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Have you ever fucked a stinky pussy?
Have you ever fucked a chick with a crotch so rancid it made you gag? I mean toe nail curling stench... did you ever come across one and do it anyways? I did.
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Not quite... but they aren't all spring fresh
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I love to racism, bro!
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Yes. Thanks for the memory.
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Been there... Soon after gagging I got up got dressed and got the fuck out...Dont think I could ever be drunk enough to fuck her..Sad really cause she was cute as hell and had a great fucking ass..Wounder where she is now...lol
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I need a beer
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One of the worst lays ever....
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I try not to find my women at crack houses and back alleys
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the other night i got 4 homeless chicks and a crackhead for an orgy for 20 bucks and a cheeseburger
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I went out with a girl for 7 months that had a hella smelly pussy... she was super cute, but for some reason, stank up to high heaven, almost dumped her a few times because of it, but, hey, I was in love and kept her for awhile.
I've learned from that mistake though, fuck it if they're cute, if they stink, I ain't hitting their pink.
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Hello world!
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yes, more than enuff said.
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Source: http://www.mum.org/pat3948a.htm
********************************* Vulvar Deodorant System," (U.S. patent 3,948,257 - April 6, 1976) Companies have devised many ways to deodorize a woman's vulva and vagina, including sprays, douches, pad powder, washes and deodorant pads and tampons. The patent below, for a device probably never manufactured, describes a little weight designed to both deodorize and remind a woman to remove her tampon (the "flower," number 23 on the patent drawing below; flowers have a long association with menstruation - see it used in ad for a menstrual cup - although I'm sure that was unknown to the inventor). Here the writer explains why he - yes, a man devised this, just as men seem to invent most of women's "hygienic" devices, start museums of menstruation, etc. - invented the "system." ![]() ![]()
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"Assassins"
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Nothing THAT bad. Some stink is alright with me.
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One time i had a proper stinker, the smell was rising whilst we were fucking and afterwards my cock and balls were soaked in her stinking juice. It really was a stomach turner. Not good at all.
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One not too long ago....fucking disgusting to say the least.
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Back many years ago a buddy of mine one night drank a bit too much. There was this homeless chick that hung out by the docks on the lake. Somehow he ended up with this homeless chick in the back of his car, fingering her. Anyway, he pulls his fingers out, and the stench was so bad he immediately puked in the back of his car, and on her. His nick is now StankyFanger.
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life is too short to deal with stinky pussy
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Lucky enough not to encounter that smell yet..
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I am always blessed with sweet smelling pussy.
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vaginas are so confusing. its hard to understand how they work.
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As soon as I pulled out of her, I picked up my camera and attempted to take a picture.....the uncontrollable auto-response of my gagging and dry heaves made me instantly drop my hands and camera to my sides. gagged during the whole four times I washed my hands in the bathroom. Now HOW THE FUCK did you maintain a hard-on while smelling rotten pussy??
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I don't think I ever would
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No and I will never fuck a dirty and stinky pussy.
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I hope it will never happend to me
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Just curious... how could you get out of fucking the girl if you're already at the point where her stink is singeing your nosehairs?
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They're all hookers, but mom!
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well happend to me once... not such a good memory , but she was DAMN cute and i loved her...
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If I did...thankfully I was too wasted to remember.
I'm sure there was at least one back in my pub crawl daze... |
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Everybody has, and those that haven't, are either lying or never even had pussy.
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I'm one of those lucky women that smell and taste fresh & clean. I often get a taste of my juices when I suck off my man after he's fucked me... yummy!
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So Fucking What
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I made a girl put her pants back on and deprived her of sex once. Never called her either... fuckin smelled like an Alaskan Fish Bardge in the summer sun. I wanted to call that chick a doctor. I guess thats what I get for trying to bang an 18 year old stripper I just met.
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this thread is fucking gross.
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never heard of any, no
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nope im very particular about where I put my cock =)
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Ok true story.
One night the wife and I had my sister-in-law Tami and her fiance Scott (their real names, I dont like them much) over for dinner. So the wife and her sister are sittinng out in the living room talking about whatever chicks talk about, and Scott and I are in the kitchen mixing drinks and Scott says to me... "Dude can you get you wife to talk to Tami about her hygiene? Her pussy stinks so bad I can't fuck her doggy style, it just comes straight up in my face." So I lean back and look straight done the hall into the living room, and YELL, "Hey woman, talk to Tami about her stanky pussy. Scott can't stand to fuck her doggy style." They left. It was nice. And the wife didn't even get mad at me, cause she knows how I am. ![]()
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There's a much higher response rate saying yes than I expected. Some of those girls must just have been filthy rather than biologically unfortunate.
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SonOfSam you need to come and visit me here in mexico, the chicks are so cheap. you could have gotten them for 200 pesos, and eaten the cheeseburger your self.
200 pesos = $19.60
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