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  • Jman
    Already an AI veteran
    • Sep 2003
    • 22838

    #1

    What is your favorite country song?

    Wasn't that a Party

    CHORUS:
    Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin.
    Could have been three or four six-packs,
    I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in,
    My head is like a football, I think I'm gonna die,
    Tell me, me oh me oh my,
    Wasn't that a party?

    Someone took a grapefruit and wore it like a hat,
    I saw someone under my kitchen table, talking to my old tom cat,
    They were talking about hockey and the cat was talkin' back,
    Along about then everything went black,
    But wasn't that a party?

    I'm sure it's just my memory playin' tricks on me,
    But I think I saw my buddy cuttin' down my neighbour's tree,

    (CHORUS)

    Old Billy Joe and Tommy, well they went a little far,
    They were sitting in my backyard blowing on the siren in somebody's police car.
    So you see, your honour,
    It was all in fun,
    That little bitty track meet down on main street,
    Was just to see if the cops could run,
    Well, they run us in to see you,
    In an alcoholic haze,
    I can sure use those thirty days to recover from the party.

    (CHORUS)
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  • CuriousToyBoy
    Crazy Aussie Bastard
    • Aug 2005
    • 16787

    #2
    "I'm So Miserable It's Like You Never Left Me"

    ;-)
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133986

      #3
      Goodbye Earl..Dixie Chicks

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      • Jman
        Already an AI veteran
        • Sep 2003
        • 22838

        #4
        "I saw someone under my kitchen table, talking to my old tom cat,
        They were talking about hockey and the cat was talkin' back..."

        Now that is priceless lyrics ;-)
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        • J$tyle$
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Apr 2003
          • 11500

          #5
          A little mushy but it's Christmakkuh and my life IS MY FAMILY



          My Front Porch Looking In
          Lonestar

          The only ground I ever owned was stickin' to my shoes.
          Now I look out my front porch at this panoramic view.
          I can sit an' watch the fields fill up with rays of golden sun.
          I watch the moon lay on the fences like that where it was hung.
          My blessings are in front of me, it's not about the land.
          I'll never beat the view from my front porch, looking in.

          There's a carrot top that can barely walk,
          With a sippy cup of milk.
          A little blue-eyed blonde with shoes on wrong,
          'Cause she likes to dress herself.
          The most beautiful girl holding both of them:
          Yeah, the view I love the most is my front porch, lookin' in.
          Yeah.


          I've travelled here and everywhere followin' my job.
          I've the seen the painting's from the air, brushed by the hand of God.
          The mountains and the canyons reach from sea to shinin' sea.
          But I can't wait to get back home to the one he made for me.
          'Cause anywhere I'll ever go and everywhere I've been,
          Nothin' takes my breath away like my front porch, lookin' in.

          There's a carrot top that can barely walk,
          With a sippy cup of milk.
          A little blue-eyed blonde with shoes on wrong,
          'Cause she likes to dress herself.
          An' the most beautiful girl holding both of them:
          Yeah, the view I love the most is my front porch, lookin' in.

          I see what beautiful is about,
          When I'm lookin' in, not when I'm lookin' out.

          There's a carrot top that can barely walk,
          With a sippy cup of milk.
          A little blue-eyed blonde with shoes on wrong,
          'Cause she likes to dress herself.
          An' the most beautiful girl holding both of them:
          Now, the view I love the most;
          Oh, the view I love the most,
          Is my front porch, lookin' in.

          Oh, there's a carrot top that can barely walk,
          (From my front porch, lookin' in.)
          A little blue-eyed blonde with shoes on wrong, yeah.
          The most beautiful girl,
          (From my front porch, lookin' in.)
          Holding both of them.
          Whoa, yeah.

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          • Chris
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • May 2003
            • 27880

            #6
            omgggggggg country music
            cant really name one fav

            but if I had to it would be Garth Brooks - Standing Outside the fire
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            • Chris
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • May 2003
              • 27880

              #7
              or Blaine Larsen My HighSchool reminds me of my time in high school
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              • wallst
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2004
                • 1621

                #8
                anything from boxcar willie
                Earl Miller Cash
                20th Congress

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                • Mutt
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 34431

                  #9
                  Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goal Posts of Life

                  i actually like country music - i forget the names of most songs - some song by Alison Krause I love.
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                  • Daruma
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 3494

                    #10
                    any Johnny Cash for me - that's about my country limit

                    RIP TD

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                    • Jman
                      Already an AI veteran
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 22838

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Mutt
                      Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goal Posts of Life

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                      • Spunky
                        I need a beer
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 133986

                        #12
                        Fast cars and freedom is a good one too..forget the band

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                        • mikeyddddd
                          Viva la vulva!
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 16557

                          #13
                          The Perfect Country Western Song

                          You Never Even Called Me By My Name

                          Written By Steve Goodman
                          Recorded By David Allan Coe

                          WELL, IT WAS ALL
                          THAT I COULD DO TO KEEP FROM CRYING?
                          SOMETIMES IT SEEMED SO USELESS TO REMAIN
                          BUT YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN?, DARLIN'
                          YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME BY MY NAME

                          YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME WAYLON JENNINGS
                          AND YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME CHARLIE PRIDE
                          AND YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME MERLE HAGGARD/ANYMORE
                          EVEN THOUGH YOU?RE ON MY FIGHTING? SIDE

                          CHORUS:
                          AND I?LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME
                          AND I NEVER MINDED STANDING? IN THE RAIN
                          BUT YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN?, DARLIN?
                          YOU NEVER EVEN CALLED ME BY MY NAME

                          WELL, I?VE HEARD MY NAME
                          A FEW TIMES IN YOUR PHONE BOOK (Hello, Hello)
                          AND I?VE SEEN IT ON SIGNS WHERE I?VE PLAYED
                          BUT THE ONLY TIME I KNOW
                          I?LL HEAR "DAVID ALLAN COE"
                          IS WHEN JESUS HAS HIS FINAL JUDGMENT DAY

                          REPEAT CHORUS

                          RECITATION:
                          WELL, A FRIEND OF MINE NAMED STEVE GOODMAN WROTE THAT SONG
                          AND HE TOLD ME IT WAS THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG
                          I WROTE HIM BACK A LETTER AND I TOLD HIM IT WAS NOT THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG BECAUSE HE HADN?T SAID ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT MAMA,
                          OR TRAINS,
                          OR TRUCKS,
                          OR PRISON,
                          OR GETTING? DRUNK
                          WELL HE SAT DOWN AND WROTE ANOTHER VERSE TO THE SONG
                          AND HE SENT IT TO ME,
                          AND AFTER READING IT,
                          I REALIZED THAT MY FRIEND HAD WRITTEN THE PERFECT
                          COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG
                          AND I FELT OBLIGED TO INCLUDE IT ON THIS ALBUM
                          THE LAST VERSE GOES LIKE THIS HERE:

                          WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON
                          AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN
                          BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
                          SHE GOT RUN NED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN

                          CHORUS:
                          AND I?LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME
                          AND I NEVER MINDED STANDING? IN THE RAIN
                          NO, A? YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN?, DARLIN?
                          YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME
                          WELL I WONDER WHY YOU DON?T CALL ME
                          WHY DON?T YOU EVER CALL ME BY MY NAME


                          Also


                          Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother by Walker Jerry Jeff

                          He was born in Oklahoma,
                          His wife's name's Betty Lou Thelma Liz
                          And he's not responsible for what he's doing
                          Cause his mother made him what he is.

                          And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
                          Mother, who has raised her son so well.
                          He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
                          Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

                          Sure does like his Falstaff beer,
                          Likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor;
                          Drives a fifty-seven GMC pickup truck;
                          He's got a gun rack; "Goat ropers need love, too" sticker

                          And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
                          Mother, who has raised her son so well.
                          He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
                          Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

                          Well,
                          M is for the mudflaps you give me for my pickup truck
                          O is for the Oil I put on my hair
                          T is for T-bird
                          H is for Haggard
                          E is for eggs, and
                          R is for REDNECK.

                          Up against the wall Redneck Mother,
                          Mother, who has raised her son so well.
                          He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
                          Kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

                          He's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
                          Mother, who has raised her son so well.
                          He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
                          Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

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                          • Spunky
                            I need a beer
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 133986

                            #14
                            Honky Tonk man..Dwight Yokum

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                            • smack
                              Push Porn Like Weight.
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 10652

                              #15
                              man that is a tough call. i think i would have to go with "big iron" by marty robbins. but there are tons of johnny cash songs that i could rate as favorites as well.
                              Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                              • weekly
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Dec 2005
                                • 1785

                                #16
                                http://www.immortalia.com/html/recor...rodeo-song.htm
                                click the link to hear it....

                                Well it's forty below and I don't give a fuck
                                Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo

                                It's an alamana left - an alamana right
                                Come on you fucking dummy get your right step right
                                Get off stage - you God-damned goof you know
                                You piss me off - you fucking jerk
                                You get on my nerves

                                Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
                                He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo

                                (chorus)

                                Well it's forty below and I ain't got a truck
                                And I don't give a fuck 'cuz I'm off to the rodeo

                                (chorus)

                                Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
                                He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo

                                (chorus)

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                                • Spunky
                                  I need a beer
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 133986

                                  #17
                                  Some Patsy Cline was good stuff also.

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                                  • SleazyDream
                                    I'm here for SPORT
                                    • Jul 2001
                                    • 41470

                                    #18
                                    the devil went down to georga
                                    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                    Now read without the word dog.

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                                    • Spunky
                                      I need a beer
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 133986

                                      #19
                                      Glen Campbell..Rhinestone cowboy

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                                      • LexiLexxx
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2003
                                        • 2510

                                        #20
                                        David Lee Murphy

                                        "Party Crowd" (Where the hell's my truck?)
                                        Chris LeDoux, rocks too!

                                        Don't ya'all make me break out my cowgirl hat, Heh!

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                                        • SleazyDream
                                          I'm here for SPORT
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 41470

                                          #21
                                          The Devil Went Down to Georgia

                                          The devil went down to Georgia
                                          He was looking for a soul to steal
                                          And he was in a bind
                                          'Cause he was way behind
                                          And was willin' to make a deal
                                          When he came upon a boy playing on a fiddle
                                          and playin' it hot
                                          And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said,
                                          "Boy let me tell you what:

                                          I bet you didn't know it
                                          but I'm a fiddle player too,
                                          And if you care to take a dare
                                          I'll make a bet with you
                                          Now you play a pretty good fiddle boy
                                          But give the devil his due
                                          I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul
                                          'Cause I think I'm better than you."

                                          The boy said, "My name's Johnny
                                          And it might be a sin
                                          But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret
                                          'Cause I'm the best that's ever been."

                                          Johnny rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard
                                          'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia
                                          And the devil deals the cards
                                          And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
                                          But if you lose the devil gets your soul.

                                          The devil opened up his case and he said,
                                          "I'll start this show."
                                          And fire flew from his fingertips
                                          As he rosined up his bow
                                          And he pulled the bow across the strings
                                          And it made an evil hiss
                                          Then a band of demons joined in
                                          And it sounded something like this

                                          When the devil finished Johnny said,
                                          "Well you're pretty good ol' son!
                                          But sit down in that chair right there
                                          And let me show you how it's done!"
                                          Fire on the mountain, run boys run
                                          Devil's in the house of the rising sun
                                          Chickens in the breadpan, picking out dough
                                          Granny does your dog bite? No, child, no

                                          The devil bowed his head
                                          Because he knew that he'd been beat,
                                          And he laid that golden fiddle
                                          On the ground at Johnny's feet
                                          Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back
                                          if you ever wanna try again.
                                          I done told you once,
                                          You son-of-a-bitch,
                                          I'm the best that's ever been!"

                                          He played:
                                          Fire on the mountain, run boys run
                                          Devil's in the house of the rising sun
                                          Chickens in the breadpan, picking out dough
                                          Granny does your dog bite? No, child, no
                                          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                          Now read without the word dog.

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                                          • LexiLexxx
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2003
                                            • 2510

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by LexiLexxx
                                            David Lee Murphy

                                            "Party Crowd" (Where the hell's my truck?)
                                            Chris LeDoux, rocks too!

                                            Don't ya'all make me break out my cowgirl hat, Heh!

                                            A worn out tape of Chris Ledoux, lonely women and bad booze.

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                                            • SilentKnight
                                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                                              • Oct 2005
                                              • 24818

                                              #23
                                              The Dance - Garth Brooks
                                              Don't Close Your Eyes - Keith Whitley
                                              Dixieland Delight - Alabama
                                              Simple Man - Charlie Daniels Band
                                              Good-Hearted Woman - Waylon Jennings

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                                              • Abithefiend
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Nov 2005
                                                • 756

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                The Devil Went Down to Georgia

                                                The devil went down to Georgia
                                                He was looking for a soul to steal
                                                And he was in a bind
                                                'Cause he was way behind
                                                And was willin' to make a deal
                                                When he came upon a boy playing on a fiddle
                                                and playin' it hot
                                                And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said,
                                                "Boy let me tell you what:

                                                I bet you didn't know it
                                                but I'm a fiddle player too,
                                                And if you care to take a dare
                                                I'll make a bet with you
                                                Now you play a pretty good fiddle boy
                                                But give the devil his due
                                                I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul
                                                'Cause I think I'm better than you."

                                                The boy said, "My name's Johnny
                                                And it might be a sin
                                                But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret
                                                'Cause I'm the best that's ever been."

                                                Johnny rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard
                                                'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia
                                                And the devil deals the cards
                                                And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
                                                But if you lose the devil gets your soul.

                                                The devil opened up his case and he said,
                                                "I'll start this show."
                                                And fire flew from his fingertips
                                                As he rosined up his bow
                                                And he pulled the bow across the strings
                                                And it made an evil hiss
                                                Then a band of demons joined in
                                                And it sounded something like this

                                                When the devil finished Johnny said,
                                                "Well you're pretty good ol' son!
                                                But sit down in that chair right there
                                                And let me show you how it's done!"
                                                Fire on the mountain, run boys run
                                                Devil's in the house of the rising sun
                                                Chickens in the breadpan, picking out dough
                                                Granny does your dog bite? No, child, no

                                                The devil bowed his head
                                                Because he knew that he'd been beat,
                                                And he laid that golden fiddle
                                                On the ground at Johnny's feet
                                                Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back
                                                if you ever wanna try again.
                                                I done told you once,
                                                You son-of-a-bitch,
                                                I'm the best that's ever been!"

                                                He played:
                                                Fire on the mountain, run boys run
                                                Devil's in the house of the rising sun
                                                Chickens in the breadpan, picking out dough
                                                Granny does your dog bite? No, child, no
                                                That's a great song...probably my favourite in that genre.

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                                                • phogirl69
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 3330

                                                  #25
                                                  I HATE country, only contry songs i like are from Shania Twain

                                                  You Win My Love
                                                  I'm gonna get you good
                                                  Party Up w/Mark Mcgrath

                                                  I only like the POP version of the songs, not the country versions...

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                                                  • PixeLs
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Jul 2005
                                                    • 11922

                                                    #26
                                                    I like Charlie Daniel's Simple Man. :Thumbsup

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                                                    • tristan_D
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                      • 7865

                                                      #27
                                                      God Bless The Broken Road by Rascall Flats
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                                                      • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                        Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                        • 38323

                                                        #28
                                                        The KlikRevenue Post Whores are a hard act to faller...but how's 'bout these:

                                                        Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

                                                        Her Teeth was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

                                                        How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

                                                        I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

                                                        I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal

                                                        I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

                                                        I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

                                                        I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

                                                        I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

                                                        I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

                                                        I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Havin' You Here

                                                        I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You

                                                        If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

                                                        If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now

                                                        Mama, Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

                                                        My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You

                                                        My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

                                                        Please Bypass This Heart

                                                        She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

                                                        You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

                                                        You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

                                                        If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

                                                        She's Actin' Single, And I'm Drinkin' Doubles

                                                        She's Lookin' Better After Every Beer

                                                        I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

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