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Old 01-09-2006, 06:47 PM   #1
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The Pentagon announced today.........
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday
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Old 01-09-2006, 06:49 PM   #2
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Old 01-09-2006, 06:50 PM   #3
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New joke from republicans conference?
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Old 01-09-2006, 06:51 PM   #4
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New joke from republicans conference?
Nope, just a funny joke a friend sent me. Who BTW is a liberal. We do laugh together. It's a joke lighten up.

GEESH!
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Old 01-09-2006, 06:52 PM   #5
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That is funny stuff
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Old 01-09-2006, 06:52 PM   #6
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ok interresting
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Old 01-09-2006, 06:53 PM   #7
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Old 01-09-2006, 07:17 PM   #8
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lol good one loryn
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Old 01-09-2006, 07:20 PM   #9
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lol Nice find.
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Old 01-09-2006, 07:27 PM   #10
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roflamo , nice find loryn
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Old 01-09-2006, 07:36 PM   #11
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Nope, just a funny joke a friend sent me. Who BTW is a liberal. We do laugh together. It's a joke lighten up.

GEESH!
It has humor

On a serious note, I have read that during the Vietnam war, the USA had formed squadron of con-bikers to go there ... Freedom was their reward, if they surviced...
Could very well be an urban legend
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Old 01-09-2006, 07:50 PM   #12
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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday
Now that was a good one!
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Old 01-09-2006, 07:51 PM   #13
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It has humor

On a serious note, I have read that during the Vietnam war, the USA had formed squadron of con-bikers to go there ... Freedom was their reward, if they surviced...
Could very well be an urban legend
That sounds like "The Dirty Dozen" WW2 flick
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Old 01-09-2006, 07:56 PM   #14
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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, >>>Missouri<<<, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday
Hey!!!

Not all of us down here are hay-rakes in bib overhauls.
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Old 01-09-2006, 08:16 PM   #15
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ROFLMAO, Good one! (I'm in Georgia)
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Old 01-09-2006, 08:18 PM   #17
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Hey it wouldnt be a surprise the way things are going lol
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That sounds like "The Dirty Dozen" WW2 flick
True... And I just saw it a week or two ago on the tube... Great flick with great tough guys ( Bronson, Marvin, Savalas ... ).
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Old 01-09-2006, 09:26 PM   #19
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Honestly it would probably work!
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Old 01-09-2006, 10:02 PM   #20
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iraq would be completely gone if that was the case.
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