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Old 12-22-2005, 07:33 AM   #1
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World's greatest job... vote here

Anybody got one better than this?

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time ... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

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Old 12-22-2005, 07:34 AM   #2
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It gets boring pretty quickly.
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Old 12-22-2005, 07:35 AM   #3
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That's not bad.. but being Hef's wingman is on the top of my list.
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Old 12-22-2005, 07:35 AM   #4
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dream job?..sounds boring to fuck a bunch of little girls that never had sex before.. oh how exciting for those guys. Thats a job for someone that I wouldnt even consider a real man..haha.
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Old 12-22-2005, 07:38 AM   #5
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Old 12-22-2005, 07:48 AM   #6
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Then what is the greatest job?
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Old 12-22-2005, 07:55 AM   #7
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Then what is the greatest job?
Ferrari test driver hehe.
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Old 12-22-2005, 07:56 AM   #8
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I don't know about you, but president of the USA goes quite high up on my list. So many sheep to follow you.
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Old 12-22-2005, 08:00 AM   #9
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sounds like an ok job!
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Old 12-22-2005, 08:02 AM   #10
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Ferrari test driver hehe.
That does sound good.
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Old 12-22-2005, 08:08 AM   #11
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Old 12-22-2005, 08:10 AM   #12
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Old 12-22-2005, 08:16 AM   #13
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What better way to build up the stable of milf models...
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Old 12-22-2005, 08:32 AM   #14
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Old 12-22-2005, 09:43 AM   #15
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Anybody got one better than this?

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time ... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

that depends on teh virgins he is fucking...
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Old 12-22-2005, 09:49 AM   #16
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Good for them but that's not the kind of job I'd like.
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Old 12-22-2005, 10:01 AM   #17
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they wouldn't be virgins if they were hot
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Old 12-22-2005, 10:10 AM   #18
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To be the owner of the top Adult Model agency in Prague.
That sounds pretty good, too.
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Old 12-22-2005, 10:17 AM   #19
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Old 12-22-2005, 08:17 PM   #20
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You got your point but too late, I already sent my resume..
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Old 12-22-2005, 08:20 PM   #21
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Dreamjob : to be a world famous celeb on the same level as Britney/ J-Lo

To be a world famous actress/singer and and raking in at leat 30 mil a year with my own empire.

I would sell my soul to the devil for such a lifestyle, fame, and fortune.

That has to be the ultimate lifestyle/job to be insanely rich and world famous at the same time.

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Old 12-22-2005, 08:22 PM   #22
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world's greatest job: USA President, Microsoft CEO
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Old 12-22-2005, 08:24 PM   #23
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world's greatest job: USA President, Microsoft CEO
Too stressful,

I'd rather be a celeb, get to wear haute couture designer clothes at 10k a pop, attend premiers and events, and party with Paris Hilton and Puff Daddy in Miami...

My life sucks, I wish I was rich and famous...
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Old 12-22-2005, 08:25 PM   #24
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What do chicks from Guam look like?
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Old 12-22-2005, 08:25 PM   #25
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Too stressful,

I'd rather be a celeb, get to wear haute couture designer clothes at 10k a pop, attend premiers and events, and party with Paris Hilton and Puff Daddy in Miami...

My life sucks, I wish I was rich and famous...
That's not a bad one, too. Alright, i change my mind...
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Old 12-23-2005, 03:58 AM   #26
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hmm, interesting job...but I'd agree that it'll become boring...
for me dreaming job would be to Google CEO
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Old 12-23-2005, 04:03 AM   #27
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My life sucks, I wish I was rich and famous...
Pathetic.

I wish I had enough money to do whatever I wanted, but nobody would know I had any money. My uncle is like that, and if he wasn't an alcoholic, I'd envy him.
There's not many things I hate more than people who adore/want to be celebs...

Phogirl, WHY do you want to be famous? I'd *HATE* it.. My aim in life is NEVER to be mentioned in any media personally.

as for a dream job..hmmm, golf-course reviewer or a food critic.
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Old 12-23-2005, 04:04 AM   #28
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thats a great job but would you really do it? I wouldnt...maybe for a few days
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Old 12-23-2005, 06:52 AM   #29
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Pathetic.

I wish I had enough money to do whatever I wanted, but nobody would know I had any money. My uncle is like that, and if he wasn't an alcoholic, I'd envy him.
There's not many things I hate more than people who adore/want to be celebs...

Phogirl, WHY do you want to be famous? I'd *HATE* it.. My aim in life is NEVER to be mentioned in any media personally.

as for a dream job..hmmm, golf-course reviewer or a food critic.
I don't know why i wanna be famous, i wouldnt want to be stalked or always followed, that would bug me for sure... It's just the lifestyle that seems good, like movie premiers, award shows, celeb parties, that "seems" glamorous. I think it would be kinda boring to "just be rich", it would be more fun to be
famous AND rich...

I never thought about it in depth. i think because i want everyone who's ever doubted me or rejected me in the past to see that "i've made it". I have a recurring fantasy of people who were mean to me seeing me on mtv and eating their words and regretting however it was that they wronged me...

I dunno... rich famous people seem to have a lot of fun...i envy the jet setting lifestyle, from what i read they go to the Hamptons for summer and party in Miami a lot and go to exotic islands..... well, i can go on vacation now if i wanted to as well, but it wouldn't be as fun because it would be too ordinary...

The grass is always greener on the other side... perhaps if i was famous i would hate it and want to be normal, but im not famous, so in my mind i think it would be great to be famous, it's basically wanting something you can't have... and wanting the approval and admiration of the masses.

Being a webmaster is so boring, i like it better than any regular job, but theres no glamour to it. Its such a banal existence sitting in front of the pc.

I never wanted to be ordinary, i always dreamt of being famous and rich since I was young. Sadly I never got acting or singing lessons, instead i got ballet and flute lessons, i never got to pick what i wanted to do, if I started young I could have honed my talent by now...

I read a lot of tabloids and watch a lot of Entertainment Television so that only fuels it for me...
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Old 12-23-2005, 07:00 AM   #30
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so are Guam hoochies good looking?
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Old 12-23-2005, 10:52 AM   #31
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lol.. that was the first thing that poped into my mind
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Old 12-23-2005, 11:06 AM   #32
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what do you call someone from Guam anyway.
Guamanian?
Guamazon?
Guamite?
Guamish?
Guamoid?
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Old 12-23-2005, 11:52 AM   #33
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If you love your job and it brings you decent money, u can call this job - the greatest job.
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Old 12-23-2005, 12:15 PM   #34
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Phogirl, WHY do you want to be famous? I'd *HATE* it.. My aim in life is NEVER to be mentioned in any media personally.
exactly! id hate it if i couldnt even walk normal on the street or w/e... i never understood people who want to be 'famous'... i just want the dough and stay fairly unnoticed.
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