I was talkin' to this hoe last night.

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  • Murderous
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2003
    • 3938
    #1

    I was talkin' to this hoe last night.

    She was talkin' about comin' over to give me some head, but she had her kids with her. I told her to get someone to look after them. She said she doesn't leave her kids anywhere. I told her I leave my kids everywhere... on her chin, in her hair, her mom's denture cup, her sisters towel.

    She got a babysitter and showed up in like 15 minutes stat... no shit.
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    • WWC
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      • Jul 2003
      • 11577
      #2
      hahaha...thats funny
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        • tristan_D
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2005
          • 7865
          #3
          did she charge you for every kid she left for the babysitter?
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            • RayBonga
              too cool for highschool
              • Nov 2005
              • 12164
              #4
              Originally posted by tristan_D
              did she charge you for every kid she left for the babysitter?
              Or just her usual fee?

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                • Murderous
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 3938
                  #5
                  She pawned all 4 of them off on her crippled grandmother... (also true)

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                    • Pornwolf
                      Drunk and Unruly
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 22712
                      #6
                      Bwahahahahahaha
                      I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                      Webair, bitches.

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                        • cmos
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2005
                          • 268
                          #7
                          Nice one.

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                            • Violetta
                              Affiliate
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 28735
                              #8
                              lol---funny story!
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                                • Wiggles
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • May 2004
                                  • 14423
                                  #9
                                  haha that was an awesome response!
                                  no sig

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                                    • Scott McD
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 67792
                                      #10
                                      Damn hoe's...


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                                        • seeric
                                          ..........
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 41917
                                          #11
                                          man we missed your posts. where were you for so long?

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                                            • sfera
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2005
                                              • 8597
                                              #12
                                              got hoes?

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                                                • Sosa
                                                  In Tushy Land
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 40149
                                                  #13
                                                  lol thats a good one

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                                                    • Manowar
                                                      jellyfish  
                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 71528
                                                      #14

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                                                        • GlydeGirl
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 1516
                                                          #15
                                                          Now that's a good whore -- prompt customer service!

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                                                            • axelcat
                                                              Adult Locals
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 25450
                                                              #16

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                                                                • Bryan G
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                  • 8338
                                                                  #17
                                                                  gotta love the dirtys!
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                                                                    • SilentKnight
                                                                      Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                                      • 24812
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Murderous
                                                                      I told her I leave my kids everywhere... on her chin, in her hair, her mom's denture cup, her sisters towel.

                                                                      She got a babysitter and showed up in like 15 minutes stat... no shit.

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                                                                        • Murderous
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                          • 3938
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                                          man we missed your posts. where were you for so long?
                                                                          Hi A1R3K... as a matter of fact, I made it back to Pa. to be with my son.

                                                                          Not sure if you remember the whole design deal awhile back or not, but it was successful and I am happy. I have been busy spending as much time with him as I can and getting settled in. I am just now getting back in the groove of things.

                                                                          Also been having some serious HD issues on my local machine so I am in and out. Been swapping disks between a few boxes and moving tons of files.

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                                                                            • StickyGreen
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                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                              • 13076
                                                                              #20
                                                                              lol @ mom's denture cup!
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                                                                                • Murderous
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                  • 3938
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by sfera
                                                                                  got hoes?
                                                                                  As a matter of fact I do, more posts to come.

                                                                                  BTW... What is the going rate around here for referrals? I got about 3 pre-twenties hotties that want to pose.

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                                                                                    • Slap Dot
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                      • 3168
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      haha. Hoes will be hoes..

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                                                                                        • wedouglas
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                                          • 5921
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Quite the gentleman

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                                                                                            • pr0
                                                                                              rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                              • 23088
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Murderous
                                                                                              She was talkin' about comin' over to give me some head, but she had her kids with her. I told her to get someone to look after them. She said she doesn't leave her kids anywhere. I told her I leave my kids everywhere... on her chin, in her hair, her mom's denture cup, her sisters towel.

                                                                                              She got a babysitter and showed up in like 15 minutes stat... no shit.

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                                                                                                • beemk
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                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                  • 20829
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  she must have been a really classy lady. thats awesome though.
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                                                                                                    • Murderous
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                      • 3938
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by beemk
                                                                                                      she must have been a really classy lady. thats awesome though.
                                                                                                      Haha, I doubt anyone has ever called her that. GREAT tits though, holy fuck. She has enough for a few more kids.

                                                                                                      I known her for a long time, haven't seen her in like 4 years. and she didn't have ANY kids then... do the math.

                                                                                                      Slut.

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