A horrible thing happened to me today - GoFuckYourself.com

DWB · 12-23-2005, 07:15 AM

In Thailand....

I'm at the mall and had to take an emergency dump. I race to the shitter, drop my pants and full on hot brown coffee shot out of my ass. Almost the moment it was all out the mall had a freakin' power failure and the bathroom went pitch black.

So here I sat with a bum full of nasty wet poo and no ability to wipe it clean. I sat there for at least 30 minutes until the power came back on and I could wipe but by that time it was dry and itching. Nothing that a hot shower couldn't fix though.

The moral of the story... carry a lighter, flashlight or some sort of light with you when shitting in a public bathroom, in a 3rd world country.

Hornydog4cooter · 12-23-2005, 07:16 AM

sonofsam · 12-23-2005, 07:19 AM

dude...........wtf

Scotty.T · 12-23-2005, 07:22 AM

So was the bog roll in a different room or something? I think I could wipe my arse in the dark for Christs sake!!

Monique Niccole · 12-23-2005, 07:23 AM

What the hell?

You couldn't feel around for the roll of toilet paper and then reach back there and wipe your butt?

Finding TP and wiping my ass is one thing I know I can do in the dark.

sumphatpimp · 12-23-2005, 07:26 AM

are you running for President?
you sure do have the intelligence for it.

panchodog's izzy · 12-23-2005, 07:30 AM

Dude, you can fuck a deaf/mute chick but can't find your way around your own ass to wipe it in the dark?

There has to be some sort of relation here... or is it just Thailand?

Speak amongst yourselves....

Deek · 12-23-2005, 07:33 AM

I dont believe a lighter would be the smartest light source to have with you, after

Quote:

and full on hot brown coffee shot out of my ass.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-23-2005, 07:34 AM

Word! And be sure to carry your own TP...even in an advanced country like Japan, you sure as hell better be packing some handi-wipes when duty time comes rolling around, 'cause nobody likes the stink finger ("Yo, get that stanky thang away from me", sounds the same in every language).

ADG Webmaster

DWB · 12-23-2005, 08:54 AM

How are you going to wipe an ass covered in runny shit when you can't see when your ass is clean? The room is black. You can't see your hand in front of your face. I'm all ears.

You have not thought this through and have obviously never seen a Thai toilet. One hand is holding your pants and the other is on the wall so you don't fall into the hole. Turn out the lights and it becomes a nightmare.

sfera · 12-23-2005, 08:55 AM

ok in thailand

DWB · 12-23-2005, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afrekete

What the hell?

You couldn't feel around for the roll of toilet paper and then reach back there and wipe your butt?

Finding TP and wiping my ass is one thing I know I can do in the dark.

And how do you know when your ass is clean? I'm talking the extreme Hershy Squirts here, not a clean turd dropping.

Quote:

are you running for President?
you sure do have the intelligence for it.

As I'm sure you have never even left your own country... your piss any brain could not comprehend what I'm talking about.

MikeyFingaz · 12-23-2005, 08:59 AM

i gotta tell ya man, i was laffin my ass off at that post... sorry, but that was some runny...errr, i mean funny shit.

DWB · 12-23-2005, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by panchodog's izzy

Dude, you can fuck a deaf/mute chick but can't find your way around your own ass to wipe it in the dark?

There has to be some sort of relation here... or is it just Thailand?

I think it was Karma for fucking that Deaf/Mute whore.

It's just Thailand.

wdsguy · 12-23-2005, 09:00 AM

this is why i stay out of third world countries.

DWB · 12-23-2005, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeyFingaz

i gotta tell ya man, i was laffin my ass off at that post... sorry, but that was some runny...errr, i mean funny shit.

It was funny. I'm laughing at it now, that is why I shared the story. It's something you never think about until it happens.

DWB · 12-23-2005, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy

this is why i stay out of third world countries.

Yea, but someone has to exploit these desperate whores. May as well be me.

MikeyFingaz · 12-23-2005, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

It was funny. I'm laughing at it now, that is why I shared the story. It's something you never think about until it happens.

too true... i was driving down the road one day and had a bird shit right on the side of my face and head... i got so mad about it, but i had to laff... sometimes it seems to be the best thing to do, lol...

and i didnt know that bathrooms in thailand didnt have an actual sitting place... that would suck bad, lol.

DWB · 12-23-2005, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeyFingaz

too true... i was driving down the road one day and had a bird shit right on the side of my face and head... i got so mad about it, but i had to laff... sometimes it seems to be the best thing to do, lol...

and i didnt know that bathrooms in thailand didnt have an actual sitting place... that would suck bad, lol.

HAHAHA. Dude, I feel your pain. I was at an EMPTY beach once in FLA, just 3 of us on the entire beach laying out and a bird shit on my chest.

All I could do was laugh. Of all the places on the entire beach to drop his load, he picked me.

Nismo · 12-23-2005, 09:13 AM

full on hot brown coffee shot out of your ass? LOLOLOL OH man I havent laughed that hard in a few days.

CherryLipsRosa · 12-23-2005, 09:50 AM

hahaahahaha that was a good start for my day!

suesheboy · 12-23-2005, 09:51 AM

That must have so sucked!

1 minute must have felt like 5

Vitasoy · 12-23-2005, 10:44 AM

Now that is a shitty moment.. lol

Manowar · 12-23-2005, 10:48 AM

hahaha damn

Tricksy · 12-23-2005, 12:38 PM

12-23-2005, 07:15 AM	#1
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	A horrible thing happened to me today In Thailand.... I'm at the mall and had to take an emergency dump. I race to the shitter, drop my pants and full on hot brown coffee shot out of my ass. Almost the moment it was all out the mall had a freakin' power failure and the bathroom went pitch black. So here I sat with a bum full of nasty wet poo and no ability to wipe it clean. I sat there for at least 30 minutes until the power came back on and I could wipe but by that time it was dry and itching. Nothing that a hot shower couldn't fix though. The moral of the story... carry a lighter, flashlight or some sort of light with you when shitting in a public bathroom, in a 3rd world country.

12-23-2005, 07:19 AM	#3
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	dude...........wtf __________________ I like turtles.

12-23-2005, 07:22 AM	#4
Scotty.T Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,062	So was the bog roll in a different room or something? I think I could wipe my arse in the dark for Christs sake!! __________________ .

12-23-2005, 07:30 AM	#7
panchodog's izzy Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 335	Dude, you can fuck a deaf/mute chick but can't find your way around your own ass to wipe it in the dark? There has to be some sort of relation here... or is it just Thailand? Speak amongst yourselves.... __________________ Freelance Adult, Dating and Mainstream Writer since 2008 $0.02 cents per word. No job too big or small. Now accepting Paxum, Payoneer, Mastercard and Visa! ICQ: 244-185-772 e-mail: dizzidente (at) hotmail.com

12-23-2005, 07:34 AM	#9
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	Word! And be sure to carry your own TP...even in an advanced country like Japan, you sure as hell better be packing some handi-wipes when duty time comes rolling around, 'cause nobody likes the stink finger ("Yo, get that stanky thang away from me", sounds the same in every language). ADG Webmaster __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

12-23-2005, 07:16 AM	#2
Hornydog4cooter Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,859

12-23-2005, 07:23 AM	#5
Monique Niccole Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 5,653	What the hell? You couldn't feel around for the roll of toilet paper and then reach back there and wipe your butt? Finding TP and wiping my ass is one thing I know I can do in the dark.

12-23-2005, 07:26 AM	#6
sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	are you running for President? you sure do have the intelligence for it.

12-23-2005, 08:54 AM	#10
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	How are you going to wipe an ass covered in runny shit when you can't see when your ass is clean? The room is black. You can't see your hand in front of your face. I'm all ears. You have not thought this through and have obviously never seen a Thai toilet. One hand is holding your pants and the other is on the wall so you don't fall into the hole. Turn out the lights and it becomes a nightmare.

12-23-2005, 08:55 AM	#11
sfera Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: ICQ: 248877409 Posts: 8,597	ok in thailand

12-23-2005, 08:59 AM	#13
MikeyFingaz Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: next to the retards Posts: 1,569	i gotta tell ya man, i was laffin my ass off at that post... sorry, but that was some runny...errr, i mean funny shit. __________________ ONLY AT JAYMANCASH

12-23-2005, 09:00 AM	#15
wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	this is why i stay out of third world countries.

12-23-2005, 09:13 AM	#20
Nismo Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: FLORIDA Posts: 4,977	full on hot brown coffee shot out of your ass? LOLOLOL OH man I havent laughed that hard in a few days. __________________ i buy massive xxx dating traffic.

12-23-2005, 09:50 AM	#21
CherryLipsRosa Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Costa Rica Posts: 3,603	hahaahahaha that was a good start for my day! __________________ Rosalia M. ICQ.12150439 Skype. cherrylipsrosa

12-23-2005, 09:51 AM	#22
suesheboy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: FL - TN/NC Posts: 5,211	That must have so sucked! 1 minute must have felt like 5 __________________ Adult Web Site Domain Names For Sale Adult Sex Toy Domain Names For Sale Tantric Delights, Sex Toys Blog, Tantric Sex Toys

12-23-2005, 10:44 AM	#23
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Now that is a shitty moment.. lol __________________ [email protected]

12-23-2005, 10:48 AM	#24
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	hahaha damn

12-23-2005, 12:38 PM	#25
Tricksy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: USA Posts: 2,601	__________________ Real-Bucks.com - Real Bucks for Real Webmasters.