Worse converting sponsor of 2005????? - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

boner 2.0 · 12-23-2005, 08:32 PM

51 worse converting sponsors of 2005.......

fris · 12-23-2005, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dvd316

Minimum of 2k or 3k uniques I think is fair.

Mine is...

panchodog at 1:3939

surprised.. great sites and galleries but garbage conversions....

3k uniques. lol

try 20k or 30k

MrChips · 12-23-2005, 08:34 PM

Yeah Tempest - 1:1877 is pretty crap.

You have to imagine a football stadium filled with 60,000 ppl - and all you get is 31.79 sales.

Then - YOU ****KNOW**** ITS A SHIT CONVERTER.

Better off sending that 1887 to Adult Friend Finder - as they are cool as fuck.

MrChips · 12-23-2005, 08:37 PM

"panchodog at 1:3939"

We can show potential affiliates that stat no problem.

As I say - it doesnt matter - it doesnt matter - it doesnt matter.

Shaving - not shaving - it doesnt matter to the affiliate.

A shit stat is a shit stat - show the scores.

sumphatpimp · 12-23-2005, 08:57 PM

so where is this nonconverting infamous gallery or whatever?
post the fucking thing!
and what tgp or wherever did you get the traffic?
post it up here.

Dirty Dane · 12-23-2005, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrChips

Yeah Tempest - 1:1877 is pretty crap.

You have to imagine a football stadium filled with 60,000 ppl - and all you get is 31.79 sales.

Then - YOU ****KNOW**** ITS A SHIT CONVERTER.

Nope... a good salesman is market oriented - not product oriented - and offer both hotdogs and icecream. Not all 60k want the same

Mike Okitch · 12-23-2005, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Saturation is such an overused excuse..
Look, ever hear of Kleenex? So saturated that sales suck right? No of course not. (no pun intended about saturated kleenex BTW, lol)

Seriously, "saturation"=Brand Recognition. Something companies pay billions in advertising to achieve.
It's a crutch when used as an excuse for poor conversions I hate to say it.

This does not mean to go submit the same pages advertising the same sponsors and sites as everyone and their dog, but dont delude yourself into thinking that because a site is very popular that it's conversions suck, lol. Doesnt make sense at all when you look at it that way, does it?

:2cents

I saturated a kleenex while reading that post.

OY · 12-23-2005, 09:22 PM

Poor title and unfair treatment of a sponsor. No one knows what traffic you are talking about and even if you ever sent them traffic. I call bullshit.

Merry Xmas.

seeric · 12-23-2005, 09:22 PM

alienq invented conversion ratios

Mike Okitch · 12-23-2005, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

alienq invented conversion ratios

He also invented shaving.

sonofsam · 12-23-2005, 09:56 PM

wtf is mrchips tripping out about

toddler · 12-23-2005, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

wtf is mrchips tripping out about

he's trying to incite a riot of folks to bite the hand that feeds.

Antonio · 12-23-2005, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Saturation is such an overused excuse..

agreed, NastyDollars sites are all over the place but most of their sites convert great

Platinum Dave · 12-23-2005, 10:41 PM

Try our Platinum Bucks

or Adult Rental Cash

MrAwesome · 12-23-2005, 11:08 PM

ive been pushing Andi Pink (pancho dog)for couple weeks and nothing at all so far 0:1560

kenny · 12-23-2005, 11:26 PM

I have a sponsor doing 1:2000 second page uniques with the last 50k hits I sent.

I think its a problem witht the holidays though - It better be

SleazyDream · 12-23-2005, 11:30 PM

panchodog always works great for me - guess your traffic sucks

Promo Chicks · 12-23-2005, 11:36 PM

It would be hard to sell Kleenex if every one was giving out free sample packs.

Violetta · 12-23-2005, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico-panchodog

Hi,

Whenever your ratios are near 1:1000 you should always contact an affiliate representative to help you understand what the problem could be.

We have experience in this and can clear things up, when working one on one with the affiliate. By not contacting a sponsor, you are not allowing us to do our job.

We will analyze your account, your traffic, your ad tools, and the way you are promoting us. We will also look at our stats, join form hits, declines, and many other things that will allow us to determine what to do to improve your ratios and sales.

We will also request information from you, such as similar sponsor campaigns, etc. to better understand where the problem lies.

Last but not least, we will help you with what sites will work best with your traffic, based on our experience. Sometimes, a website just does not take to certain traffic, but by changing the sites you are promoting or limiting them to the top sellers, for example, things change quite a bit. ;)

Hit us up anytime.

Now that is what I call a pro answer!

Scottie Apples · 12-24-2005, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky

Now that is what I call a pro answer!

Agreed

PatrickM · 12-24-2005, 01:35 AM

Interesting thread, here are mine:

TCG: 1:13k
SIC Cash: 1:2900
Pimproll: 1:2786
Braincash 1:2666

Straight from my statsremote and yes i have sent more than the numbers above

I should add that there was also some exit and 404 traffic in the mix, especially for pimproll

Jakke PNG · 12-24-2005, 01:41 AM

My worst.. I shall not name it though.
1stpage Second Join Sale Ratio Total Payout
Total: 246,871 23,161 13,067 60 1:386 60 $1,303.00

Jakke PNG · 12-24-2005, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

My worst.. I shall not name it though.
1stpage Second Join Sale Ratio Total Payout
Total: 246,871 23,161 13,067 60 1:386 60 $1,303.00

Oh, notice how the conversion ratio is 1:386, but it's counted from 2nd page...so in reality it's 1:4114

adultchica · 12-24-2005, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lycanthrope

Summary 43264 30913 88 1 1:30913 $28.00

Holy shit! That is REALLY terrible!

adultchica · 12-24-2005, 01:49 AM

That makes my worst converting sponsor look really good

1 sale in about 12,500 uniques. Not gonna say who they are .

INever · 12-24-2005, 01:59 AM

XPays when Paris is out of the news....Otherwise if it isn't 1:50 to 1:300 I say forget it...

Tempest · 12-24-2005, 02:09 AM

Here's another one.... This isn't a "bad" conversion rate.. but damn does that look "strange", especially since the "with console" sales are always for the same sites I promote and not sites you would see on a rev share pop-up. hmmmmmm why is it half the conversion of the "without consoles" traffic...
with consoles: 1:369
without consoles: 1:673

Theo · 12-24-2005, 02:56 AM

never went above 1:800 for this year aside some old mrskin traffic and some crappy results from doopornstars.com of TB (their rest sites does good)

Theo · 12-24-2005, 02:58 AM

take it as a spam or as you like it, I honestly believe kamilla18 is the best converting solo girl in the industry as we speak.

if you have teen traffic give it a try, if you sell teen traffic contact me we'll buy it.

PatrickM · 12-24-2005, 03:07 AM

Hot girl and a nice tour. I bet she's converting good...

nsfwnews · 12-24-2005, 03:24 AM

Panchodog been berry good to me. They were one of my top five earners this year. Not one of the top five converters, mind you (1:2879) but who cares? I don't deposit click ratios into my bank account.

MrChips · 12-24-2005, 03:38 AM

Once again,

it doesnt matter, it doesnt matter - IT DOESNT MATTER.

Shavers or Good guys.
SE traffic or TGP traffic.

FUCKEMOFF.COM will list the stats - and sponsor site owners wont have a say on FUCKEMOFF.COM.

So all their little tactics for slagging off webmasters who post stats SIMPLY CAN GET FUCKED

So

Simple as that.

If an affiliate who works hard and gets fucking stupid returns feels like it - he can POST THE SPONSOR SITE ON FUCKEMOFF.COM and that sponsor will find it ****so hard**** to get affiliates in the future that he/she may as well close down before they start.

The 2006 name of the game is to convert well, and keep yourself oFf FUCKEMOFF.COM

Once listed - you will be in the shit.

I SWEAR TO GOD - SHIT CONVERTERS ARE GOING TO FIND IT SOOOOOO FUCKING HARD TO GET AFFILIATES THIS YEAR THEY ARE FUCKED FROM THE WORD GO.

Theo · 12-24-2005, 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrChips

Once again,

it doesnt matter, it doesnt matter - IT DOESNT MATTER.

Shavers or Good guys.
SE traffic or TGP traffic.

FUCKEMOFF.COM will list the stats - and sponsor site owners wont have a say on FUCKEMOFF.COM.

So all their little tactics for slagging off webmasters who post stats SIMPLY CAN GET FUCKED

So

Simple as that.

If an affiliate who works hard and gets fucking stupid returns feels like it - he can POST THE SPONSOR SITE ON FUCKEMOFF.COM and that sponsor will find it ****so hard**** to get affiliates in the future that he/she may as well close down before they start.

The 2006 name of the game is to convert well, and keep yourself oFf FUCKEMOFF.COM

Once listed - you will be in the shit.

I SWEAR TO GOD - SHIT CONVERTERS ARE GOING TO FIND IT SOOOOOO FUCKING HARD TO GET AFFILIATES THIS YEAR THEY ARE FUCKED FROM THE WORD GO.

Posts: 666

now thats one evil post lol

nsfwnews · 12-24-2005, 03:45 AM

oops... my error. Panchodog conversion was 1:1642 ... but I guess "it doesn't matter"

MrChips · 12-24-2005, 03:46 AM

"he's trying to incite a riot of folks to bite the hand that feeds."

Nope - hes GOING TO get some sponsor sites onto a listing on FUCKEMOFF.COM

A wank site which does not convert well for whatever reason - be it suspect shaving or plain dross content - will be listed by those who promoted it.

Affiliates need to know who feeds the best you see - if they dont feed well enough - then affiliates should move on.

So - beans on fucking toast sponsors (shaving dickheads or just plain daft sites) can be seen by all potential hard working affiliates beforehand so they dont get promoted.

It is important that affiliates dont send traffic to fucking dumb ass shaving dickheads and plain non-converting sponsors - if they do - then they struggle.

So.

Peckers up - keep your stats clean and convert well - and you wont appear on FUCKEMOFF.COM

If you do appear - you WILL HAVE SERIOUS DIFFICULTY IN GETTING AFFILILATES.

Simple as that.

MrChips · 12-24-2005, 03:52 AM

"Posts: 666
now thats one evil post lol"

Yes - it is one fucking hell of an evil post for non converters.

But converters need not worry - Im a good dude and I aint after listing them on FUCKEMOFF.COM

Remember - 30,000 hits per month ill give it for nowt - a LOT OF WEBMASTERS ARE GOING TO BE ABLE TO SHOW SHIT STATS.

First sponsors listed will be the ones who declare that affiliates cannot list their stats anywhere.

All sponsors declaring that stats cannot be made public will be listed riight away.

Affiliates NEED TO KNOW good converters before they start - otherwise we struggle and get pissed off. Not in 2006 we dont.

All fucking stupid programs will be listed, and NO affiliates will join.

darnit · 12-24-2005, 03:57 AM

My worst converters this year:

Pancho Dog: Raw 0:19,329 Unique 0:8,349
DC Cash: Raw 0:6,164 Unique 0:5,798
Brain Cash: Raw 0:3,439 Unique 0:2,686

My best converters this year:

Love Dollars: Raw 1:137 Unique: 1:110
WEG Cash: Raw 1:285 Unique: 1:228
Make Fucking Money: 1:341 Unique: 1:243

All based on Stats Remote stats.

NOTE: no sig. no linked affiliates. no agenda. just my raw stats.

That said your mileage may vary..... happy selling in 06!

chadglni · 12-24-2005, 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

well comon man, why would you come and name panchodog as worst converting sponsor when you've only sent 2000 or 3000 uniques? that's not fair

what if you sent 5k uniques and made 4 sales in the last K ?

its not enough traffic to come and name them worst converting sponsor

3k is more than enough.

MrChips · 12-24-2005, 04:10 AM

3k is more than enough.

IT CERTAINLY IS.

Anyway - IT DOESNT MATTER - 3k would get them listed on fuckemoff.com

Quite simply because for whatever reason they convert so badly (be it shaving or just a plain poor site) - us affiliates cant do with working so hard to send 3k and get peanuts - we NEED good sponsors - and we will send GOOD SPONSORS HEAVY FUCKING TRAFFIC.

Shit sponsors - WE WONT SIGN UP FOR.

I can seriously see a lot of wank sites going down the fucking toilet in 2006.

And the the GOOD sites I can see making serious cash - 6+ figures.

So - if you own a site that converts like at 1:1000 on own fucking trade name - like SAPPHIC EROTICA FROM SE TRAFFIC - then ......

You will be listed - thus no more effort from affiliates.

(sapphic erotica is my own personal first listing - along with AC movie pass)

Simple as that - a listing on fuckemoff.com com will seriously damage a site owners potential for gaining affiliates.

The best part is that sponsors dont get a fucking say on it. The stats will speak for themselves.

Manowar · 12-24-2005, 04:10 AM

i am 1:10,000 with bangbros online this period

MrChips · 12-24-2005, 04:25 AM

And having been doin it for 8 years - stupid comments like the one above can be filtered too.

LOL - half the sites listed in here on sigs are going down the fucking pan.

1:1000 SE traffic for 30 bucks - errrr - no more shit.

I think affiliates will realise just how damaging this can be for a website - NO MASS PROMOTION FROM AFFILIATES is a ***killer*** for a non-branded porn site.

Anyways - it matters not - go get a free hardlink from FUCKEMOFF.COM if your stats suck.

Once a site is listed on FUCKEMOFF.COM - it will stay there.

If your site converts well - then worry not - all is calm.

If your site produces shit stats - then enjoy the listing.

darnit · 12-24-2005, 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrChips

And having been doin it for 8 years - stupid comments like the one above can be filtered too.

LOL - half the sites listed in here on sigs are going down the fucking pan.

1:1000 SE traffic for 30 bucks - errrr - no more shit.

I think affiliates will realise just how damaging this can be for a website - NO MASS PROMOTION FROM AFFILIATES is a ***killer*** for a non-branded porn site.

Anyways - it matters not - go get a free hardlink from FUCKEMOFF.COM if your stats suck.

Once a site is listed on FUCKEMOFF.COM - it will stay there.

If your site converts well - then worry not - all is calm.

If your site produces shit stats - then enjoy the listing.

Dude - I don't know what you are trying to promote - is it like a new school "good bad and ugly" page? either way it doesnt even load on this end, hence your OWN conversions are hurting.

Dirty Dane · 12-24-2005, 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrChips

Simple as that - a listing on fuckemoff.com com will seriously damage a site owners potential for gaining affiliates.

Its not that simple. There are so many factors, so listing only ratios would be very noobish. Like price vs sales; Your ratio does not really matter... Money does. A ratio at 1:4000 with $50 per signup, is better than 1:1000 with $10 per signup. Which one will you list?

Btw, if you list the 'best' ones, you'll probably end up with the opposite of your intentions. Sure, a "good" listing will make the program owner more money in total, but it wont gain the affiliates much. Hell, Im not gonna list my absolute best (but not so known) programs anywhere just to see everyone else start promoting it.

MrChips · 12-24-2005, 06:44 AM

"Dude - I don't know what you are trying to promote"

I only registered it today - gimme a chance its xmas!!!

MrChips · 12-24-2005, 06:55 AM

"Its not that simple. There are so many factors, so listing only ratios would be very noobish."

Dont worry - it wont be a noob like thing - I wouldnt damage a website so badly by listing it on a whim........................................

Also - good sites etc. Well - fuckemoff.com wont mention good sites - so thats the end of that - only shit sites go on fuckemoff.com.

circlekhabib · 12-24-2005, 08:35 AM

one thing commonly forgotten is those who
use ccbill sponsors with fhg's, alot of time
those gallery clicks are included in the stats.
thus making your ratios worthless.

otherwise most pro reply from the panchodog peeps.
props to you guys.

I do shemale stuff, all search traffic. 1k clicks
and no sales
buh bye
btw I use virtually no pps or sponsors with nats.
ccbill sponsor recurring sponsors have worked best
for me since 99.

take what you can use from the above
and insult the rest if you must.

Adult-biz · 12-24-2005, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrChips

"Its not that simple. There are so many factors, so listing only ratios would be very noobish."

Dont worry - it wont be a noob like thing - I wouldnt damage a website so badly by listing it on a whim........................................

Also - good sites etc. Well - fuckemoff.com wont mention good sites - so thats the end of that - only shit sites go on fuckemoff.com.

If you are serious about this idea, what measures would you put into place to ensure that the criticism of a sponsor was accurate?

Just so many variables. To take it to the extreme, you could get a nasty bastard program owner who decides to slaughter another sponsor with fake stats.

Easy to make show terrible looking stats...how would you know whether it`s true or not?

Wouldn`t work mate.

MrChips · 12-24-2005, 08:52 AM

Unfortunately - as is the case with the law courts - some good sponsors will get listed - thats life - its tough shit basically - just like the dude that gets put away for a crime he didnt commit.

Its an acceptable problem shall we say.

Nothing I can do about that.

John69 · 12-24-2005, 09:27 AM

when the sites get older, the conversion rates drop, fact of life.

I was at 1 - 500 with andi pink when it first opened and now around 1 - 1500 or so.

Mutt · 12-24-2005, 09:41 AM

here are Andi Pink's conversion stats for today up to the fucking minute - first page uniques, all traffic, crap included

1:627

if you want me to sceencap it i will.

less than 10% of single girl sites can match that - and she REBILLS.

12-23-2005, 09:22 PM	#58
OY Industry Pioneer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA/EU/ASIA Posts: 5,401	Poor title and unfair treatment of a sponsor. No one knows what traffic you are talking about and even if you ever sent them traffic. I call bullshit. Merry Xmas. __________________ Around since 1997, and the company that introduced "Cascading Billing" in MPA3® Affiliate Management and Tracking Software Outsourcing With A Norwegian Twist - NordBits - Inquire within!

12-23-2005, 09:56 PM	#61
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	wtf is mrchips tripping out about __________________ I like turtles.

12-23-2005, 10:41 PM	#64
Platinum Dave Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,441	Try our Platinum Bucks or Adult Rental Cash __________________ Check out Adult Rental - Only Pay Per Signup VOD!

12-23-2005, 11:08 PM	#65
MrAwesome Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 898	ive been pushing Andi Pink (pancho dog)for couple weeks and nothing at all so far 0:1560 __________________ CraftCannabis

12-23-2005, 11:26 PM	#66
kenny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,245	I have a sponsor doing 1:2000 second page uniques with the last 50k hits I sent. I think its a problem witht the holidays though - It better be __________________ 7

12-23-2005, 08:32 PM	#51
boner 2.0 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 10,970	51 worse converting sponsors of 2005.......

12-23-2005, 08:34 PM	#53
MrChips Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,504	Yeah Tempest - 1:1877 is pretty crap. You have to imagine a football stadium filled with 60,000 ppl - and all you get is 31.79 sales. Then - YOU **KNOW** ITS A SHIT CONVERTER. Better off sending that 1887 to Adult Friend Finder - as they are cool as fuck.

12-23-2005, 08:37 PM	#54
MrChips Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,504	"panchodog at 1:3939" We can show potential affiliates that stat no problem. As I say - it doesnt matter - it doesnt matter - it doesnt matter. Shaving - not shaving - it doesnt matter to the affiliate. A shit stat is a shit stat - show the scores.

12-23-2005, 08:57 PM	#55
sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	so where is this nonconverting infamous gallery or whatever? post the fucking thing! and what tgp or wherever did you get the traffic? post it up here.

12-23-2005, 09:22 PM	#59
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	alienq invented conversion ratios

12-23-2005, 11:30 PM	#67
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	panchodog always works great for me - guess your traffic sucks __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

12-23-2005, 11:36 PM	#68
Promo Chicks Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: VENICE,CA. USA Posts: 470	It would be hard to sell Kleenex if every one was giving out free sample packs. __________________ ...making a little cash, keeping our panties on.

12-24-2005, 01:35 AM	#71
PatrickM Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 772	Interesting thread, here are mine: TCG: 1:13k SIC Cash: 1:2900 Pimproll: 1:2786 Braincash 1:2666 Straight from my statsremote and yes i have sent more than the numbers above I should add that there was also some exit and 404 traffic in the mix, especially for pimproll

12-24-2005, 01:41 AM	#72
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	My worst.. I shall not name it though. 1stpage Second Join Sale Ratio Total Payout Total: 246,871 23,161 13,067 60 1:386 60 $1,303.00

12-24-2005, 01:49 AM	#75
adultchica Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: usa Posts: 5,141	That makes my worst converting sponsor look really good 1 sale in about 12,500 uniques. Not gonna say who they are . __________________

12-24-2005, 01:59 AM	#76
INever Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: .......in a niche, in orbit...... Posts: 3,642	XPays when Paris is out of the news....Otherwise if it isn't 1:50 to 1:300 I say forget it... __________________ I love Camdough

12-24-2005, 02:09 AM	#77
Tempest Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: West Coast, Canada. Posts: 10,217	Here's another one.... This isn't a "bad" conversion rate.. but damn does that look "strange", especially since the "with console" sales are always for the same sites I promote and not sites you would see on a rev share pop-up. hmmmmmm why is it half the conversion of the "without consoles" traffic... with consoles: 1:369 without consoles: 1:673

12-24-2005, 02:56 AM	#78
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	never went above 1:800 for this year aside some old mrskin traffic and some crappy results from doopornstars.com of TB (their rest sites does good)

12-24-2005, 02:58 AM	#79
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	take it as a spam or as you like it, I honestly believe kamilla18 is the best converting solo girl in the industry as we speak. if you have teen traffic give it a try, if you sell teen traffic contact me we'll buy it.

12-24-2005, 03:07 AM	#80
PatrickM Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 772	Hot girl and a nice tour. I bet she's converting good...

12-24-2005, 03:24 AM	#81
nsfwnews Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 16	Panchodog been berry good to me. They were one of my top five earners this year. Not one of the top five converters, mind you (1:2879) but who cares? I don't deposit click ratios into my bank account. __________________ http://www.nsfwnews.com/ ...PR5 last time I checked

12-24-2005, 03:38 AM	#82
MrChips Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,504	Once again, it doesnt matter, it doesnt matter - IT DOESNT MATTER. Shavers or Good guys. SE traffic or TGP traffic. FUCKEMOFF.COM will list the stats - and sponsor site owners wont have a say on FUCKEMOFF.COM. So all their little tactics for slagging off webmasters who post stats SIMPLY CAN GET FUCKED So Simple as that. If an affiliate who works hard and gets fucking stupid returns feels like it - he can POST THE SPONSOR SITE ON FUCKEMOFF.COM and that sponsor will find it **so hard** to get affiliates in the future that he/she may as well close down before they start. The 2006 name of the game is to convert well, and keep yourself oFf FUCKEMOFF.COM Once listed - you will be in the shit. I SWEAR TO GOD - SHIT CONVERTERS ARE GOING TO FIND IT SOOOOOO FUCKING HARD TO GET AFFILIATES THIS YEAR THEY ARE FUCKED FROM THE WORD GO. Last edited by MrChips; 12-24-2005 at 03:39 AM..

12-24-2005, 03:45 AM	#84
nsfwnews Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 16	oops... my error. Panchodog conversion was 1:1642 ... but I guess "it doesn't matter" __________________ http://www.nsfwnews.com/ ...PR5 last time I checked

12-24-2005, 03:46 AM	#85
MrChips Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,504	"he's trying to incite a riot of folks to bite the hand that feeds." Nope - hes GOING TO get some sponsor sites onto a listing on FUCKEMOFF.COM A wank site which does not convert well for whatever reason - be it suspect shaving or plain dross content - will be listed by those who promoted it. Affiliates need to know who feeds the best you see - if they dont feed well enough - then affiliates should move on. So - beans on fucking toast sponsors (shaving dickheads or just plain daft sites) can be seen by all potential hard working affiliates beforehand so they dont get promoted. It is important that affiliates dont send traffic to fucking dumb ass shaving dickheads and plain non-converting sponsors - if they do - then they struggle. So. Peckers up - keep your stats clean and convert well - and you wont appear on FUCKEMOFF.COM If you do appear - you WILL HAVE SERIOUS DIFFICULTY IN GETTING AFFILILATES. Simple as that.

12-24-2005, 03:52 AM	#86
MrChips Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,504	"Posts: 666 now thats one evil post lol" Yes - it is one fucking hell of an evil post for non converters. But converters need not worry - Im a good dude and I aint after listing them on FUCKEMOFF.COM Remember - 30,000 hits per month ill give it for nowt - a LOT OF WEBMASTERS ARE GOING TO BE ABLE TO SHOW SHIT STATS. First sponsors listed will be the ones who declare that affiliates cannot list their stats anywhere. All sponsors declaring that stats cannot be made public will be listed riight away. Affiliates NEED TO KNOW good converters before they start - otherwise we struggle and get pissed off. Not in 2006 we dont. All fucking stupid programs will be listed, and NO affiliates will join.

12-24-2005, 03:57 AM	#87
darnit Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Teh Interweb Posts: 2,439	My worst converters this year: Pancho Dog: Raw 0:19,329 Unique 0:8,349 DC Cash: Raw 0:6,164 Unique 0:5,798 Brain Cash: Raw 0:3,439 Unique 0:2,686 My best converters this year: Love Dollars: Raw 1:137 Unique: 1:110 WEG Cash: Raw 1:285 Unique: 1:228 Make Fucking Money: 1:341 Unique: 1:243 All based on Stats Remote stats. NOTE: no sig. no linked affiliates. no agenda. just my raw stats. That said your mileage may vary..... happy selling in 06! Last edited by darnit; 12-24-2005 at 03:59 AM..

12-24-2005, 04:10 AM	#89
MrChips Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,504	3k is more than enough. IT CERTAINLY IS. Anyway - IT DOESNT MATTER - 3k would get them listed on fuckemoff.com Quite simply because for whatever reason they convert so badly (be it shaving or just a plain poor site) - us affiliates cant do with working so hard to send 3k and get peanuts - we NEED good sponsors - and we will send GOOD SPONSORS HEAVY FUCKING TRAFFIC. Shit sponsors - WE WONT SIGN UP FOR. I can seriously see a lot of wank sites going down the fucking toilet in 2006. And the the GOOD sites I can see making serious cash - 6+ figures. So - if you own a site that converts like at 1:1000 on own fucking trade name - like SAPPHIC EROTICA FROM SE TRAFFIC - then ...... You will be listed - thus no more effort from affiliates. (sapphic erotica is my own personal first listing - along with AC movie pass) Simple as that - a listing on fuckemoff.com com will seriously damage a site owners potential for gaining affiliates. The best part is that sponsors dont get a fucking say on it. The stats will speak for themselves.

12-24-2005, 04:10 AM	#90
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	i am 1:10,000 with bangbros online this period

12-24-2005, 04:25 AM	#91
MrChips Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,504	And having been doin it for 8 years - stupid comments like the one above can be filtered too. LOL - half the sites listed in here on sigs are going down the fucking pan. 1:1000 SE traffic for 30 bucks - errrr - no more shit. I think affiliates will realise just how damaging this can be for a website - NO MASS PROMOTION FROM AFFILIATES is a *killer* for a non-branded porn site. Anyways - it matters not - go get a free hardlink from FUCKEMOFF.COM if your stats suck. Once a site is listed on FUCKEMOFF.COM - it will stay there. If your site converts well - then worry not - all is calm. If your site produces shit stats - then enjoy the listing.

12-24-2005, 06:44 AM	#94
MrChips Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,504	"Dude - I don't know what you are trying to promote" I only registered it today - gimme a chance its xmas!!!

12-24-2005, 06:55 AM	#95
MrChips Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,504	"Its not that simple. There are so many factors, so listing only ratios would be very noobish." Dont worry - it wont be a noob like thing - I wouldnt damage a website so badly by listing it on a whim........................................ Also - good sites etc. Well - fuckemoff.com wont mention good sites - so thats the end of that - only shit sites go on fuckemoff.com.

12-24-2005, 08:35 AM	#96
circlekhabib Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 490	one thing commonly forgotten is those who use ccbill sponsors with fhg's, alot of time those gallery clicks are included in the stats. thus making your ratios worthless. otherwise most pro reply from the panchodog peeps. props to you guys. I do shemale stuff, all search traffic. 1k clicks and no sales buh bye btw I use virtually no pps or sponsors with nats. ccbill sponsor recurring sponsors have worked best for me since 99. take what you can use from the above and insult the rest if you must. __________________ transexual sponsors

12-24-2005, 08:52 AM	#98
MrChips Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,504	Unfortunately - as is the case with the law courts - some good sponsors will get listed - thats life - its tough shit basically - just like the dude that gets put away for a crime he didnt commit. Its an acceptable problem shall we say. Nothing I can do about that.

12-24-2005, 09:27 AM	#99
John69 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 942	when the sites get older, the conversion rates drop, fact of life. I was at 1 - 500 with andi pink when it first opened and now around 1 - 1500 or so.

12-24-2005, 09:41 AM	#100
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	here are Andi Pink's conversion stats for today up to the fucking minute - first page uniques, all traffic, crap included 1:627 if you want me to sceencap it i will. less than 10% of single girl sites can match that - and she REBILLS. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!