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Vrume Mark
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![]() You actually look at me when I am telling you the specials; you might even smile.
You don?t answer a hello from your server by yelling, ?Two coffees!? You say please and thank you. You don?t make faces as you are being told the specials, even if you hear a dish you don?t like. You don?t order water with lemon. Your free-refill soda lasts more than 2 seconds. You check to see if your dining partner is ready before you belt out your order. You don?t slap your kids in public. You don't immediately demand to see the cheapest thing on the menu. You answer questions with actual words rather than grunts. You start your requests with ?May I please have...? rather than ?Get me? or ?I need.? Taken from http://stainedapron.com/ DH |
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Let's do some business!
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Hmm.
I do all of those things. More and more I realize how polite I really am. I don't get it.
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I usually buy my waiters shot's right away. That's sets things straight for the rest of evening.
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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I order my water with lemon and I am a big tipper when I can actually get out to do so.
I lived on tips most of my life..I like to pass the karma on. |
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Polite and respectful, hmmm. I might just give that a shot.
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Sometimes, I do all the wrong things, and I still tip well.
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Thats bullshit.
I tip depending on how good the service is. They are waiters and waitresses. I went to a sushi bar the other night. It took me 45 min to get a seat, which isnt that unusual. But when i was seated i wasnt given a menu and no one came to ask for my drink or order for 30 minutes and i had to get up and go call someone myself. It's really easy, do your job. Get tipped.
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we're good tippers and we match up pretty well with that list.
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I am just a well mannered costumer.
"always treat the waiters and waitresses right"
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I am usually a pretty good tipper (sometimes even if the service is bad). I waited tables and bartended to get through school so I've been in them trenches.
P.S. I have spent a lot of time on that website! It's pretty funny. I'm reading the bad/good celebrity tippers.
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Hello world!
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I don't eat at restaurants much because I tip too well. It's like throwing money out the window. If I didn't tip I would feel guilty. It shouldn't be that way.
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I don't usually tip, it wouldn't make much sense since i usually say i'm going for a smoke and hop on my bicycle and take off without paying
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I am a huge tipper cuz I"m a big believer in Karma so what goes aroudn comes around.
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Servers remember 2 kinds of customers
Good tippers and bad ones. I always like them to remember me as a good tipper ;)
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You don?t order water with lemon.
---------- but i only drink water ![]() other than that, i do everything on that list. what kind i say, im a kind person ![]() |
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I also believe in being a good tipper, but I have been burned by the "tip included" situaiton where they do that for big groups (is it fair to call 6 a big group??) and put it in smal print on the back side of the check.
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That way I will get taken care of every single time no matter how many people are infront of me. I figure it's great because I am going to easily tip $20 over the course of the night to the bartender anyways I might as well do it all at once and get super service ![]() DH |
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pff bullshitttt
i tip rather well normally almost always 30-40% and i ALWAYS get water with lemon ![]()
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Get my sammich bitch!
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I agree with the tipping at the bar.The bartenders always make sure my beer is on ice and I bypass the line ups
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Oh my...i'm such a bad tipper!
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nice list, I think we all should be nice to the waiters even if we give tip or not.
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If I do have extra bucks then it's not bad if you give something for these people.
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You don?t slap your kids in public.
why would anyone do that?
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Just b/c it didn't come back to you yet doesn't mean it won't come back to you in another way...there's no tiem limit on these things... I'm speaking in that I'm a bartender at night and when I go out, I take care of my fellow bartenders especially if they're good to me. When they come to visit me, I return the service. It works both ways. What goes aroudn comes around. When my regulars come in to my bar I take care of them. They don't wait for drinks and I make them look good in front of their clients. Having clout or looking like a shooter goes a long way in the financial world where I work. ![]()
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It all comes down to the service
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