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01-08-2006, 06:40 PM
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Orgasms N Such!
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Email SUbject: Your wife prefers your dog?s penis to yours?
I dunno who the fuck they hire to compose these retarded spam emails, but this one caught my eye, and I'm glad I didn't delete it, talk about comic relief! Wonder if he would be interested in writing comedy routines?
----- Hello! My name is Erectile Dysfunction. I have a lot of friends such us: bad sex, awful mood, dissatisfied wife, short erections and spoiled condoms. But I do have one enemy ? its name is Soft Cialis Tabs. When they appear, I disappear. Your wife prefers your dog?s penis to yours? Viagra Soft Tabs will make her pick your penis in a million. With our Soft Cialis Tabs you can even have sex with your ex. For your wife?s last b-day you gave her a vibrator because of your hopeless Erectile Dysfunction. By taking our new Soft Cialis Tabs you are bound to give her the best sex ever instead of miserable ?battery dick?. |
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01-08-2006, 06:41 PM
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HAL 9000
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post the sponsor also lol
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01-08-2006, 06:43 PM
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Orgasms N Such!
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01-08-2006, 06:44 PM
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battery dick hahahahahaha...
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01-08-2006, 06:57 PM
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I am an Alien from space
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lmao.. funny
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01-08-2006, 07:06 PM
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HAL 9000
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why not? a present for jact :D
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01-08-2006, 07:28 PM
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Orgasms N Such!
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NO GOD NO! I'm a freaking nympho and I don't think I could handle him taking that stuff... Sheesh! Definitely doesn't need help there..  |
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