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Bluewire Ross · 01-01-2006, 07:18 PM

What is happening to the USA?After New Orleans..it's Texas and Oklahoma wildfires...

baddog · 01-01-2006, 07:19 PM

yeah . . . time to go kill yourself

stickyfingerz · 01-01-2006, 07:25 PM

Ya no other countries had any natural disasters this year. *rolls eyes*

fetishblog · 01-01-2006, 07:28 PM

Doomsday?! Haha. I hardly think so. I live just outside of OKC and we're not panicking.

This thread makes me laugh. A lot.

Matt 26z · 01-01-2006, 08:23 PM

Most countries are small and limited to maybe one or two types of natural disasters because of that. The US is so large that all types of natural disasters can happen here, but each is generally limited to a specific area.

Earthquakes, mud slides and fires in the south west. Blizzards in the north. Tornados and large hail in the midwest. Flooding and hurricanes in the south east.

The only thing we don't have is volcanos (besides Mt St Helens), but supposedly Yellowstone is one great big one waiting to blow.

je_rome · 01-02-2006, 02:31 AM

it's the signs of times. time to repent for your sins

reynold · 01-02-2006, 03:15 AM

the end is near! run for the hills.

BRISK · 01-02-2006, 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

The only thing we don't have is volcanos (besides Mt St Helens)

There's a rumor that Hawaii also has some volcanos.

leggs · 01-02-2006, 06:17 AM

It's the Canadian weather machine.

Matt 26z · 01-02-2006, 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by BRISK

There's a rumor that Hawaii also has some volcanos.

Hawaii is a part of the US? I thought it was just a military base and vacation spot in the Pacific.

Mefo · 01-02-2006, 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

Most countries are small and limited to maybe one or two types of natural disasters because of that. The US is so large that all types of natural disasters can happen here, but each is generally limited to a specific area.

Earthquakes, mud slides and fires in the south west. Blizzards in the north. Tornados and large hail in the midwest. Flooding and hurricanes in the south east.

The only thing we don't have is volcanos (besides Mt St Helens), but supposedly Yellowstone is one great big one waiting to blow.

yup that's right... other big countries like china have to deel with tons of other nature disasters as well... the bigger your country the more chance you get hit

blackfeet · 01-02-2006, 07:07 AM

this may explain it all for you:
http://www.cuttingedge.org/HowSatanTurnedch1.pdf

The Demon · 01-02-2006, 07:08 AM

Yet another useless thread

GatorB · 01-02-2006, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Bluewire Ross

What is happening to the USA?After New Orleans..it's Texas and Oklahoma wildfires...

Don't forget that Katrina hit Mississippi pretty hard. And remember all the hurricanes in Florida and Alabama over the last 2 years too. Funny how all this shit is happening in states that vote REPUBLICAN. Maybe God is telling you something dumbasses.

And no I'm not a dem. Any REAL republican would have left the party long ago and started voting Libertarian.

cmos · 01-02-2006, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by leggs

It's the Canadian weather machine.

Its funny because its true.

NoCarrier · 01-02-2006, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by reynold

run for the hills.

You can't, they are on fire.

Quagmire · 01-02-2006, 08:25 AM

Us Canadians aren't letting our cool air go south of the border since we found out about that old 1920s war plan to attack Canada, so now you will pay with wildfires in 2006.

You're aboot to find out what happens when you fuck with Canada, eh.

Martin3 · 01-02-2006, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire

You're aboot to find out what happens when you fuck with Canada, eh.

Oh shit, here comes the rocket launcher armed moose. Everyone look out

sickkittens · 01-02-2006, 09:16 AM

Because natural disasters never happen any other time.

OG LennyT · 01-02-2006, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

Funny how all this shit is happening in states that vote REPUBLICAN. Maybe God is telling you something dumbasses.

Jesus Christ

WarChild · 01-02-2006, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

Don't forget that Katrina hit Mississippi pretty hard. And remember all the hurricanes in Florida and Alabama over the last 2 years too. Funny how all this shit is happening in states that vote REPUBLICAN. Maybe God is telling you something dumbasses.

And no I'm not a dem. Any REAL republican would have left the party long ago and started voting Libertarian.

I guess by the same logic the Tsnumai is telling Muslims something?

You're so fucking stupid it hurts.

Veterans Day · 01-02-2006, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

I guess by the same logic the Tsnumai is telling Muslims something?

You're so fucking stupid it hurts.

thanks .....

JD · 01-02-2006, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by NoCarrier

You can't, they are on fire.

EroticySteve · 01-02-2006, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by leggs

It's the Canadian weather machine.

Blame Canada. Blame Canada.

Furious_Male · 01-02-2006, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by EroticySteve

Blame Canada. Blame Canada.

Fucking Canada. They need to stop this shit.

baddog · 01-02-2006, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by BRISK

There's a rumor that Hawaii also has some volcanos.

- yeah, I think I heard that rumor too

baddog · 01-02-2006, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

Don't forget that Katrina hit Mississippi pretty hard. And remember all the hurricanes in Florida and Alabama over the last 2 years too. Funny how all this shit is happening in states that vote REPUBLICAN. Maybe God is telling you something dumbasses.

And no I'm not a dem. Any REAL republican would have left the party long ago and started voting Libertarian.

It would be funny if you weren't serious . . . now it is just scary.

broke · 01-02-2006, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BRISK

There's a rumor that Hawaii also has some volcanos.

There's also a rumor that Alaska might have some... only about 80 or so.

Gnat69 · 01-02-2006, 12:18 PM

You guys have to stop, my stomach is cramping big time from laffing......hahaha

pornguy · 01-02-2006, 12:24 PM

Relax. I have confirmed that it is just Bush playing with the buttons on his weather machine. All the new storms will be directed at other countries.

they took the machine away from him.

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