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Old 12-29-2005, 01:46 AM   #1
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I was talkin' to this hoe last night.
She was talkin' about comin' over to give me some head, but she had her kids with her. I told her to get someone to look after them. She said she doesn't leave her kids anywhere. I told her I leave my kids everywhere... on her chin, in her hair, her mom's denture cup, her sisters towel.

She got a babysitter and showed up in like 15 minutes stat... no shit.
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Old 12-29-2005, 01:48 AM   #2
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hahaha...thats funny
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Old 12-29-2005, 01:50 AM   #3
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did she charge you for every kid she left for the babysitter?
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Old 12-29-2005, 01:54 AM   #4
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did she charge you for every kid she left for the babysitter?
Or just her usual fee?
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Old 12-29-2005, 01:58 AM   #5
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She pawned all 4 of them off on her crippled grandmother... (also true)
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Old 12-29-2005, 03:30 AM   #6
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Bwahahahahahaha
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Old 12-29-2005, 06:40 AM   #7
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Nice one.
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Old 12-29-2005, 07:01 AM   #8
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lol---funny story!
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Old 12-29-2005, 07:17 AM   #9
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haha that was an awesome response!
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Old 12-29-2005, 07:20 AM   #10
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Damn hoe's...
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Old 12-29-2005, 07:20 AM   #11
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man we missed your posts. where were you for so long?
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Old 12-29-2005, 07:39 AM   #12
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got hoes?
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Old 12-29-2005, 08:32 AM   #13
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lol thats a good one
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Old 12-29-2005, 09:01 AM   #14
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Old 12-29-2005, 12:33 PM   #15
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Now that's a good whore -- prompt customer service!
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Old 12-29-2005, 12:35 PM   #16
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Old 12-29-2005, 12:39 PM   #17
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Old 12-29-2005, 12:40 PM   #18
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I told her I leave my kids everywhere... on her chin, in her hair, her mom's denture cup, her sisters towel.

She got a babysitter and showed up in like 15 minutes stat... no shit.
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Old 12-29-2005, 11:55 PM   #19
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man we missed your posts. where were you for so long?
Hi A1R3K... as a matter of fact, I made it back to Pa. to be with my son.

Not sure if you remember the whole design deal awhile back or not, but it was successful and I am happy. I have been busy spending as much time with him as I can and getting settled in. I am just now getting back in the groove of things.

Also been having some serious HD issues on my local machine so I am in and out. Been swapping disks between a few boxes and moving tons of files.
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Old 12-29-2005, 11:56 PM   #20
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lol @ mom's denture cup!
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Old 12-29-2005, 11:56 PM   #21
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got hoes?
As a matter of fact I do, more posts to come.

BTW... What is the going rate around here for referrals? I got about 3 pre-twenties hotties that want to pose.
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Old 12-29-2005, 11:58 PM   #22
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haha. Hoes will be hoes..
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Old 12-30-2005, 12:01 AM   #23
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Old 12-30-2005, 12:11 AM   #24
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She was talkin' about comin' over to give me some head, but she had her kids with her. I told her to get someone to look after them. She said she doesn't leave her kids anywhere. I told her I leave my kids everywhere... on her chin, in her hair, her mom's denture cup, her sisters towel.

She got a babysitter and showed up in like 15 minutes stat... no shit.

Giggidy Giggidy!
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Old 12-30-2005, 12:18 AM   #25
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she must have been a really classy lady. thats awesome though.
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Old 12-30-2005, 12:24 AM   #26
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she must have been a really classy lady. thats awesome though.
Haha, I doubt anyone has ever called her that. GREAT tits though, holy fuck. She has enough for a few more kids.

I known her for a long time, haven't seen her in like 4 years. and she didn't have ANY kids then... do the math.

Slut.
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