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Jman 12-25-2005 10:18 PM

What is your favorite country song?
 
Wasn't that a Party

CHORUS:
Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin.
Could have been three or four six-packs,
I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in,
My head is like a football, I think I'm gonna die,
Tell me, me oh me oh my,
Wasn't that a party?

Someone took a grapefruit and wore it like a hat,
I saw someone under my kitchen table, talking to my old tom cat,
They were talking about hockey and the cat was talkin' back,
Along about then everything went black,
But wasn't that a party?

I'm sure it's just my memory playin' tricks on me,
But I think I saw my buddy cuttin' down my neighbour's tree,

(CHORUS)

Old Billy Joe and Tommy, well they went a little far,
They were sitting in my backyard blowing on the siren in somebody's police car.
So you see, your honour,
It was all in fun,
That little bitty track meet down on main street,
Was just to see if the cops could run,
Well, they run us in to see you,
In an alcoholic haze,
I can sure use those thirty days to recover from the party.

(CHORUS)

CuriousToyBoy 12-25-2005 10:19 PM

"I'm So Miserable It's Like You Never Left Me"

;-)

Spunky 12-25-2005 10:19 PM

Goodbye Earl..Dixie Chicks

Jman 12-25-2005 10:21 PM

"I saw someone under my kitchen table, talking to my old tom cat,
They were talking about hockey and the cat was talkin' back..."

Now that is priceless lyrics ;-)

J$tyle$ 12-25-2005 10:32 PM

A little mushy but it's Christmakkuh and my life IS MY FAMILY

:winkwink:

My Front Porch Looking In
Lonestar

The only ground I ever owned was stickin' to my shoes.
Now I look out my front porch at this panoramic view.
I can sit an' watch the fields fill up with rays of golden sun.
I watch the moon lay on the fences like that where it was hung.
My blessings are in front of me, it's not about the land.
I'll never beat the view from my front porch, looking in.

There's a carrot top that can barely walk,
With a sippy cup of milk.
A little blue-eyed blonde with shoes on wrong,
'Cause she likes to dress herself.
The most beautiful girl holding both of them:
Yeah, the view I love the most is my front porch, lookin' in.
Yeah.


I've travelled here and everywhere followin' my job.
I've the seen the painting's from the air, brushed by the hand of God.
The mountains and the canyons reach from sea to shinin' sea.
But I can't wait to get back home to the one he made for me.
'Cause anywhere I'll ever go and everywhere I've been,
Nothin' takes my breath away like my front porch, lookin' in.

There's a carrot top that can barely walk,
With a sippy cup of milk.
A little blue-eyed blonde with shoes on wrong,
'Cause she likes to dress herself.
An' the most beautiful girl holding both of them:
Yeah, the view I love the most is my front porch, lookin' in.

I see what beautiful is about,
When I'm lookin' in, not when I'm lookin' out.

There's a carrot top that can barely walk,
With a sippy cup of milk.
A little blue-eyed blonde with shoes on wrong,
'Cause she likes to dress herself.
An' the most beautiful girl holding both of them:
Now, the view I love the most;
Oh, the view I love the most,
Is my front porch, lookin' in.

Oh, there's a carrot top that can barely walk,
(From my front porch, lookin' in.)
A little blue-eyed blonde with shoes on wrong, yeah.
The most beautiful girl,
(From my front porch, lookin' in.)
Holding both of them.
Whoa, yeah.

Chris 12-25-2005 10:38 PM

omgggggggg country music
cant really name one fav

but if I had to it would be Garth Brooks - Standing Outside the fire

Chris 12-25-2005 10:39 PM

or Blaine Larsen My HighSchool reminds me of my time in high school

wallst 12-25-2005 10:40 PM

anything from boxcar willie

Mutt 12-25-2005 10:47 PM

Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goal Posts of Life

i actually like country music - i forget the names of most songs - some song by Alison Krause I love.

Daruma 12-25-2005 10:49 PM

any Johnny Cash for me - that's about my country limit

Jman 12-25-2005 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt
Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goal Posts of Life


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Spunky 12-25-2005 11:16 PM

Fast cars and freedom is a good one too..forget the band

mikeyddddd 12-25-2005 11:29 PM

The Perfect Country Western Song

You Never Even Called Me By My Name

Written By Steve Goodman
Recorded By David Allan Coe

WELL, IT WAS ALL
THAT I COULD DO TO KEEP FROM CRYING?
SOMETIMES IT SEEMED SO USELESS TO REMAIN
BUT YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN?, DARLIN'
YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME BY MY NAME

YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME WAYLON JENNINGS
AND YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME CHARLIE PRIDE
AND YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME MERLE HAGGARD/ANYMORE
EVEN THOUGH YOU?RE ON MY FIGHTING? SIDE

CHORUS:
AND I?LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME
AND I NEVER MINDED STANDING? IN THE RAIN
BUT YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN?, DARLIN?
YOU NEVER EVEN CALLED ME BY MY NAME

WELL, I?VE HEARD MY NAME
A FEW TIMES IN YOUR PHONE BOOK (Hello, Hello)
AND I?VE SEEN IT ON SIGNS WHERE I?VE PLAYED
BUT THE ONLY TIME I KNOW
I?LL HEAR "DAVID ALLAN COE"
IS WHEN JESUS HAS HIS FINAL JUDGMENT DAY

REPEAT CHORUS

RECITATION:
WELL, A FRIEND OF MINE NAMED STEVE GOODMAN WROTE THAT SONG
AND HE TOLD ME IT WAS THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG
I WROTE HIM BACK A LETTER AND I TOLD HIM IT WAS NOT THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG BECAUSE HE HADN?T SAID ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT MAMA,
OR TRAINS,
OR TRUCKS,
OR PRISON,
OR GETTING? DRUNK
WELL HE SAT DOWN AND WROTE ANOTHER VERSE TO THE SONG
AND HE SENT IT TO ME,
AND AFTER READING IT,
I REALIZED THAT MY FRIEND HAD WRITTEN THE PERFECT
COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG
AND I FELT OBLIGED TO INCLUDE IT ON THIS ALBUM
THE LAST VERSE GOES LIKE THIS HERE:

WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON
AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN
BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
SHE GOT RUN NED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN

CHORUS:
AND I?LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME
AND I NEVER MINDED STANDING? IN THE RAIN
NO, A? YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN?, DARLIN?
YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME
WELL I WONDER WHY YOU DON?T CALL ME
WHY DON?T YOU EVER CALL ME BY MY NAME


Also


Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother by Walker Jerry Jeff

He was born in Oklahoma,
His wife's name's Betty Lou Thelma Liz
And he's not responsible for what he's doing
Cause his mother made him what he is.

And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

Sure does like his Falstaff beer,
Likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor;
Drives a fifty-seven GMC pickup truck;
He's got a gun rack; "Goat ropers need love, too" sticker

And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

Well,
M is for the mudflaps you give me for my pickup truck
O is for the Oil I put on my hair
T is for T-bird
H is for Haggard
E is for eggs, and
R is for REDNECK.

Up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

He's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

Spunky 12-25-2005 11:31 PM

Honky Tonk man..Dwight Yokum

smack 12-25-2005 11:32 PM

man that is a tough call. i think i would have to go with "big iron" by marty robbins. but there are tons of johnny cash songs that i could rate as favorites as well.

weekly 12-25-2005 11:35 PM

http://www.immortalia.com/html/recor...rodeo-song.htm
click the link to hear it....

Well it's forty below and I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo

It's an alamana left - an alamana right
Come on you fucking dummy get your right step right
Get off stage - you God-damned goof you know
You piss me off - you fucking jerk
You get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo

(chorus)

Well it's forty below and I ain't got a truck
And I don't give a fuck 'cuz I'm off to the rodeo

(chorus)

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo

(chorus)

Spunky 12-25-2005 11:37 PM

Some Patsy Cline was good stuff also.

SleazyDream 12-26-2005 12:16 AM

the devil went down to georga

Spunky 12-26-2005 12:17 AM

Glen Campbell..Rhinestone cowboy

LexiLexxx 12-26-2005 12:50 AM

David Lee Murphy

"Party Crowd" (Where the hell's my truck?)
Chris LeDoux, rocks too!

Don't ya'all make me break out my cowgirl hat, Heh!

SleazyDream 12-26-2005 12:52 AM

The Devil Went Down to Georgia

The devil went down to Georgia
He was looking for a soul to steal
And he was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And was willin' to make a deal
When he came upon a boy playing on a fiddle
and playin' it hot
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said,
"Boy let me tell you what:

I bet you didn't know it
but I'm a fiddle player too,
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good fiddle boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Johnny
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best that's ever been."

Johnny rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard
'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia
And the devil deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose the devil gets your soul.

The devil opened up his case and he said,
"I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his bow
And he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made an evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

When the devil finished Johnny said,
"Well you're pretty good ol' son!
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done!"
Fire on the mountain, run boys run
Devil's in the house of the rising sun
Chickens in the breadpan, picking out dough
Granny does your dog bite? No, child, no

The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat,
And he laid that golden fiddle
On the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back
if you ever wanna try again.
I done told you once,
You son-of-a-bitch,
I'm the best that's ever been!"

He played:
Fire on the mountain, run boys run
Devil's in the house of the rising sun
Chickens in the breadpan, picking out dough
Granny does your dog bite? No, child, no

LexiLexxx 12-26-2005 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LexiLexxx
David Lee Murphy

"Party Crowd" (Where the hell's my truck?)
Chris LeDoux, rocks too!

Don't ya'all make me break out my cowgirl hat, Heh!


A worn out tape of Chris Ledoux, lonely women and bad booze.

SilentKnight 12-26-2005 02:40 AM

The Dance - Garth Brooks
Don't Close Your Eyes - Keith Whitley
Dixieland Delight - Alabama
Simple Man - Charlie Daniels Band
Good-Hearted Woman - Waylon Jennings

Abithefiend 12-26-2005 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
The Devil Went Down to Georgia

The devil went down to Georgia
He was looking for a soul to steal
And he was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And was willin' to make a deal
When he came upon a boy playing on a fiddle
and playin' it hot
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said,
"Boy let me tell you what:

I bet you didn't know it
but I'm a fiddle player too,
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good fiddle boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Johnny
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best that's ever been."

Johnny rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard
'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia
And the devil deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose the devil gets your soul.

The devil opened up his case and he said,
"I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his bow
And he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made an evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

When the devil finished Johnny said,
"Well you're pretty good ol' son!
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done!"
Fire on the mountain, run boys run
Devil's in the house of the rising sun
Chickens in the breadpan, picking out dough
Granny does your dog bite? No, child, no

The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat,
And he laid that golden fiddle
On the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back
if you ever wanna try again.
I done told you once,
You son-of-a-bitch,
I'm the best that's ever been!"

He played:
Fire on the mountain, run boys run
Devil's in the house of the rising sun
Chickens in the breadpan, picking out dough
Granny does your dog bite? No, child, no

That's a great song...probably my favourite in that genre.

phogirl69 12-26-2005 06:29 AM

I HATE country, only contry songs i like are from Shania Twain

You Win My Love
I'm gonna get you good
Party Up w/Mark Mcgrath

I only like the POP version of the songs, not the country versions...

PixeLs 12-27-2005 01:07 AM

I like Charlie Daniel's Simple Man. :Thumbsup

tristan_D 12-27-2005 01:42 AM

God Bless The Broken Road by Rascall Flats

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-27-2005 02:07 AM

The KlikRevenue Post Whores are a hard act to faller...but how's 'bout these:

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

Her Teeth was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal

I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Havin' You Here

I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now

Mama, Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

Please Bypass This Heart

She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

She's Actin' Single, And I'm Drinkin' Doubles

She's Lookin' Better After Every Beer

I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

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