In Thailand....
I'm at the mall and had to take an emergency dump. I race to the shitter, drop my pants and full on hot brown coffee shot out of my ass. Almost the moment it was all out the mall had a freakin' power failure and the bathroom went pitch black.
So here I sat with a bum full of nasty wet poo and no ability to wipe it clean. I sat there for at least 30 minutes until the power came back on and I could wipe but by that time it was dry and itching. Nothing that a hot shower couldn't fix though.
The moral of the story... carry a lighter, flashlight or some sort of light with you when shitting in a public bathroom, in a 3rd world country.
