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Murderous 12-29-2005 01:46 AM

I was talkin' to this hoe last night.
 
She was talkin' about comin' over to give me some head, but she had her kids with her. I told her to get someone to look after them. She said she doesn't leave her kids anywhere. I told her I leave my kids everywhere... on her chin, in her hair, her mom's denture cup, her sisters towel.

She got a babysitter and showed up in like 15 minutes stat... no shit.

WWC 12-29-2005 01:48 AM

hahaha...thats funny

tristan_D 12-29-2005 01:50 AM

did she charge you for every kid she left for the babysitter?

RayBonga 12-29-2005 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tristan_D
did she charge you for every kid she left for the babysitter?

Or just her usual fee?

Murderous 12-29-2005 01:58 AM

She pawned all 4 of them off on her crippled grandmother... (also true)

Pornwolf 12-29-2005 03:30 AM

Bwahahahahahaha

cmos 12-29-2005 06:40 AM

Nice one.

Violetta 12-29-2005 07:01 AM

lol---funny story!

Wiggles 12-29-2005 07:17 AM

haha that was an awesome response!

Scott McD 12-29-2005 07:20 AM

Damn hoe's... :winkwink:

seeric 12-29-2005 07:20 AM

man we missed your posts. where were you for so long? :)

sfera 12-29-2005 07:39 AM

got hoes?

Sosa 12-29-2005 08:32 AM

lol thats a good one

Manowar 12-29-2005 09:01 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

GlydeGirl 12-29-2005 12:33 PM

Now that's a good whore -- prompt customer service!

axelcat 12-29-2005 12:35 PM

:1orglaugh

Bryan G 12-29-2005 12:39 PM

gotta love the dirtys!

SilentKnight 12-29-2005 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Murderous
I told her I leave my kids everywhere... on her chin, in her hair, her mom's denture cup, her sisters towel.

She got a babysitter and showed up in like 15 minutes stat... no shit.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Murderous 12-29-2005 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
man we missed your posts. where were you for so long? :)

Hi A1R3K... as a matter of fact, I made it back to Pa. to be with my son.

Not sure if you remember the whole design deal awhile back or not, but it was successful and I am happy. I have been busy spending as much time with him as I can and getting settled in. I am just now getting back in the groove of things.

Also been having some serious HD issues on my local machine so I am in and out. Been swapping disks between a few boxes and moving tons of files.

StickyGreen 12-29-2005 11:56 PM

lol @ mom's denture cup!

Murderous 12-29-2005 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sfera
got hoes?

As a matter of fact I do, more posts to come.

BTW... What is the going rate around here for referrals? I got about 3 pre-twenties hotties that want to pose.

Slap Dot 12-29-2005 11:58 PM

haha. Hoes will be hoes..

wedouglas 12-30-2005 12:01 AM

Quite the gentleman :1orglaugh

pr0 12-30-2005 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Murderous
She was talkin' about comin' over to give me some head, but she had her kids with her. I told her to get someone to look after them. She said she doesn't leave her kids anywhere. I told her I leave my kids everywhere... on her chin, in her hair, her mom's denture cup, her sisters towel.

She got a babysitter and showed up in like 15 minutes stat... no shit.


Giggidy Giggidy!

beemk 12-30-2005 12:18 AM

she must have been a really classy lady. thats awesome though.

Murderous 12-30-2005 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk
she must have been a really classy lady. thats awesome though.

Haha, I doubt anyone has ever called her that. GREAT tits though, holy fuck. She has enough for a few more kids.

I known her for a long time, haven't seen her in like 4 years. and she didn't have ANY kids then... do the math.

Slut.


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