Need Help! Should I Get A Hooker Or Just Pull My Dick?
 

need your guys help.

i am thinking of getting a hooker tonight... need some pussy

but it costs alot of $$$$

or should i just pull my dick as normal :(

I thought as a bouncer and pornographer you'd have no trouble getting laid ?

;-)

nope, as i have said once before.

you tell a girl your a bouncer they say " oh so you beat people up"
you tell a girl your a pornographer they say "You dirty man"

cant win with the bitches

I am living proof big ugly guys get laid. All the time.

I bounced for over 10 years and have been in the adult biz (INCLUDING production) for over 6.

You've either got it, or you haven't I suppose.

:2 cents:

Haha so true, even though I am neither big nor ugly, I see this happen every day. Females are certainly fucked up individuals... as a whole.

dude, why settle for the hand? Get yourself a fleshlight.

thinking about getting one :)

what is a lot? 100$ 200$ 300$? if thats a lot of money, then you have big problems :)

contact juicy. he has some good stuff for you.

$2000 is for the one i have been banging

if you are paying 2000$ to have sex.

and complaiing about 1 sale every 2 months. maybe you should use that money for advertising ;)

You're fucking kidding me, right ?

She'd better be cleaning the house and doing your washing and ironing and packing your lunch after sex.

:upsidedow

$2000?! I'd have a wank for sure

does she have 6 tits or something?

pull it man, you wont get a STD from that!

ready, set, pull

hooker if you want aids :thumbsup

Holy crap
 

For that kind of money I'm tempted to fly down and suck your dick myself.
And now that I've said that, there's your evening totally fucked up regardless what you do.

With a name like flogthelog ya gotta ask? lol

Split the difference -- get a cheaper whore! LOL