I got drunk... blacked out... and something bad happened...
 

I think I was gang raped by George Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars after they left the Players Ball. :helpme

Should I go see a doctor?

Do you think they are all clean?

Can I get Sickle Cell?

Will it make me funky?

:Oh crap

Unless you were hiding a crack pipe in your ass, I'm sure you have nothing to worry about.

if i would have read your post faster i would have also saluted you!

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har har soldier!

YES, go see a doctor!

You probably have two and a half pounds of infected cum floating around your large intestine.

I'm sure cancer will get you before sickle cell anyway. Don't worry about sickle cell.

You will be one funky mutha until they "pump" your ass to remove the man cum all packed up in there. Aids will still have infected your body, but the good news is that the cancer will get you before AIDS as well! Life is great!

get your GAME FACE on D!!!! i'll be seeing YOU and Q in 12 HOURS!!!!!!!

daisey dukes, flipflops, beer and the $12 i owe ya!!! hahahahaa

let me clarify.. the girls in daisy dukes and flipflops i am looking forward too... the beer and 12$ is all DWB gets...mmkay?

you have a vivid imagination, no self respecting blackman would want you

oh god. i am still recovering from Dugmor and Jscott. i have been really sick. i had to go to the bangkok - pattaya hospital to get hydrated. no joke. i was shitting water and vomiting for 4 days and it just almost killed me.

shit. i can't keep the brothers off me. too many of them live in the down low and jump at a dirty white ass every chance they get. i have to spray negro repellant on me anytime i leave the house.

i don't drink beer so i guess all i get is 12$. :Oh crap

That is the rewards for good times !

Their backstage smelled real funky.

lol, dude i was sick the 1st day after Thailand too, i shit water about 12 times in that day!!!! and it only lasted for that 1 day, now everything is cool

are you sure its just alcohol or you sniffed some coke?