Ok true story.
One night the wife and I had my sister-in-law Tami and her fiance Scott (their real names, I dont like them much) over for dinner. So the wife and her sister are sittinng out in the living room talking about whatever chicks talk about, and Scott and I are in the kitchen mixing drinks and Scott says to me...
"Dude can you get you wife to talk to Tami about her hygiene? Her pussy stinks so bad I can't fuck her doggy style, it just comes straight up in my face."
So I lean back and look straight done the hall into the living room, and YELL,
"Hey woman, talk to Tami about her stanky pussy. Scott can't stand to fuck her doggy style."
They left. It was nice. And the wife didn't even get mad at me, cause she knows how I am.
