goddamn fucking women
 

Went to a club tonight, saw a girl I've known for a years who said hi... she asked me who my friend was, so I told her who he was... she couldn't stop talking about him the whole night. So I ended up driving her drunk ass home, and I hung around her place for a fucking eternity while she tried to peel the pants off my Marky Mark look-a-like friend.

Fuck that shit. God damn fucking women.

You'd think they'd want to do a guy they've known for a long time, who's been a friend... over some guy they meet that night at a club.

Fuck that shit, I can't understand it.

no you are now her FRIEND........

and noe you WILL NEVER get any pussy from her....... :(


but I have good news for ya.......


I just saved a bunch of money by swiching to geico. :1orglaugh

So you went home and jerked off while she fucked your friend. Yeah that sucks.

I just saved a bundle on my car insurance by fleeing the scene of an accident :1orglaugh




(no i didn't make that up... found itonline)

Hey...its Patrick. He bought life insurance!

if you were "the Marky Mark look-a-like friend" it wouldn't bother you that a random slut sucked you dry instead of her highschool buddy

I saved even more money by not having a car

This should be added to the Book of Revelation. What an epiphany!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

she didn't want a threesome ?

I forgot to ask.

Hey buddy,
Mind if I steal your sig photo and stick it on my site?
I'll link it back to pornstarjobs.com

Pardon but you seem so upset?!

You obviously know nothing about women if you think that she would rather fuck a friend over some guy she met in a club.

Women don't fuck their guy friends. You're the one she's going to cry to when your friend never calls her. That's your lot in life, live with it.

get some penis enhancement!