I wonder what Airek has to say about all this!

He told me recently told me that you are letting him share the BED with you..... :winkwink: :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

28. What happens when an elevator door closes on your head? Discuss your experience with this.

I think this may have been the same night as the parking lot story, or an office party, I'm not sure.

The way our office was at that time (where I lived!) was on the 2nd floor. However when the elevator opened, it opened right into the office, no hallways or such.

So I lied down to go to sleep half in and half out fo the elevator - and according to Michael, he left me like that with the elevator door opening and closing on my head for the entire night.

I didn't even notice - I'm a deep sleeper with a hard head :1orglaugh

I thought he was yours ?? :winkwink:

29. Have you ever thought about going to an AA meeting? discuss

Nope, never even thought about going at all.

- I don't drink alone at home.
- I don't go to bars alone to drink.
- My mood doesn't change if I don't have a drink for a few days or weeks.
- I don't drink to "escape" from the reality of things

I am fully able to not drink for long periods of time if I so choose. Fo example, when I wanted to drop some weight a few months back, I didn't drink for almost a month because it would be counter-productive.

I drink when I choose to. I like drinking, and feel it does add to my fun and enhances my partying. Sometimes I'm not in the mood to drink though when going out so I don't drink.

However, when I do something, I like to do it all the way - work, party, drink, sex. I prefer to get wasted 1-2 nights of the week and not drink the rest, than only have a few drinks every night.

yeah too bad we never got pics of #28 ;)

You're in the nile, joking :winkwink:

Great interview :thumbsup

30. Ever had an STD? Ever been tested? Thoughts?

Nope, to this day have never had one. I have been tested before, like that time I was in the hospital from the Jacuzzi in #2 :1orglaugh

I've also been tested for HIV down here, once when I did my laser eye surgery (it was required) and another time. So far so good.

However, I'm EXTREMELY lucky to never have caught anything the way I had so many one night stands with girls from bars, the majority being unprotected sex. Now that I know I am clean I intend to stay that way for good.

My advice to anyone who was like me in my 17-21 years old days: Protect yourself :thumbsup

Even if condoms really, really suck :disgust

I think you mean denial hehe :winkwink:

Thanks though. "the nile" reminded me of a story from a river, but I see thats the last question on here actually so I'll get to that story soon :)

31. Do your parents know you work in porn? discuss

Both my parents know exactly what I do for a living and have no problems with it. My mom doesn't know I've been IN porn though, but I sarcastically dropped hints in the past she just dismisses.

Neither one owns a computer or are very computer-savvy though.

32. Which do you like better, selling smut or selling shoes?

Ha well technically I've never sold either :upsidedow

I worked for Hush Puppies in the warehouse when I was 14, and again at 16 (summertime jobs). Boxes containing 12-24 pairs of shoes can get HEAVY. The pro fo that job was it kept me in better shape than sitting down on a computer all ay does.

IwantU is definately the more exciting job and by far more rewarding. I also get to interact with a lot more people, instead of couting shoes and climbing them up to the top of giant racks :1orglaugh

Just about done folks!

33. Talk about your masterbation record.

While I'm sure its not record, I am known to masturbate a lot. Usually when bored more than when horny, I for sure masturbate atleast twice a day if not more. When I wake up, and when I goto sleep.

This stands on days I have sex too. :upsidedow

I think the most I've just jerked off, without having sex, was probably a good 7 times in one day.

34. Where does the name "Varius" come from?

Way back when I was maybe 13 years old, I got my first modem (a 300 bps one!) and started discovering the world of BBSes. I think I got the name from some medieval knight type character probably on a Nintendo RPG game. That became my BBS name and eventually IRC name as well.

I've stuck with it to this day, although I did have a few different IRC ones back in the day like Val_Venis.

Here's a wicked portrait done by Bluewire:

http://demoncash.com/portrait.jpg

And finally, I present to you the conclusion of this Ambush :)

35. Why did you fuck a girl in the river in front of families and children?

This was in my first few weeks in Costa Rica, down at the beach. A bargirl I picked up and I were fucking for 2 days or so, and she wanted to show me this river. We went to it and started getting it on in there, up against a rock. It was about 2-3pm.

Apparently there must have been people around, because the cops pulled up and told us to get ou of the water. I didn't have my passport with me or any form of ID so I knew I could be fucked big time.

They said some women called the cops because her kids were playing in the river (hey, it was a big river I didn't see them) and she thought we were disgusting. Luckily, the cops offered to let us off for $100. I answered them in Spanish, shocking them, telling them "let me just call my lawyer to see if thats a good price". They freaked, an after talking to each other, let me and the girl off with only a warning :1orglaugh

awesome answers varius - thank you for doing this! smooch

No problemo, thanks for having me :thumbsup

Now I'm off to morning where I will bump this incase anyone else has any question they'd like to ask me :pimp

What year was that about 2000 ? I will really have to dig deep into my archives to find them !

Hrm it was while I was still at Planet411, so had to be between 1998 and mid 1999 - how time flies :winkwink:

Well I'm off now folks, HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Hope you enjoyed this Ambush as much as I enjoyed trying to remember half those stories :1orglaugh

Feel free to post any other questions you might like to know. Don't be shy :winkwink:

Nice job keith!
Dugmor, I know Carol had some pics of one of the parties on the tour or party page of her site (a diff time I think he had drunk dick ;p) I'll check if they are still there & then there were a bunch of other ones from earlier parties (from keiths story) but yeah would have been between 97-99ish
damn that was a looooong ass time ago lol.

Can i get a FREE PREMIUM membership to IwantU ??? :winkwink: