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26MLR 12-22-2005 07:33 AM

World's greatest job... vote here
 
Anybody got one better than this?

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time ... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

FuqALot 12-22-2005 07:34 AM

It gets boring pretty quickly.

Spoff 12-22-2005 07:35 AM

That's not bad.. but being Hef's wingman is on the top of my list.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-22-2005 07:35 AM

dream job?..sounds boring to fuck a bunch of little girls that never had sex before.. oh how exciting for those guys. Thats a job for someone that I wouldnt even consider a real man..haha.

Ace-wtf 12-22-2005 07:38 AM

government pimping

26MLR 12-22-2005 07:48 AM

Then what is the greatest job?

FuqALot 12-22-2005 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 26MLR
Then what is the greatest job?

Ferrari test driver hehe.

DamageX 12-22-2005 07:56 AM

I don't know about you, but president of the USA goes quite high up on my list. So many sheep to follow you. :)

Violetta 12-22-2005 08:00 AM

sounds like an ok job! :thumbsup

26MLR 12-22-2005 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuqALot
Ferrari test driver hehe.

That does sound good.

sfera 12-22-2005 08:08 AM

pornstart. :) .

Dalai lama 12-22-2005 08:10 AM

I like my job as it is.

SilentKnight 12-22-2005 08:16 AM

School crossing guard.

What better way to build up the stable of milf models...

OMG Jim 12-22-2005 08:32 AM

To be the owner of the top Adult Model agency in Prague. :thumbsup

pornpf69 12-22-2005 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 26MLR
Anybody got one better than this?

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time ... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

that depends on teh virgins he is fucking...

Doctor Dre 12-22-2005 09:49 AM

Good for them but that's not the kind of job I'd like.

sexyclicks 12-22-2005 10:01 AM

they wouldn't be virgins if they were hot

26MLR 12-22-2005 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlmightyJim
To be the owner of the top Adult Model agency in Prague. :thumbsup

That sounds pretty good, too.

flirty 12-22-2005 10:17 AM

im happy with my status right now!!! :winkwink:

reynold 12-22-2005 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexyclicks
they wouldn't be virgins if they were hot

You got your point but too late, I already sent my resume..

phogirl69 12-22-2005 08:20 PM

Dreamjob : to be a world famous celeb on the same level as Britney/ J-Lo

To be a world famous actress/singer and and raking in at leat 30 mil a year with my own empire.

I would sell my soul to the devil for such a lifestyle, fame, and fortune.

That has to be the ultimate lifestyle/job to be insanely rich and world famous at the same time.

Bluewire Ross 12-22-2005 08:22 PM

world's greatest job: USA President, Microsoft CEO

phogirl69 12-22-2005 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluewire Ross
world's greatest job: USA President, Microsoft CEO

Too stressful,

I'd rather be a celeb, get to wear haute couture designer clothes at 10k a pop, attend premiers and events, and party with Paris Hilton and Puff Daddy in Miami...

My life sucks, I wish I was rich and famous...

Spunky 12-22-2005 08:25 PM

What do chicks from Guam look like?

Bluewire Ross 12-22-2005 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phogirl69
Too stressful,

I'd rather be a celeb, get to wear haute couture designer clothes at 10k a pop, attend premiers and events, and party with Paris Hilton and Puff Daddy in Miami...

My life sucks, I wish I was rich and famous...

That's not a bad one, too. Alright, i change my mind...

beta-tester 12-23-2005 03:58 AM

hmm, interesting job...but I'd agree that it'll become boring...
for me dreaming job would be to Google CEO :)

Jakke PNG 12-23-2005 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phogirl69
My life sucks, I wish I was rich and famous...

Pathetic.

I wish I had enough money to do whatever I wanted, but nobody would know I had any money. My uncle is like that, and if he wasn't an alcoholic, I'd envy him.
There's not many things I hate more than people who adore/want to be celebs...

Phogirl, WHY do you want to be famous? I'd *HATE* it.. My aim in life is NEVER to be mentioned in any media personally.

as for a dream job..hmmm, golf-course reviewer or a food critic. :1orglaugh

flashfire 12-23-2005 04:04 AM

thats a great job but would you really do it? I wouldnt...maybe for a few days

phogirl69 12-23-2005 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather
Pathetic.

I wish I had enough money to do whatever I wanted, but nobody would know I had any money. My uncle is like that, and if he wasn't an alcoholic, I'd envy him.
There's not many things I hate more than people who adore/want to be celebs...

Phogirl, WHY do you want to be famous? I'd *HATE* it.. My aim in life is NEVER to be mentioned in any media personally.

as for a dream job..hmmm, golf-course reviewer or a food critic. :1orglaugh

I don't know why i wanna be famous, i wouldnt want to be stalked or always followed, that would bug me for sure... It's just the lifestyle that seems good, like movie premiers, award shows, celeb parties, that "seems" glamorous. I think it would be kinda boring to "just be rich", it would be more fun to be
famous AND rich...

I never thought about it in depth. i think because i want everyone who's ever doubted me or rejected me in the past to see that "i've made it". I have a recurring fantasy of people who were mean to me seeing me on mtv and eating their words and regretting however it was that they wronged me...

I dunno... rich famous people seem to have a lot of fun...i envy the jet setting lifestyle, from what i read they go to the Hamptons for summer and party in Miami a lot and go to exotic islands..... well, i can go on vacation now if i wanted to as well, but it wouldn't be as fun because it would be too ordinary...

The grass is always greener on the other side... perhaps if i was famous i would hate it and want to be normal, but im not famous, so in my mind i think it would be great to be famous, it's basically wanting something you can't have... and wanting the approval and admiration of the masses.

Being a webmaster is so boring, i like it better than any regular job, but theres no glamour to it. Its such a banal existence sitting in front of the pc.

I never wanted to be ordinary, i always dreamt of being famous and rich since I was young. Sadly I never got acting or singing lessons, instead i got ballet and flute lessons, i never got to pick what i wanted to do, if I started young I could have honed my talent by now...

I read a lot of tabloids and watch a lot of Entertainment Television so that only fuels it for me...

swoop 12-23-2005 07:00 AM

so are Guam hoochies good looking?

Vitasoy 12-23-2005 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
What do chicks from Guam look like?

lol.. that was the first thing that poped into my mind :upsidedow :1orglaugh

Yobbo 12-23-2005 11:06 AM

what do you call someone from Guam anyway.
Guamanian?
Guamazon?
Guamite?
Guamish?
Guamoid?

Tricksy 12-23-2005 11:52 AM

If you love your job and it brings you decent money, u can call this job - the greatest job.

nico-t 12-23-2005 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather
Phogirl, WHY do you want to be famous? I'd *HATE* it.. My aim in life is NEVER to be mentioned in any media personally.

exactly! id hate it if i couldnt even walk normal on the street or w/e... i never understood people who want to be 'famous'... i just want the dough and stay fairly unnoticed.


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