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Harmon 01-03-2006 06:24 PM

Have you ever fucked a stinky pussy?
 
Have you ever fucked a chick with a crotch so rancid it made you gag? I mean toe nail curling stench... did you ever come across one and do it anyways? I did. :1orglaugh

CybermedAndy 01-03-2006 06:25 PM

Not quite... but they aren't all spring fresh

escorpio 01-03-2006 06:25 PM

Yes. Thanks for the memory. :(

Gardner 01-03-2006 06:46 PM

Been there... Soon after gagging I got up got dressed and got the fuck out...Dont think I could ever be drunk enough to fuck her..Sad really cause she was cute as hell and had a great fucking ass..Wounder where she is now...lol

Harmon 01-03-2006 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Gardner
Been there... Soon after gagging I got up got dressed and got the fuck out...Dont think I could ever be drunk enough to fuck her..Sad really cause she was cute as hell and had a great fucking ass..Wounder where she is now...lol

Hopefully she is washing her BOX!

Spunky 01-03-2006 06:47 PM

One of the worst lays ever.... :(

TheLegacy 01-03-2006 06:47 PM

I try not to find my women at crack houses and back alleys

sonofsam 01-03-2006 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy
I try not to find my women at crack houses and back alleys

dude you're missing out

the other night i got 4 homeless chicks and a crackhead for an orgy for 20 bucks and a cheeseburger

NoWhErE 01-03-2006 07:03 PM

I went out with a girl for 7 months that had a hella smelly pussy... she was super cute, but for some reason, stank up to high heaven, almost dumped her a few times because of it, but, hey, I was in love and kept her for awhile.

I've learned from that mistake though, fuck it if they're cute, if they stink, I ain't hitting their pink.

Drake 01-03-2006 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
dude you're missing out

the other night i got 4 homeless chicks and a crackhead for an orgy for 20 bucks and a cheeseburger

:1orglaugh

pussyluver 01-03-2006 07:05 PM

yes, more than enuff said.

Harmon 01-03-2006 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy
I try not to find my women at crack houses and back alleys

You obviously have no idea what I am talking about, thus, stay out of the thread :1orglaugh It isn't just homeless loser drug whores that have stinky fish cellars. Some of the cleanest women around have body chemistry that just doesn't aloow it to be SO :1orglaugh

leggs 01-03-2006 07:16 PM

Source: http://www.mum.org/pat3948a.htm
*********************************

Vulvar Deodorant System," (U.S. patent 3,948,257 - April 6, 1976)

Companies have devised many ways to deodorize a woman's vulva and vagina, including sprays, douches, pad powder, washes and deodorant pads and tampons. The patent below, for a device probably never manufactured, describes a little weight designed to both deodorize and remind a woman to remove her tampon

(the "flower," number 23 on the patent drawing below; flowers have a long association with menstruation - see it used in ad for a menstrual cup - although I'm sure that was unknown to the inventor).

Here the writer explains why he - yes, a man devised this, just as men seem to invent most of women's "hygienic" devices, start museums of menstruation, etc. - invented the "system."

http://www.mum.org/pat3948a.jpg
http://www.mum.org/pat3948b.jpg

Martin 01-03-2006 07:23 PM

Nothing THAT bad. Some stink is alright with me.

bellskids 01-03-2006 07:33 PM

One time i had a proper stinker, the smell was rising whilst we were fucking and afterwards my cock and balls were soaked in her stinking juice. It really was a stomach turner. Not good at all.

Lace 01-03-2006 07:55 PM

One not too long ago....fucking disgusting to say the least. :throwup

TheDoc 01-03-2006 08:07 PM

Back many years ago a buddy of mine one night drank a bit too much. There was this homeless chick that hung out by the docks on the lake. Somehow he ended up with this homeless chick in the back of his car, fingering her. Anyway, he pulls his fingers out, and the stench was so bad he immediately puked in the back of his car, and on her. His nick is now StankyFanger.

divinity 01-03-2006 08:25 PM

life is too short to deal with stinky pussy

PixeLs 01-03-2006 09:45 PM

Lucky enough not to encounter that smell yet.. :)

WME 01-03-2006 10:39 PM

I am always blessed with sweet smelling pussy. :)

Nismo 01-03-2006 10:45 PM

vaginas are so confusing. its hard to understand how they work. :(

guestcam 01-03-2006 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon
Have you ever fucked a chick with a crotch so rancid it made you gag? I mean toe nail curling stench... did you ever come across one and do it anyways? I did. :1orglaugh

Not fucked, but, now that you mention it - at a INTERNEXT show one year - I did finger one - three fingers wide, two knuckles deep. I was invited to watch a gangbang photoshoot and got caught up in the moment and so I gave her a extra hand.

As soon as I pulled out of her, I picked up my camera and attempted to take a picture.....the uncontrollable auto-response of my gagging and dry heaves made me instantly drop my hands and camera to my sides.

gagged during the whole four times I washed my hands in the bathroom.

Now HOW THE FUCK did you maintain a hard-on while smelling rotten pussy??

tristan_D 01-04-2006 02:45 AM

I don't think I ever would

reed_4 01-04-2006 03:00 AM

No and I will never fuck a dirty and stinky pussy.

ilbb 01-04-2006 03:30 AM

I hope it will never happend to me :)

viki 01-04-2006 04:39 AM

Just curious... how could you get out of fucking the girl if you're already at the point where her stink is singeing your nosehairs?

RAM 01-04-2006 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon
Have you ever fucked a chick with a crotch so rancid it made you gag? I mean toe nail curling stench... did you ever come across one and do it anyways? I did. :1orglaugh


Some strong ones forsure However if you can't lick it you can't fuck it :1orglaugh

adonthenet 01-04-2006 04:48 AM

well happend to me once... not such a good memory , but she was DAMN cute and i loved her...

SilentKnight 01-04-2006 05:29 AM

If I did...thankfully I was too wasted to remember.

I'm sure there was at least one back in my pub crawl daze...

Murderous 01-04-2006 05:34 AM

Everybody has, and those that haven't, are either lying or never even had pussy.

KingK7 01-04-2006 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reed_4
No and I will never fuck a dirty and stinky pussy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by tristan_D
I don't think I ever would

Quote:

Originally Posted by PixeLs
Lucky enough not to encounter that smell yet.. :)

How about sweaty ass smell?
http://www.freakmoney.com/klikrevenue.jpg

Murderous 01-04-2006 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by KingK7
How about sweaty ass smell?
http://www.freakmoney.com/klikrevenue.jpg

Whores look a bit different in that country than I am used to them looking here.

GlydeGirl 01-04-2006 04:32 PM

I'm one of those lucky women that smell and taste fresh & clean. I often get a taste of my juices when I suck off my man after he's fucked me... yummy!

xNetworx 01-04-2006 04:42 PM

I made a girl put her pants back on and deprived her of sex once. Never called her either... fuckin smelled like an Alaskan Fish Bardge in the summer sun. I wanted to call that chick a doctor. I guess thats what I get for trying to bang an 18 year old stripper I just met.

greygoose 01-04-2006 05:09 PM

this thread is fucking gross.

Violetta 01-04-2006 06:03 PM

never heard of any, no

webair 01-04-2006 06:07 PM

nope im very particular about where I put my cock =)

G-Rotica 01-04-2006 06:11 PM

Ok true story.

One night the wife and I had my sister-in-law Tami and her fiance Scott (their real names, I dont like them much) over for dinner. So the wife and her sister are sittinng out in the living room talking about whatever chicks talk about, and Scott and I are in the kitchen mixing drinks and Scott says to me...

"Dude can you get you wife to talk to Tami about her hygiene? Her pussy stinks so bad I can't fuck her doggy style, it just comes straight up in my face."

So I lean back and look straight done the hall into the living room, and YELL,

"Hey woman, talk to Tami about her stanky pussy. Scott can't stand to fuck her doggy style."

They left. It was nice. And the wife didn't even get mad at me, cause she knows how I am. :321GFY

nebula 01-04-2006 06:15 PM

There's a much higher response rate saying yes than I expected. Some of those girls must just have been filthy rather than biologically unfortunate.

pornguy 01-04-2006 06:17 PM

SonOfSam you need to come and visit me here in mexico, the chicks are so cheap. you could have gotten them for 200 pesos, and eaten the cheeseburger your self.

200 pesos = $19.60


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