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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
I think I was gang raped by George Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars after they left the Players Ball. 
Should I go see a doctor?
Do you think they are all clean?
Can I get Sickle Cell?
Will it make me funky?
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YES, go see a doctor!
You probably have two and a half pounds of infected cum floating around your large intestine.
I'm sure cancer will get you before sickle cell anyway. Don't worry about sickle cell.
You will be one funky mutha until they "pump" your ass to remove the man cum all packed up in there. Aids will still have infected your body, but the good news is that the cancer will get you before AIDS as well! Life is great!