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Old 12-29-2005, 01:54 AM   #1
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need your guys help.

i am thinking of getting a hooker tonight... need some pussy

but it costs alot of $$$$

or should i just pull my dick as normal
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Old 12-29-2005, 02:01 AM   #2
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I thought as a bouncer and pornographer you'd have no trouble getting laid ?

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Old 12-29-2005, 02:11 AM   #3
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I thought as a bouncer and pornographer you'd have no trouble getting laid ?

;-)
nope, as i have said once before.

you tell a girl your a bouncer they say " oh so you beat people up"
you tell a girl your a pornographer they say "You dirty man"

cant win with the bitches
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Old 12-29-2005, 02:22 AM   #4
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nope, as i have said once before.

you tell a girl your a bouncer they say " oh so you beat people up"
you tell a girl your a pornographer they say "You dirty man"

cant win with the bitches
I am living proof big ugly guys get laid. All the time.

I bounced for over 10 years and have been in the adult biz (INCLUDING production) for over 6.

You've either got it, or you haven't I suppose.

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Old 12-29-2005, 02:26 AM   #5
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I am living proof big ugly guys get laid. All the time.

I bounced for over 10 years and have been in the adult biz (INCLUDING production) for over 6.

You've either got it, or you haven't I suppose.
Haha so true, even though I am neither big nor ugly, I see this happen every day. Females are certainly fucked up individuals... as a whole.
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Old 12-29-2005, 02:43 AM   #6
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dude, why settle for the hand? Get yourself a fleshlight.
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Old 12-29-2005, 02:44 AM   #7
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dude, why settle for the hand? Get yourself a fleshlight.
thinking about getting one
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Old 12-29-2005, 02:45 AM   #8
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what is a lot? 100$ 200$ 300$? if thats a lot of money, then you have big problems
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Old 12-29-2005, 02:46 AM   #9
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contact juicy. he has some good stuff for you.
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Old 12-29-2005, 02:54 AM   #10
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what is a lot? 100$ 200$ 300$? if thats a lot of money, then you have big problems
$2000 is for the one i have been banging
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Old 12-29-2005, 02:59 AM   #11
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$2000 is for the one i have been banging

if you are paying 2000$ to have sex.

and complaiing about 1 sale every 2 months. maybe you should use that money for advertising ;)
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Old 12-29-2005, 08:44 AM   #12
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$2000 is for the one i have been banging
You're fucking kidding me, right ?

She'd better be cleaning the house and doing your washing and ironing and packing your lunch after sex.

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Old 12-29-2005, 08:50 AM   #13
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$2000?! I'd have a wank for sure
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Old 12-29-2005, 09:11 AM   #14
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$2000 is for the one i have been banging
does she have 6 tits or something?
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Old 12-29-2005, 09:16 AM   #15
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pull it man, you wont get a STD from that!
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Old 12-29-2005, 09:28 AM   #17
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Old 12-29-2005, 09:35 AM   #18
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need your guys help.

i am thinking of getting a hooker tonight... need some pussy

but it costs alot of $$$$

or should i just pull my dick as normal
For that kind of money I'm tempted to fly down and suck your dick myself.
And now that I've said that, there's your evening totally fucked up regardless what you do.
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With a name like flogthelog ya gotta ask? lol
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Split the difference -- get a cheaper whore! LOL
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