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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Oakland, CA
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![]() Went to a club tonight, saw a girl I've known for a years who said hi... she asked me who my friend was, so I told her who he was... she couldn't stop talking about him the whole night. So I ended up driving her drunk ass home, and I hung around her place for a fucking eternity while she tried to peel the pants off my Marky Mark look-a-like friend.
Fuck that shit. God damn fucking women. You'd think they'd want to do a guy they've known for a long time, who's been a friend... over some guy they meet that night at a club. Fuck that shit, I can't understand it. |
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no you are now her FRIEND........
and noe you WILL NEVER get any pussy from her....... ![]() but I have good news for ya....... I just saved a bunch of money by swiching to geico. ![]() |
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So you went home and jerked off while she fucked your friend. Yeah that sucks.
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Hey...its Patrick. He bought life insurance!
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if you were "the Marky Mark look-a-like friend" it wouldn't bother you that a random slut sucked you dry instead of her highschool buddy
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I saved even more money by not having a car
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Live by the code Die by the code
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she didn't want a threesome ?
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Mind if I steal your sig photo and stick it on my site? I'll link it back to pornstarjobs.com
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Pardon but you seem so upset?!
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I'm Lenny2 Bitch
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: On top of my soapbox
Posts: 13,449
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Women don't fuck their guy friends. You're the one she's going to cry to when your friend never calls her. That's your lot in life, live with it. |
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get some penis enhancement!
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