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Bluewire Ross 01-01-2006 07:18 PM

Doomsday for USA?
 
What is happening to the USA?After New Orleans..it's Texas and Oklahoma wildfires...

baddog 01-01-2006 07:19 PM

yeah . . . time to go kill yourself

stickyfingerz 01-01-2006 07:25 PM

Ya no other countries had any natural disasters this year. *rolls eyes*

fetishblog 01-01-2006 07:28 PM

Doomsday?! Haha. I hardly think so. I live just outside of OKC and we're not panicking.

This thread makes me laugh. A lot.

Matt 26z 01-01-2006 08:23 PM

Most countries are small and limited to maybe one or two types of natural disasters because of that. The US is so large that all types of natural disasters can happen here, but each is generally limited to a specific area.

Earthquakes, mud slides and fires in the south west. Blizzards in the north. Tornados and large hail in the midwest. Flooding and hurricanes in the south east.

The only thing we don't have is volcanos (besides Mt St Helens), but supposedly Yellowstone is one great big one waiting to blow.

je_rome 01-02-2006 02:31 AM

it's the signs of times. time to repent for your sins

reynold 01-02-2006 03:15 AM

the end is near! run for the hills.

BRISK 01-02-2006 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z
The only thing we don't have is volcanos (besides Mt St Helens)

There's a rumor that Hawaii also has some volcanos.

leggs 01-02-2006 06:17 AM

It's the Canadian weather machine.

Matt 26z 01-02-2006 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BRISK
There's a rumor that Hawaii also has some volcanos.

Hawaii is a part of the US? I thought it was just a military base and vacation spot in the Pacific.

Mefo 01-02-2006 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z
Most countries are small and limited to maybe one or two types of natural disasters because of that. The US is so large that all types of natural disasters can happen here, but each is generally limited to a specific area.

Earthquakes, mud slides and fires in the south west. Blizzards in the north. Tornados and large hail in the midwest. Flooding and hurricanes in the south east.

The only thing we don't have is volcanos (besides Mt St Helens), but supposedly Yellowstone is one great big one waiting to blow.


yup that's right... other big countries like china have to deel with tons of other nature disasters as well... the bigger your country the more chance you get hit

blackfeet 01-02-2006 07:07 AM

this may explain it all for you:
http://www.cuttingedge.org/HowSatanTurnedch1.pdf

The Demon 01-02-2006 07:08 AM

Yet another useless thread

GatorB 01-02-2006 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluewire Ross
What is happening to the USA?After New Orleans..it's Texas and Oklahoma wildfires...

Don't forget that Katrina hit Mississippi pretty hard. And remember all the hurricanes in Florida and Alabama over the last 2 years too. Funny how all this shit is happening in states that vote REPUBLICAN. Maybe God is telling you something dumbasses.

And no I'm not a dem. Any REAL republican would have left the party long ago and started voting Libertarian.

cmos 01-02-2006 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leggs
It's the Canadian weather machine.

Its funny because its true.

NoCarrier 01-02-2006 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold
run for the hills.

You can't, they are on fire.

Quagmire 01-02-2006 08:25 AM

Us Canadians aren't letting our cool air go south of the border since we found out about that old 1920s war plan to attack Canada, so now you will pay with wildfires in 2006.

You're aboot to find out what happens when you fuck with Canada, eh. :)

Martin3 01-02-2006 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire
You're aboot to find out what happens when you fuck with Canada, eh. :)

Oh shit, here comes the rocket launcher armed moose. Everyone look out :1orglaugh

sickkittens 01-02-2006 09:16 AM

Because natural disasters never happen any other time.

OG LennyT 01-02-2006 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB
Funny how all this shit is happening in states that vote REPUBLICAN. Maybe God is telling you something dumbasses.

Jesus Christ :Oh crap

WarChild 01-02-2006 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB
Don't forget that Katrina hit Mississippi pretty hard. And remember all the hurricanes in Florida and Alabama over the last 2 years too. Funny how all this shit is happening in states that vote REPUBLICAN. Maybe God is telling you something dumbasses.

And no I'm not a dem. Any REAL republican would have left the party long ago and started voting Libertarian.

I guess by the same logic the Tsnumai is telling Muslims something?

You're so fucking stupid it hurts.

Veterans Day 01-02-2006 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild
I guess by the same logic the Tsnumai is telling Muslims something?

You're so fucking stupid it hurts.

thanks .....

JD 01-02-2006 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier
You can't, they are on fire.

:1orglaugh

EroticySteve 01-02-2006 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leggs
It's the Canadian weather machine.

Blame Canada. Blame Canada.

Furious_Male 01-02-2006 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EroticySteve
Blame Canada. Blame Canada.

Fucking Canada. They need to stop this shit.

baddog 01-02-2006 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BRISK
There's a rumor that Hawaii also has some volcanos.


:1orglaugh - yeah, I think I heard that rumor too

baddog 01-02-2006 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB
Don't forget that Katrina hit Mississippi pretty hard. And remember all the hurricanes in Florida and Alabama over the last 2 years too. Funny how all this shit is happening in states that vote REPUBLICAN. Maybe God is telling you something dumbasses.

And no I'm not a dem. Any REAL republican would have left the party long ago and started voting Libertarian.


It would be funny if you weren't serious . . . now it is just scary.

broke 01-02-2006 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BRISK
There's a rumor that Hawaii also has some volcanos.

There's also a rumor that Alaska might have some... only about 80 or so.

Gnat69 01-02-2006 12:18 PM

You guys have to stop, my stomach is cramping big time from laffing......hahaha

pornguy 01-02-2006 12:24 PM

Relax. I have confirmed that it is just Bush playing with the buttons on his weather machine. All the new storms will be directed at other countries.

they took the machine away from him.


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