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Loryn · 01-09-2006, 06:47 PM

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday

Donny · 01-09-2006, 06:49 PM

Very amusing.

Theo · 01-09-2006, 06:50 PM

New joke from republicans conference?

Loryn · 01-09-2006, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

New joke from republicans conference?

Nope, just a funny joke a friend sent me. Who BTW is a liberal. We do laugh together. It's a joke lighten up.

GEESH!

LittleMack · 01-09-2006, 06:52 PM

That is funny stuff

sfera · 01-09-2006, 06:52 PM

ok interresting

Theo · 01-09-2006, 06:53 PM

im too old to lighten up

xclusive · 01-09-2006, 07:17 PM

lol good one loryn

Nookster · 01-09-2006, 07:20 PM

lol Nice find.

FlogTheLog · 01-09-2006, 07:27 PM

roflamo , nice find loryn

directfiesta · 01-09-2006, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

Nope, just a funny joke a friend sent me. Who BTW is a liberal. We do laugh together. It's a joke lighten up.

GEESH!

It has humor

On a serious note, I have read that during the Vietnam war, the USA had formed squadron of con-bikers to go there ... Freedom was their reward, if they surviced...
Could very well be an urban legend

V_RocKs · 01-09-2006, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday

Now that was a good one!

devilspost · 01-09-2006, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta

It has humor

On a serious note, I have read that during the Vietnam war, the USA had formed squadron of con-bikers to go there ... Freedom was their reward, if they surviced...
Could very well be an urban legend

That sounds like "The Dirty Dozen" WW2 flick

pussyluver · 01-09-2006, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, >>>Missouri<<<, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday

Hey!!!

Not all of us down here are hay-rakes in bib overhauls.

lilspup · 01-09-2006, 08:16 PM

ROFLMAO, Good one! (I'm in Georgia)

reed_4 · 01-09-2006, 08:18 PM

very hilarious.

tony286 · 01-09-2006, 08:18 PM

Hey it wouldnt be a surprise the way things are going lol

directfiesta · 01-09-2006, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by devilspost

That sounds like "The Dirty Dozen" WW2 flick

True... And I just saw it a week or two ago on the tube... Great flick with great tough guys ( Bronson, Marvin, Savalas ... ).

BV · 01-09-2006, 09:26 PM

Honestly it would probably work!

Wiggles · 01-09-2006, 10:02 PM

iraq would be completely gone if that was the case.

tristan_D · 01-10-2006, 02:10 AM

funny shit

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