself for random females offering impromptu blow jobs..still waiting.. :Oh crap

wipes then toliet paper for the win :thumbsup

Sounds like some people in this thread need more fibre and less cheese in their diets. :thumbsup

anything available...it's just something for an ass anyway.

I use toothbrushes, that gets pretty expensive.

can i have mine back?

Dude, please. That sounds very gay. Not saying you are and no ill feelings, just expressing my first impression.

I use also wet wipes but a different brand.

I have found this works best...

Two dry toilet-paper wipes, followed by a single Cottonelle wipe.

Wet wipes, some habits you just pick up when you have dated a stripper... or 20. They always have em in the bathroom.

Are the wet wipes thick? I can't get my head around them, I keep thinking of poop bleeding through to my hand on the other side. Carried by the moisture. Ugh

If you must use them, it is good to get most the doodie off with the paper stuff, then clean with the baby wipe. I also find these useful for cleaning off the toilet seat.

shit then shower.

lol, please note the next sentence in my post above.

Actually an obsessively clean ex got me into that, mainly because it keeps the toilet area much cleaner. If you stand there are hundreds of wayward urine microdroplets that land on the upturned seat, bowl and floor and unless you clean the toilet area several times daily (after each use) you will have these building up with resultant smell and bacteria. :)

I somewhat don't like whiping my ass with thoses . I like old TP better

I wipe the rim of the toilet after each piss and put the seat back down (when there are bitches in the hizzy) The rim wiping is a result from doing time in jail, and the seat down thing, well I am sure you understand where I got that fucking habit.

I heard alot of people say that..

In canada its still not very popular..only place you can find baby wipes...is right next to the diapers...

Once you get used to it, you don't like TP.

So fresh and so clean, clean.

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I will have to try these... my poop makes a mess at times :Oh crap

wow, u guys are metro or gay

i've never heard of this shit b4

Nothing says CLEAN like the Hydroblaster TT475 Tandem Axle Pressure Washing Trailer from Hydro Engineering! The only problem was getting it in my apartment. :Oh crap

http://www.blingstudio.com/pressurewasher.jpg

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Well see just when I thought you couldn't beat cotonelle wipes or charmin toilet paper...out comes a handy dandy contraption like this !

How that's what I call a pressure washer... I wonder how fast you could kill somebody if he was stuck between the water and the wall

Heh heh, that pressure washer reminds me of the Middle East. In every bathroom I went in they had those water spray nozzles that are usually used to rinse dishes next to every toilet. Obviously no one knows how to use them because there were wet floors everywhere!

bingo!


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Never tryed that, but baby wipes are the bomb.

I can settle on both I guess. Nothing feels better than having something you could depend on at a very shitty situation.. :thumbsup

We've only recently had those in finland, I've wiped my ass with 'feminine hygiene wipes' before those came along. I like my bunghole clean.

Very true!
My BF sometimes sits to pee - and he is no gay :winkwink: