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DWB · 01-07-2006, 12:25 PM

I think I was gang raped by George Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars after they left the Players Ball.

Should I go see a doctor?

Do you think they are all clean?

Can I get Sickle Cell?

Will it make me funky?

candyflip · 01-07-2006, 12:26 PM

Unless you were hiding a crack pipe in your ass, I'm sure you have nothing to worry about.

MetaMan · 01-07-2006, 12:26 PM

if i would have read your post faster i would have also saluted you!

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Hey You . . . I Know You! · 01-07-2006, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I think I was gang raped by George Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars after they left the Players Ball.

Should I go see a doctor?

Do you think they are all clean?

Can I get Sickle Cell?

Will it make me funky?

YES, go see a doctor!

You probably have two and a half pounds of infected cum floating around your large intestine.

I'm sure cancer will get you before sickle cell anyway. Don't worry about sickle cell.

You will be one funky mutha until they "pump" your ass to remove the man cum all packed up in there. Aids will still have infected your body, but the good news is that the cancer will get you before AIDS as well! Life is great!

kmanrox · 01-07-2006, 12:34 PM

get your GAME FACE on D!!!! i'll be seeing YOU and Q in 12 HOURS!!!!!!!

daisey dukes, flipflops, beer and the $12 i owe ya!!! hahahahaa

kmanrox · 01-07-2006, 12:34 PM

let me clarify.. the girls in daisy dukes and flipflops i am looking forward too... the beer and 12$ is all DWB gets...mmkay?

CheneyRumsfeld · 01-07-2006, 12:36 PM

you have a vivid imagination, no self respecting blackman would want you

DWB · 01-07-2006, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox

get your GAME FACE on D!!!! i'll be seeing YOU and Q in 12 HOURS!!!!!!!

daisey dukes, flipflops, beer and the $12 i owe ya!!! hahahahaa

oh god. i am still recovering from Dugmor and Jscott. i have been really sick. i had to go to the bangkok - pattaya hospital to get hydrated. no joke. i was shitting water and vomiting for 4 days and it just almost killed me.

DWB · 01-07-2006, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheneyRumsfeld

you have a vivid imagination, no self respecting blackman would want you

shit. i can't keep the brothers off me. too many of them live in the down low and jump at a dirty white ass every chance they get. i have to spray negro repellant on me anytime i leave the house.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox

let me clarify.. the girls in daisy dukes and flipflops i am looking forward too... the beer and 12$ is all DWB gets...mmkay?

i don't drink beer so i guess all i get is 12$.

Dugmor · 01-08-2006, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

oh god. i am still recovering from Dugmor and Jscott. i have been really sick. i had to go to the bangkok - pattaya hospital to get hydrated. no joke. i was shitting water and vomiting for 4 days and it just almost killed me.

That is the rewards for good times !

D-Money · 01-08-2006, 11:34 PM

Their backstage smelled real funky.

jscott · 01-09-2006, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

oh god. i am still recovering from Dugmor and Jscott. i have been really sick. i had to go to the bangkok - pattaya hospital to get hydrated. no joke. i was shitting water and vomiting for 4 days and it just almost killed me.

lol, dude i was sick the 1st day after Thailand too, i shit water about 12 times in that day!!!! and it only lasted for that 1 day, now everything is cool

tristan_D · 01-09-2006, 01:28 AM

are you sure its just alcohol or you sniffed some coke?

01-07-2006, 12:25 PM	#1
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	I got drunk... blacked out... and something bad happened... I think I was gang raped by George Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars after they left the Players Ball. Should I go see a doctor? Do you think they are all clean? Can I get Sickle Cell? Will it make me funky?

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01-07-2006, 12:34 PM	#5
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	get your GAME FACE on D!!!! i'll be seeing YOU and Q in 12 HOURS!!!!!!! daisey dukes, flipflops, beer and the $12 i owe ya!!! hahahahaa __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

01-07-2006, 12:34 PM	#6
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	let me clarify.. the girls in daisy dukes and flipflops i am looking forward too... the beer and 12$ is all DWB gets...mmkay? __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

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D-Money Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Player Del Ray Posts: 9,716	Their backstage smelled real funky. __________________ Still Ballin'

01-07-2006, 12:26 PM	#3
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01-07-2006, 12:36 PM	#7
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