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Email SUbject: Your wife prefers your dog?s penis to yours?
I dunno who the fuck they hire to compose these retarded spam emails, but this one caught my eye, and I'm glad I didn't delete it, talk about comic relief! Wonder if he would be interested in writing comedy routines?
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Hello!
My name is Erectile Dysfunction.
I have a lot of friends such us: bad sex, awful mood, dissatisfied wife, short erections and spoiled condoms.
But I do have one enemy ? its name is Soft Cialis Tabs.
When they appear, I disappear.
Your wife prefers your dog?s penis to yours?
Viagra Soft Tabs will make her pick your penis in a million.
With our Soft Cialis Tabs you can even have sex with your ex.
For your wife?s last b-day you gave her a vibrator because of your hopeless Erectile Dysfunction.
By taking our new Soft Cialis Tabs you are bound to
give her the best sex ever instead of miserable ?battery dick?.
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