What is your favorite country song? - GoFuckYourself.com

Jman · 12-25-2005, 10:18 PM

Wasn't that a Party

CHORUS:
Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin.
Could have been three or four six-packs,
I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in,
My head is like a football, I think I'm gonna die,
Tell me, me oh me oh my,
Wasn't that a party?

Someone took a grapefruit and wore it like a hat,
I saw someone under my kitchen table, talking to my old tom cat,
They were talking about hockey and the cat was talkin' back,
Along about then everything went black,
But wasn't that a party?

I'm sure it's just my memory playin' tricks on me,
But I think I saw my buddy cuttin' down my neighbour's tree,

(CHORUS)

Old Billy Joe and Tommy, well they went a little far,
They were sitting in my backyard blowing on the siren in somebody's police car.
So you see, your honour,
It was all in fun,
That little bitty track meet down on main street,
Was just to see if the cops could run,
Well, they run us in to see you,
In an alcoholic haze,
I can sure use those thirty days to recover from the party.

(CHORUS)

CuriousToyBoy · 12-25-2005, 10:19 PM

"I'm So Miserable It's Like You Never Left Me"

;-)

Spunky · 12-25-2005, 10:19 PM

Goodbye Earl..Dixie Chicks

Jman · 12-25-2005, 10:21 PM

"I saw someone under my kitchen table, talking to my old tom cat,
They were talking about hockey and the cat was talkin' back..."

Now that is priceless lyrics ;-)

J$tyle$ · 12-25-2005, 10:32 PM

A little mushy but it's Christmakkuh and my life IS MY FAMILY

My Front Porch Looking In
Lonestar

The only ground I ever owned was stickin' to my shoes.
Now I look out my front porch at this panoramic view.
I can sit an' watch the fields fill up with rays of golden sun.
I watch the moon lay on the fences like that where it was hung.
My blessings are in front of me, it's not about the land.
I'll never beat the view from my front porch, looking in.

There's a carrot top that can barely walk,
With a sippy cup of milk.
A little blue-eyed blonde with shoes on wrong,
'Cause she likes to dress herself.
The most beautiful girl holding both of them:
Yeah, the view I love the most is my front porch, lookin' in.
Yeah.

I've travelled here and everywhere followin' my job.
I've the seen the painting's from the air, brushed by the hand of God.
The mountains and the canyons reach from sea to shinin' sea.
But I can't wait to get back home to the one he made for me.
'Cause anywhere I'll ever go and everywhere I've been,
Nothin' takes my breath away like my front porch, lookin' in.

There's a carrot top that can barely walk,
With a sippy cup of milk.
A little blue-eyed blonde with shoes on wrong,
'Cause she likes to dress herself.
An' the most beautiful girl holding both of them:
Yeah, the view I love the most is my front porch, lookin' in.

I see what beautiful is about,
When I'm lookin' in, not when I'm lookin' out.

There's a carrot top that can barely walk,
With a sippy cup of milk.
A little blue-eyed blonde with shoes on wrong,
'Cause she likes to dress herself.
An' the most beautiful girl holding both of them:
Now, the view I love the most;
Oh, the view I love the most,
Is my front porch, lookin' in.

Oh, there's a carrot top that can barely walk,
(From my front porch, lookin' in.)
A little blue-eyed blonde with shoes on wrong, yeah.
The most beautiful girl,
(From my front porch, lookin' in.)
Holding both of them.
Whoa, yeah.

Chris · 12-25-2005, 10:38 PM

omgggggggg country music
cant really name one fav

but if I had to it would be Garth Brooks - Standing Outside the fire

Chris · 12-25-2005, 10:39 PM

or Blaine Larsen My HighSchool reminds me of my time in high school

wallst · 12-25-2005, 10:40 PM

anything from boxcar willie

Mutt · 12-25-2005, 10:47 PM

Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goal Posts of Life

i actually like country music - i forget the names of most songs - some song by Alison Krause I love.

Daruma · 12-25-2005, 10:49 PM

any Johnny Cash for me - that's about my country limit

Jman · 12-25-2005, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goal Posts of Life

Spunky · 12-25-2005, 11:16 PM

Fast cars and freedom is a good one too..forget the band

mikeyddddd · 12-25-2005, 11:29 PM

The Perfect Country Western Song

You Never Even Called Me By My Name

Written By Steve Goodman
Recorded By David Allan Coe

WELL, IT WAS ALL
THAT I COULD DO TO KEEP FROM CRYING?
SOMETIMES IT SEEMED SO USELESS TO REMAIN
BUT YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN?, DARLIN'
YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME BY MY NAME

YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME WAYLON JENNINGS
AND YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME CHARLIE PRIDE
AND YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME MERLE HAGGARD/ANYMORE
EVEN THOUGH YOU?RE ON MY FIGHTING? SIDE

CHORUS:
AND I?LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME
AND I NEVER MINDED STANDING? IN THE RAIN
BUT YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN?, DARLIN?
YOU NEVER EVEN CALLED ME BY MY NAME

WELL, I?VE HEARD MY NAME
A FEW TIMES IN YOUR PHONE BOOK (Hello, Hello)
AND I?VE SEEN IT ON SIGNS WHERE I?VE PLAYED
BUT THE ONLY TIME I KNOW
I?LL HEAR "DAVID ALLAN COE"
IS WHEN JESUS HAS HIS FINAL JUDGMENT DAY

REPEAT CHORUS

RECITATION:
WELL, A FRIEND OF MINE NAMED STEVE GOODMAN WROTE THAT SONG
AND HE TOLD ME IT WAS THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG
I WROTE HIM BACK A LETTER AND I TOLD HIM IT WAS NOT THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG BECAUSE HE HADN?T SAID ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT MAMA,
OR TRAINS,
OR TRUCKS,
OR PRISON,
OR GETTING? DRUNK
WELL HE SAT DOWN AND WROTE ANOTHER VERSE TO THE SONG
AND HE SENT IT TO ME,
AND AFTER READING IT,
I REALIZED THAT MY FRIEND HAD WRITTEN THE PERFECT
COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG
AND I FELT OBLIGED TO INCLUDE IT ON THIS ALBUM
THE LAST VERSE GOES LIKE THIS HERE:

WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON
AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN
BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
SHE GOT RUN NED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN

CHORUS:
AND I?LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME
AND I NEVER MINDED STANDING? IN THE RAIN
NO, A? YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN?, DARLIN?
YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME
WELL I WONDER WHY YOU DON?T CALL ME
WHY DON?T YOU EVER CALL ME BY MY NAME

Also

Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother by Walker Jerry Jeff

He was born in Oklahoma,
His wife's name's Betty Lou Thelma Liz
And he's not responsible for what he's doing
Cause his mother made him what he is.

And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

Sure does like his Falstaff beer,
Likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor;
Drives a fifty-seven GMC pickup truck;
He's got a gun rack; "Goat ropers need love, too" sticker

And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

Well,
M is for the mudflaps you give me for my pickup truck
O is for the Oil I put on my hair
T is for T-bird
H is for Haggard
E is for eggs, and
R is for REDNECK.

Up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

He's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

Spunky · 12-25-2005, 11:31 PM

Honky Tonk man..Dwight Yokum

smack · 12-25-2005, 11:32 PM

man that is a tough call. i think i would have to go with "big iron" by marty robbins. but there are tons of johnny cash songs that i could rate as favorites as well.

weekly · 12-25-2005, 11:35 PM

http://www.immortalia.com/html/recor...rodeo-song.htm
click the link to hear it....

Well it's forty below and I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo

It's an alamana left - an alamana right
Come on you fucking dummy get your right step right
Get off stage - you God-damned goof you know
You piss me off - you fucking jerk
You get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo

(chorus)

Well it's forty below and I ain't got a truck
And I don't give a fuck 'cuz I'm off to the rodeo

(chorus)

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo

(chorus)

Spunky · 12-25-2005, 11:37 PM

Some Patsy Cline was good stuff also.

SleazyDream · 12-26-2005, 12:16 AM

the devil went down to georga

Spunky · 12-26-2005, 12:17 AM

Glen Campbell..Rhinestone cowboy

LexiLexxx · 12-26-2005, 12:50 AM

David Lee Murphy

"Party Crowd" (Where the hell's my truck?)
Chris LeDoux, rocks too!

Don't ya'all make me break out my cowgirl hat, Heh!

SleazyDream · 12-26-2005, 12:52 AM

The Devil Went Down to Georgia

The devil went down to Georgia
He was looking for a soul to steal
And he was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And was willin' to make a deal
When he came upon a boy playing on a fiddle
and playin' it hot
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said,
"Boy let me tell you what:

I bet you didn't know it
but I'm a fiddle player too,
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good fiddle boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Johnny
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best that's ever been."

Johnny rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard
'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia
And the devil deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose the devil gets your soul.

The devil opened up his case and he said,
"I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his bow
And he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made an evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

When the devil finished Johnny said,
"Well you're pretty good ol' son!
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done!"
Fire on the mountain, run boys run
Devil's in the house of the rising sun
Chickens in the breadpan, picking out dough
Granny does your dog bite? No, child, no

The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat,
And he laid that golden fiddle
On the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back
if you ever wanna try again.
I done told you once,
You son-of-a-bitch,
I'm the best that's ever been!"

He played:
Fire on the mountain, run boys run
Devil's in the house of the rising sun
Chickens in the breadpan, picking out dough
Granny does your dog bite? No, child, no

LexiLexxx · 12-26-2005, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LexiLexxx

David Lee Murphy

"Party Crowd" (Where the hell's my truck?)
Chris LeDoux, rocks too!

Don't ya'all make me break out my cowgirl hat, Heh!

A worn out tape of Chris Ledoux, lonely women and bad booze.

SilentKnight · 12-26-2005, 02:40 AM

The Dance - Garth Brooks
Don't Close Your Eyes - Keith Whitley
Dixieland Delight - Alabama
Simple Man - Charlie Daniels Band
Good-Hearted Woman - Waylon Jennings

Abithefiend · 12-26-2005, 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

The Devil Went Down to Georgia

The devil went down to Georgia
He was looking for a soul to steal
And he was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And was willin' to make a deal
When he came upon a boy playing on a fiddle
and playin' it hot
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said,
"Boy let me tell you what:

I bet you didn't know it
but I'm a fiddle player too,
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good fiddle boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Johnny
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best that's ever been."

Johnny rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard
'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia
And the devil deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose the devil gets your soul.

The devil opened up his case and he said,
"I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his bow
And he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made an evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

When the devil finished Johnny said,
"Well you're pretty good ol' son!
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done!"
Fire on the mountain, run boys run
Devil's in the house of the rising sun
Chickens in the breadpan, picking out dough
Granny does your dog bite? No, child, no

The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat,
And he laid that golden fiddle
On the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back
if you ever wanna try again.
I done told you once,
You son-of-a-bitch,
I'm the best that's ever been!"

He played:
Fire on the mountain, run boys run
Devil's in the house of the rising sun
Chickens in the breadpan, picking out dough
Granny does your dog bite? No, child, no

That's a great song...probably my favourite in that genre.

phogirl69 · 12-26-2005, 06:29 AM

I HATE country, only contry songs i like are from Shania Twain

You Win My Love
I'm gonna get you good
Party Up w/Mark Mcgrath

I only like the POP version of the songs, not the country versions...

PixeLs · 12-27-2005, 01:07 AM

I like Charlie Daniel's Simple Man. :Thumbsup

tristan_D · 12-27-2005, 01:42 AM

God Bless The Broken Road by Rascall Flats

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-27-2005, 02:07 AM

The KlikRevenue Post Whores are a hard act to faller...but how's 'bout these:

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

Her Teeth was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal

I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Havin' You Here

I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now

Mama, Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

Please Bypass This Heart

She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

She's Actin' Single, And I'm Drinkin' Doubles

She's Lookin' Better After Every Beer

I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

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Y'all can sing along if you like...

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12-25-2005, 10:18 PM	#1
Jman Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canuckstikan Posts: 22,797	What is your favorite country song? Wasn't that a Party CHORUS: Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin. Could have been three or four six-packs, I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in, My head is like a football, I think I'm gonna die, Tell me, me oh me oh my, Wasn't that a party? Someone took a grapefruit and wore it like a hat, I saw someone under my kitchen table, talking to my old tom cat, They were talking about hockey and the cat was talkin' back, Along about then everything went black, But wasn't that a party? I'm sure it's just my memory playin' tricks on me, But I think I saw my buddy cuttin' down my neighbour's tree, (CHORUS) Old Billy Joe and Tommy, well they went a little far, They were sitting in my backyard blowing on the siren in somebody's police car. So you see, your honour, It was all in fun, That little bitty track meet down on main street, Was just to see if the cops could run, Well, they run us in to see you, In an alcoholic haze, I can sure use those thirty days to recover from the party. (CHORUS) __________________ New AI Affiliate Program FantasyXXX.AI TG: @jman1216

12-25-2005, 10:19 PM	#2
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12-25-2005, 10:19 PM	#3
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12-25-2005, 10:21 PM	#4
Jman Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canuckstikan Posts: 22,797	"I saw someone under my kitchen table, talking to my old tom cat, They were talking about hockey and the cat was talkin' back..." Now that is priceless lyrics ;-) __________________ New AI Affiliate Program FantasyXXX.AI TG: @jman1216

12-25-2005, 10:38 PM	#6
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	omgggggggg country music cant really name one fav but if I had to it would be Garth Brooks - Standing Outside the fire __________________ [email protected]

12-25-2005, 10:32 PM	#5
J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	A little mushy but it's Christmakkuh and my life IS MY FAMILY My Front Porch Looking In Lonestar The only ground I ever owned was stickin' to my shoes. Now I look out my front porch at this panoramic view. I can sit an' watch the fields fill up with rays of golden sun. I watch the moon lay on the fences like that where it was hung. My blessings are in front of me, it's not about the land. I'll never beat the view from my front porch, looking in. There's a carrot top that can barely walk, With a sippy cup of milk. A little blue-eyed blonde with shoes on wrong, 'Cause she likes to dress herself. The most beautiful girl holding both of them: Yeah, the view I love the most is my front porch, lookin' in. Yeah. I've travelled here and everywhere followin' my job. I've the seen the painting's from the air, brushed by the hand of God. The mountains and the canyons reach from sea to shinin' sea. But I can't wait to get back home to the one he made for me. 'Cause anywhere I'll ever go and everywhere I've been, Nothin' takes my breath away like my front porch, lookin' in. There's a carrot top that can barely walk, With a sippy cup of milk. A little blue-eyed blonde with shoes on wrong, 'Cause she likes to dress herself. An' the most beautiful girl holding both of them: Yeah, the view I love the most is my front porch, lookin' in. I see what beautiful is about, When I'm lookin' in, not when I'm lookin' out. There's a carrot top that can barely walk, With a sippy cup of milk. A little blue-eyed blonde with shoes on wrong, 'Cause she likes to dress herself. An' the most beautiful girl holding both of them: Now, the view I love the most; Oh, the view I love the most, Is my front porch, lookin' in. Oh, there's a carrot top that can barely walk, (From my front porch, lookin' in.) A little blue-eyed blonde with shoes on wrong, yeah. The most beautiful girl, (From my front porch, lookin' in.) Holding both of them. Whoa, yeah.

12-25-2005, 10:39 PM	#7
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	or Blaine Larsen My HighSchool reminds me of my time in high school __________________ [email protected]

12-25-2005, 10:40 PM	#8
wallst Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: South East Posts: 1,621	anything from boxcar willie __________________ Earl Miller Cash 20th Congress

12-25-2005, 10:47 PM	#9
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goal Posts of Life i actually like country music - i forget the names of most songs - some song by Alison Krause I love. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

12-25-2005, 10:49 PM	#10
Daruma Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: PandaLand™ Posts: 3,494	any Johnny Cash for me - that's about my country limit __________________ RIP TD

12-25-2005, 11:16 PM	#12
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,970	Fast cars and freedom is a good one too..forget the band __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

12-25-2005, 11:29 PM	#13
mikeyddddd Viva la vulva! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself Posts: 16,557	The Perfect Country Western Song You Never Even Called Me By My Name Written By Steve Goodman Recorded By David Allan Coe WELL, IT WAS ALL THAT I COULD DO TO KEEP FROM CRYING? SOMETIMES IT SEEMED SO USELESS TO REMAIN BUT YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN?, DARLIN' YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME BY MY NAME YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME WAYLON JENNINGS AND YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME CHARLIE PRIDE AND YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME MERLE HAGGARD/ANYMORE EVEN THOUGH YOU?RE ON MY FIGHTING? SIDE CHORUS: AND I?LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME AND I NEVER MINDED STANDING? IN THE RAIN BUT YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN?, DARLIN? YOU NEVER EVEN CALLED ME BY MY NAME WELL, I?VE HEARD MY NAME A FEW TIMES IN YOUR PHONE BOOK (Hello, Hello) AND I?VE SEEN IT ON SIGNS WHERE I?VE PLAYED BUT THE ONLY TIME I KNOW I?LL HEAR "DAVID ALLAN COE" IS WHEN JESUS HAS HIS FINAL JUDGMENT DAY REPEAT CHORUS RECITATION: WELL, A FRIEND OF MINE NAMED STEVE GOODMAN WROTE THAT SONG AND HE TOLD ME IT WAS THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG I WROTE HIM BACK A LETTER AND I TOLD HIM IT WAS NOT THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG BECAUSE HE HADN?T SAID ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT MAMA, OR TRAINS, OR TRUCKS, OR PRISON, OR GETTING? DRUNK WELL HE SAT DOWN AND WROTE ANOTHER VERSE TO THE SONG AND HE SENT IT TO ME, AND AFTER READING IT, I REALIZED THAT MY FRIEND HAD WRITTEN THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG AND I FELT OBLIGED TO INCLUDE IT ON THIS ALBUM THE LAST VERSE GOES LIKE THIS HERE: WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK SHE GOT RUN NED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN CHORUS: AND I?LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME AND I NEVER MINDED STANDING? IN THE RAIN NO, A? YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN?, DARLIN? YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME WELL I WONDER WHY YOU DON?T CALL ME WHY DON?T YOU EVER CALL ME BY MY NAME Also Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother by Walker Jerry Jeff He was born in Oklahoma, His wife's name's Betty Lou Thelma Liz And he's not responsible for what he's doing Cause his mother made him what he is. And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother, Mother, who has raised her son so well. He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk. Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell. Sure does like his Falstaff beer, Likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor; Drives a fifty-seven GMC pickup truck; He's got a gun rack; "Goat ropers need love, too" sticker And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother, Mother, who has raised her son so well. He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk. Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell. Well, M is for the mudflaps you give me for my pickup truck O is for the Oil I put on my hair T is for T-bird H is for Haggard E is for eggs, and R is for REDNECK. Up against the wall Redneck Mother, Mother, who has raised her son so well. He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk. Kicking hippies asses and raising hell. He's up against the wall Redneck Mother, Mother, who has raised her son so well. He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk. Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell. __________________ AdultStarProfits AmbyaCash AnilosCash AzianiGold ColdHardCash FlashTheMoney IdolBucks MediumPimpin NSCash Nubiles PussyCash ScoreCash Sextronix SpunkyCash TubeTitans Twistys

12-25-2005, 11:31 PM	#14
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,970	Honky Tonk man..Dwight Yokum __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

12-25-2005, 11:32 PM	#15
smack Push Porn Like Weight. Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Inside .NET Posts: 10,652	man that is a tough call. i think i would have to go with "big iron" by marty robbins. but there are tons of johnny cash songs that i could rate as favorites as well. __________________ Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

12-25-2005, 11:35 PM	#16
weekly So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,785	http://www.immortalia.com/html/recor...rodeo-song.htm click the link to hear it.... Well it's forty below and I don't give a fuck Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo It's an alamana left - an alamana right Come on you fucking dummy get your right step right Get off stage - you God-damned goof you know You piss me off - you fucking jerk You get on my nerves Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo (chorus) Well it's forty below and I ain't got a truck And I don't give a fuck 'cuz I'm off to the rodeo (chorus) Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo (chorus)

12-25-2005, 11:37 PM	#17
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,970	Some Patsy Cline was good stuff also. __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

12-26-2005, 12:16 AM	#18
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	the devil went down to georga __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

12-26-2005, 12:17 AM	#19
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,970	Glen Campbell..Rhinestone cowboy __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

12-26-2005, 12:50 AM	#20
LexiLexxx Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Vegas, Baby!!!! Posts: 2,510	David Lee Murphy "Party Crowd" (Where the hell's my truck?) Chris LeDoux, rocks too! Don't ya'all make me break out my cowgirl hat, Heh!

12-26-2005, 12:52 AM	#21
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	The Devil Went Down to Georgia The devil went down to Georgia He was looking for a soul to steal And he was in a bind 'Cause he was way behind And was willin' to make a deal When he came upon a boy playing on a fiddle and playin' it hot And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "Boy let me tell you what: I bet you didn't know it but I'm a fiddle player too, And if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you Now you play a pretty good fiddle boy But give the devil his due I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul 'Cause I think I'm better than you." The boy said, "My name's Johnny And it might be a sin But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret 'Cause I'm the best that's ever been." Johnny rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard 'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia And the devil deals the cards And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold But if you lose the devil gets your soul. The devil opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show." And fire flew from his fingertips As he rosined up his bow And he pulled the bow across the strings And it made an evil hiss Then a band of demons joined in And it sounded something like this When the devil finished Johnny said, "Well you're pretty good ol' son! But sit down in that chair right there And let me show you how it's done!" Fire on the mountain, run boys run Devil's in the house of the rising sun Chickens in the breadpan, picking out dough Granny does your dog bite? No, child, no The devil bowed his head Because he knew that he'd been beat, And he laid that golden fiddle On the ground at Johnny's feet Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again. I done told you once, You son-of-a-bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!" He played: Fire on the mountain, run boys run Devil's in the house of the rising sun Chickens in the breadpan, picking out dough Granny does your dog bite? No, child, no __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

12-26-2005, 02:40 AM	#23
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	The Dance - Garth Brooks Don't Close Your Eyes - Keith Whitley Dixieland Delight - Alabama Simple Man - Charlie Daniels Band Good-Hearted Woman - Waylon Jennings

12-26-2005, 06:29 AM	#25
phogirl69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,330	I HATE country, only contry songs i like are from Shania Twain You Win My Love I'm gonna get you good Party Up w/Mark Mcgrath I only like the POP version of the songs, not the country versions...

12-27-2005, 01:07 AM	#26
PixeLs Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 11,922	I like Charlie Daniel's Simple Man. :Thumbsup __________________ Make money on any traffic. Bi-weekly payments with no hold.

12-27-2005, 01:42 AM	#27
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12-27-2005, 02:07 AM	#28
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	The KlikRevenue Post Whores are a hard act to faller...but how's 'bout these: Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye Her Teeth was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Havin' You Here I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now Mama, Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him Please Bypass This Heart She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me She's Actin' Single, And I'm Drinkin' Doubles She's Lookin' Better After Every Beer I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few ---- Y'all can sing along if you like... ADG Webmaster __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)