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World's greatest job... vote here
Anybody got one better than this?
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time ... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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It gets boring pretty quickly.
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That's not bad.. but being Hef's wingman is on the top of my list.
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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dream job?..sounds boring to fuck a bunch of little girls that never had sex before.. oh how exciting for those guys. Thats a job for someone that I wouldnt even consider a real man..haha.
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government pimping
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Then what is the greatest job?
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I don't know about you, but president of the USA goes quite high up on my list. So many sheep to follow you.
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sounds like an ok job!
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pornstart.
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I like my job as it is.
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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School crossing guard.
What better way to build up the stable of milf models... |
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To be the owner of the top Adult Model agency in Prague.
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Good for them but that's not the kind of job I'd like.
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they wouldn't be virgins if they were hot
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im happy with my status right now!!!
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Dreamjob : to be a world famous celeb on the same level as Britney/ J-Lo
To be a world famous actress/singer and and raking in at leat 30 mil a year with my own empire. I would sell my soul to the devil for such a lifestyle, fame, and fortune. That has to be the ultimate lifestyle/job to be insanely rich and world famous at the same time. |
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world's greatest job: USA President, Microsoft CEO
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I'd rather be a celeb, get to wear haute couture designer clothes at 10k a pop, attend premiers and events, and party with Paris Hilton and Puff Daddy in Miami... My life sucks, I wish I was rich and famous... |
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What do chicks from Guam look like?
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hmm, interesting job...but I'd agree that it'll become boring...
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I wish I had enough money to do whatever I wanted, but nobody would know I had any money. My uncle is like that, and if he wasn't an alcoholic, I'd envy him. There's not many things I hate more than people who adore/want to be celebs... Phogirl, WHY do you want to be famous? I'd *HATE* it.. My aim in life is NEVER to be mentioned in any media personally. as for a dream job..hmmm, golf-course reviewer or a food critic. ![]()
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thats a great job but would you really do it? I wouldnt...maybe for a few days
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famous AND rich... I never thought about it in depth. i think because i want everyone who's ever doubted me or rejected me in the past to see that "i've made it". I have a recurring fantasy of people who were mean to me seeing me on mtv and eating their words and regretting however it was that they wronged me... I dunno... rich famous people seem to have a lot of fun...i envy the jet setting lifestyle, from what i read they go to the Hamptons for summer and party in Miami a lot and go to exotic islands..... well, i can go on vacation now if i wanted to as well, but it wouldn't be as fun because it would be too ordinary... The grass is always greener on the other side... perhaps if i was famous i would hate it and want to be normal, but im not famous, so in my mind i think it would be great to be famous, it's basically wanting something you can't have... and wanting the approval and admiration of the masses. Being a webmaster is so boring, i like it better than any regular job, but theres no glamour to it. Its such a banal existence sitting in front of the pc. I never wanted to be ordinary, i always dreamt of being famous and rich since I was young. Sadly I never got acting or singing lessons, instead i got ballet and flute lessons, i never got to pick what i wanted to do, if I started young I could have honed my talent by now... I read a lot of tabloids and watch a lot of Entertainment Television so that only fuels it for me... |
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so are Guam hoochies good looking?
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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what do you call someone from Guam anyway.
Guamanian? Guamazon? Guamite? Guamish? Guamoid? |
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If you love your job and it brings you decent money, u can call this job - the greatest job.
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