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Old 01-08-2006, 07:23 AM   #1
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:mad goddamn fucking women

Went to a club tonight, saw a girl I've known for a years who said hi... she asked me who my friend was, so I told her who he was... she couldn't stop talking about him the whole night. So I ended up driving her drunk ass home, and I hung around her place for a fucking eternity while she tried to peel the pants off my Marky Mark look-a-like friend.

Fuck that shit. God damn fucking women.

You'd think they'd want to do a guy they've known for a long time, who's been a friend... over some guy they meet that night at a club.

Fuck that shit, I can't understand it.
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Old 01-08-2006, 07:29 AM   #2
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no you are now her FRIEND........

and noe you WILL NEVER get any pussy from her.......


but I have good news for ya.......


I just saved a bunch of money by swiching to geico.
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Old 01-08-2006, 07:29 AM   #3
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So you went home and jerked off while she fucked your friend. Yeah that sucks.
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Old 01-08-2006, 07:32 AM   #4
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I just saved a bunch of money by swiching to geico.
I just saved a bundle on my car insurance by fleeing the scene of an accident




(no i didn't make that up... found itonline)
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Old 01-08-2006, 07:35 AM   #5
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Hey...its Patrick. He bought life insurance!
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Old 01-08-2006, 07:41 AM   #6
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if you were "the Marky Mark look-a-like friend" it wouldn't bother you that a random slut sucked you dry instead of her highschool buddy
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Old 01-08-2006, 07:43 AM   #7
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I saved even more money by not having a car
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Old 01-08-2006, 07:45 AM   #8
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if you were "the Marky Mark look-a-like friend" it wouldn't bother you that a random slut sucked you dry instead of her highschool buddy
This should be added to the Book of Revelation. What an epiphany!
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Old 01-08-2006, 07:49 AM   #9
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Old 01-08-2006, 07:52 AM   #10
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she didn't want a threesome ?
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Old 01-08-2006, 07:52 AM   #11
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she didn't want a threesome ?
I forgot to ask.
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Old 01-08-2006, 07:57 AM   #12
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no you are now her FRIEND........

and noe you WILL NEVER get any pussy from her.......


but I have good news for ya.......


I just saved a bunch of money by swiching to geico.
Hey buddy,
Mind if I steal your sig photo and stick it on my site?
I'll link it back to pornstarjobs.com
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Old 01-08-2006, 08:21 PM   #13
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Pardon but you seem so upset?!
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Old 01-08-2006, 08:26 PM   #14
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You'd think they'd want to do a guy they've known for a long time, who's been a friend... over some guy they meet that night at a club.
You obviously know nothing about women if you think that she would rather fuck a friend over some guy she met in a club.

Women don't fuck their guy friends. You're the one she's going to cry to when your friend never calls her. That's your lot in life, live with it.
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Old 01-08-2006, 08:31 PM   #15
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get some penis enhancement!
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