Email SUbject: Your wife prefers your dog?s penis to yours?
 

I dunno who the fuck they hire to compose these retarded spam emails, but this one caught my eye, and I'm glad I didn't delete it, talk about comic relief! Wonder if he would be interested in writing comedy routines?

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Hello!
My name is Erectile Dysfunction.
I have a lot of friends such us: bad sex, awful mood, dissatisfied wife, short erections and spoiled condoms.
But I do have one enemy ? its name is Soft Cialis Tabs.
When they appear, I disappear.

Your wife prefers your dog?s penis to yours?
Viagra Soft Tabs will make her pick your penis in a million.
With our Soft Cialis Tabs you can even have sex with your ex.
For your wife?s last b-day you gave her a vibrator because of your hopeless Erectile Dysfunction.
By taking our new Soft Cialis Tabs you are bound to
give her the best sex ever instead of miserable ?battery dick?.

post the sponsor also lol

I don't wanna click the linnnnnk!

battery dick hahahahahaha...

lmao.. funny

why not? a present for jact :D

NO GOD NO! I'm a freaking nympho and I don't think I could handle him taking that stuff... Sheesh! Definitely doesn't need help there.. :)