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Loryn 01-09-2006 06:47 PM

The Pentagon announced today.........
 
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday :1orglaugh

Donny 01-09-2006 06:49 PM

Very amusing. :)

Theo 01-09-2006 06:50 PM

New joke from republicans conference?

Loryn 01-09-2006 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel
New joke from republicans conference?

Nope, just a funny joke a friend sent me. Who BTW is a liberal. We do laugh together. It's a joke lighten up.

GEESH! :disgust

LittleMack 01-09-2006 06:52 PM

That is funny stuff

sfera 01-09-2006 06:52 PM

ok interresting

Theo 01-09-2006 06:53 PM

im too old to lighten up :)

xclusive 01-09-2006 07:17 PM

lol good one loryn:)

Nookster 01-09-2006 07:20 PM

lol Nice find. :thumbsup

FlogTheLog 01-09-2006 07:27 PM

roflamo , nice find loryn :thumbsup

directfiesta 01-09-2006 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Nope, just a funny joke a friend sent me. Who BTW is a liberal. We do laugh together. It's a joke lighten up.

GEESH! :disgust

It has humor :thumbsup

On a serious note, I have read that during the Vietnam war, the USA had formed squadron of con-bikers to go there ... Freedom was their reward, if they surviced...
Could very well be an urban legend

V_RocKs 01-09-2006 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday :1orglaugh

Now that was a good one!

devilspost 01-09-2006 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta
It has humor :thumbsup

On a serious note, I have read that during the Vietnam war, the USA had formed squadron of con-bikers to go there ... Freedom was their reward, if they surviced...
Could very well be an urban legend

That sounds like "The Dirty Dozen" WW2 flick

pussyluver 01-09-2006 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, >>>Missouri<<<, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday :1orglaugh

Hey!!!

Not all of us down here are hay-rakes in bib overhauls.

lilspup 01-09-2006 08:16 PM

ROFLMAO, Good one! (I'm in Georgia)

reed_4 01-09-2006 08:18 PM

very hilarious. :1orglaugh

tony286 01-09-2006 08:18 PM

Hey it wouldnt be a surprise the way things are going lol

directfiesta 01-09-2006 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by devilspost
That sounds like "The Dirty Dozen" WW2 flick

True... And I just saw it a week or two ago on the tube... Great flick with great tough guys ( Bronson, Marvin, Savalas ... ).

BV 01-09-2006 09:26 PM

Honestly it would probably work!

http://www.speedtv.com/_assets/libra...arnhardt.3.jpg

Wiggles 01-09-2006 10:02 PM

iraq would be completely gone if that was the case.

tristan_D 01-10-2006 02:10 AM

funny shit


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