A horrible thing happened to me today
 

In Thailand....

I'm at the mall and had to take an emergency dump. I race to the shitter, drop my pants and full on hot brown coffee shot out of my ass. Almost the moment it was all out the mall had a freakin' power failure and the bathroom went pitch black. :helpme

So here I sat with a bum full of nasty wet poo and no ability to wipe it clean. I sat there for at least 30 minutes until the power came back on and I could wipe but by that time it was dry and itching. Nothing that a hot shower couldn't fix though. :Oh crap

The moral of the story... carry a lighter, flashlight or some sort of light with you when shitting in a public bathroom, in a 3rd world country. :warning

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dude...........wtf

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So was the bog roll in a different room or something? I think I could wipe my arse in the dark for Christs sake!! :)

What the hell?

You couldn't feel around for the roll of toilet paper and then reach back there and wipe your butt?

Finding TP and wiping my ass is one thing I know I can do in the dark.

are you running for President?
you sure do have the intelligence for it.

Dude, you can fuck a deaf/mute chick but can't find your way around your own ass to wipe it in the dark?

There has to be some sort of relation here... or is it just Thailand?

Speak amongst yourselves....


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I dont believe a lighter would be the smartest light source to have with you, after

Word! And be sure to carry your own TP...even in an advanced country like Japan, you sure as hell better be packing some handi-wipes when duty time comes rolling around, 'cause nobody likes the stink finger ("Yo, get that stanky thang away from me", sounds the same in every language).

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How are you going to wipe an ass covered in runny shit when you can't see when your ass is clean? The room is black. You can't see your hand in front of your face. I'm all ears.

You have not thought this through and have obviously never seen a Thai toilet. One hand is holding your pants and the other is on the wall so you don't fall into the hole. Turn out the lights and it becomes a nightmare.

ok in thailand

And how do you know when your ass is clean? I'm talking the extreme Hershy Squirts here, not a clean turd dropping.



As I'm sure you have never even left your own country... your piss any brain could not comprehend what I'm talking about.

i gotta tell ya man, i was laffin my ass off at that post... sorry, but that was some runny...errr, i mean funny shit. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I think it was Karma for fucking that Deaf/Mute whore.

It's just Thailand.

this is why i stay out of third world countries.

It was funny. I'm laughing at it now, that is why I shared the story. It's something you never think about until it happens.

Yea, but someone has to exploit these desperate whores. May as well be me. :thumbsup

too true... i was driving down the road one day and had a bird shit right on the side of my face and head... i got so mad about it, but i had to laff... sometimes it seems to be the best thing to do, lol...

and i didnt know that bathrooms in thailand didnt have an actual sitting place... that would suck bad, lol.

HAHAHA. Dude, I feel your pain. I was at an EMPTY beach once in FLA, just 3 of us on the entire beach laying out and a bird shit on my chest. :1orglaugh All I could do was laugh. Of all the places on the entire beach to drop his load, he picked me.

full on hot brown coffee shot out of your ass? LOLOLOL OH man I havent laughed that hard in a few days.

hahaahahaha that was a good start for my day!

That must have so sucked!

1 minute must have felt like 5

Now that is a shitty moment.. lol

hahaha damn

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