Varius (10 years)
 

I have to admit that I know Varius (Keith) for more than 10 years now and he keeps surprising me everyday.

Jacuzzi: It is a lie. Varius sticked his genitals in the Jacuzzi hole and paid the price for it :)
Hospital: He run away from the hospital through the basement, but he forgot to mention that he also pissed blood all over their walls. :1orglaugh

Great questions!

Heh true - I can't aim :1orglaugh

I had to fill that hospital jar up for blood sample, but kinda missed and got their wall covered instead :upsidedow

6. Were you a body builder before porn?

Nope, not in the least. I really should have gotten more exercise than I did, but pretty much my only source of exercise came in the form of sex back then :pimp

I was just always too lazy to go to a gym and/or workout. I still am, though I'm trying to change that. I now have the first two pieces of gym equipment in my home and as soon as I assemble them, I'll start using them :upsidedow

Luckily, I'm a tall guy and have large bones, so the weight I have doesn't show as badly as it could if I were smaller. Since being in Costa Rica I've dropped off around 20 lbs. though and that's one of my main goals in 2006 - to get in better shape.

You're even closer to Brazil! BJJ boy! You don't have to lift weights! :)

He was a diver though! & wanted to be an extreme wrestler! ;)

I'm considering a martial art...not sure what's available in CR though. I don't think they have too much selection.

Besides you'll still be years ahead of me :winkwink:

Drunken Fist form! You could be the Drunken Master! lol

7. How much did you make pimping your sister out to your friend Tom?

This one is pretty simple. I have a sister who is 3 years younger than me, so at the time she must have been 18.

Her and her friends came to a bar where I was with a friend Tom, Jeff and some other people.

Tom said he found my sister cute, so I told him he could hook up with her if he bought me some drinks. He did, then i told him to buy her and her friends some drinks which he did, to get them drunk.

Unluckily for Tom, some guys my sis and her friends knew came in and left with them instead. Tom got left with no girls and I gained some free drinks :1orglaugh

I'm a pretty inexpensive pimp :winkwink:

As we hit page 2, we still have a long way to go!

However, before it gets lost in a sea of posts, I'd like to say thanks to:

Sleazydream - For conducting the interview

JFK - For posting up and taking the pics of me

Mike, Jeff, Jen, Sam, Lara and everyone else who shared some of these stories and dirt - or for being there live and in person while they happened :winkwink:

I love it! :pimp

you forgot to say Thanks to all your fans and especially God

oh shit.

michael where's the other sleeping varius (jaegermeister) pic?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

No one quite like you Keith!! One of the bestest friends a guy could have!!
:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

He seriously slept there like that all night. We took that pic in the morning.. we all just heard this echoing snore & then when someone went to the washroom there he was! lol

True - thanks to my fans :thumbsup

God....nah never been a fan of religion :upsidedow

8. I hear tranny's are cheap in Costa Rica. Talk about your first experience with one.

Can't say I have had much experience with any......only one thing comes to mind:

Some of us were down in Jaco (where the CR Bash will be coincidentally!) at an afterhour club called La Centrale. We had been drinking and partying all day and night, and not surprisingly, were drunk. I got grabbed by what turned out to be a tranny and kissed "it" - but that's as far as it went.

Another girl came by and pulled me away, saving me though :)

However, I am not the only one from our team this has happened to in Jaco lol - I'll let you guess who the other one was :winkwink:

Here's a pic of me and Bob:

http://fubarwebmasters.com/current/v...pb/z004410.jpg

Upto 8 already, he's flyin through em!

9. Why did the bouncers think you were stealing purses when you couldn't afford shoes?

Ha this one didn't exactly happen TO me, but I played my role in it.

We were three guys going to a club, and they had a dress code where running shoes couldnt get in. That was fine for me and Mike, but our other friend had running shoes.

We hatched a plan.

Mike and I went outside, then I sat near the door and took my shoes off. Mike went outside to bring them to our friend, so he could get in. Well, hiding shoes under your shirt as you walk out does kind of look like you are trying to hide something :1orglaugh

The bouncer thought a purse was being stolen, but pretty much laughed when he found out the whole story and that i was sitting near the door shoeless. No bad ending here, no bouncer beatdown :upsidedow

LOL VARIUS sounds like a fun guy!!!!!

AIREK yep yep yep......i am waiting..... :winkwink:

Ok guess I have to answer some more to keep this thing alive :winkwink:

10. Why is windex perferable to soap when cleaning an escort?

A former co-worker of mine back in Montreal, Billy, was kind of a shy guy. He really liked to order escorts though, since then he didn't have to try and go pickup in person. One day he was complaining he wanted to get one, but only wanted to pay half so I told him get one and we'll both fuck her.

He got one, but he was too shy to do anything in front of me. I had no such qualms. Anyhow, when I was ready to cum, she was blowing him so I pulled out and came all over her back.

She asked if I could clean it up, so I looked around and saw a roll of paper towels and a bottle of windex - we were in the office after all. I started spraying her with Windex and cleaned it off.

You had to be there, but it was hilarious. The girl even found it funny, only poor ol' Billy was left in disbelief :pimp

Nice interview so far :)

hahahahahah

Here's a quick one :upsidedow

11. How much did you pay Sleazy to ambush you? We all know he's biased to AFF.

I bribed him with what we bribe anyone we do business with: Costa Rican whores...err, I mean beautiful women. :pimp

12. How many times have you bought boxes of rocks thinking they were laptops?

Ha! I think it's only happened twice, but they never actually contained rocks :winkwink:

Once there was a guy supposedly selling "hot" laptops from a parking lot, so I went with him to try it out but we couldnt find an outlet. In the end, his story sounded pretty good (friend works at FutureShop, stole some off the shipment) so the allure of a $200 laptop (he wanted 400-500 but I offered 200) was too good to pass up. When I got upstairs and unwrapped the layers of ceran wrap form th ebox, it was stuffed with ripped newspaper - heavy like a laptop though :disgust

I couldn't find that guy anywhere around after that.

The second time, a guy actually had us drive to (supposedly) his apartment complex. I went in with him, and he said he'd go up and get it. He came back down and said his uncle won't let him take it without seeing cash first; now he wanted the full amount but I refused, so he went back up empty-handed. He came back down saying how about $100, I countered with $40. He went back up and vanished. I stormed the halls of that building but never found him :Oh crap

Gotta head out, so last one for now until later. Don't let it die whilst I'm away - or else :mad: :winkwink:

13. Is it true you'll fuck anyone or anything so long as they buy you drinks?

Well, I have no interest in having sexual relations with any men. Contrary to some of the stories you might find out in this thread, I am purely Heterosexual. No matter HOW much alcohol they're offering :1orglaugh

Now I can think of one incident that's a great example for this question.

There was a bar we usually hugn out at on Wednesdays and one night, really drunk, a less-than-attractive women wantedto go home with me but I wasn't going for it. She offered to pay my bar tab if we left right away, so I gave in and said hell yeah! She was ok sexually, but still not very attractive.

The following week, at the same bar, she spotted me again and wanted to leave with me that night again. I told her I wasn't really interested, so she offered to pay my bar tab again (not even started at this point) as long as at the end of the night I left with her.

Well as Jeff can attest, my bar tabs can get quite large LOL. She happily paid it though, so I held up my end of the bargain. Saw her occasionally there after that but didn't repeat the process.

Note: It was clear to her from the start it was only for some sex, no relationship type things. So don't go calling me a prick for "leading on women" - I never lead them anywhere :1orglaugh :pimp

You all let this die while I was gone :mad:

14. How often do you drink all night and not have enough money to pay your bar tab?

Hasn't really happened anytime in recent years that I can remember....although I suppose if it did I would just have to wait for some girl to pay it for me like in question #13 :pimp :1orglaugh

ok, that jacuzzi thing is just sick, what were you thinking...

:thumbsup

15. Were you involved in the planet 411 venture capital stock scandel?

I only wish I were - those guys made a KILLING.

Unfortunately at the time, that was my first internet job and I was only data entry. By the time I started advancing to programming, the company went bankrupt due to the "scam".

In brief, there were about 12 owners, who ran a company with 40 or so employees, never actually launching a real finished product. However they had huge hype and investment behind the project; they even had billboards for their "canadian portal" website on buses and in the metro.

Well once the IPO completed and stocks flew up to about $8, they all sold out - all became rich. Every employee had numerous stock options as well, which would have been worth quite a bit, but there was on catch: they could only be exercised after a certain date.

By that date, they had fallen completely off the charts and the shares weren't even worth a fraction of a cent :disgust

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I remember that one......or actually, you have so many in that toilet that it could be another one
:1orglaugh

LOL

the famous patch is next
16. Talk about your 'patch'.

16. Talk about your 'patch'.

Well, the patch is actually no more - may it R.I.P

It was simply a patch of hair on my lower back, that gained itself an obvious nickname at the Wisol office :upsidedow

Not much more ot say on this one I don't think....

Maybe we should think about Mexico :winkwink:

Good morning folks - let's get this thing rolling again!

17. Discuss Wisol.com

Well this could be a very long story, as it did span a good 3+ years of my life :) I'll try and sum it up briefly though.

I originally got hired by Wisol.com (Worldwide Internet Solutions) as a Junior PHP programmer. At the time, the company was focusing on hosting, IwantU, CashRing, numerous other projects as well as offering design/programming services to clients. Things went very well, and I learnt a LOT and gained a LOT of experience there especially in the first year and a half. I have to thank Michael for that. I moved my way up through different positions like programmer, tech-support and sysadmin (usually doing all three at once). I also touched on probably every other position there at one time or another, excluding graphic design.

Eventually, the decision was made to put some focus on only IwantU/CashRing and the hosting side of things and drop the other projects and services for clients. I think this was an extremely good idea. Further down the road, we got to a point where a huge decision was made: to split IwantU/CashRing away from the Hosting side of the business and move its management/development to Costa Rica. I was one of the four "Pioneers" who came, along with Rosalia Lara, Michael and his wife.

Over two years now here, and in hindsight it was a great move. Wisol still hosts us and supports us technically, but IwantU is advancing much quicker than if we had stayed in Montreal.

On a comical note, I once lived in the Wisol office for close to a year and a half. Another co-worker and I got screwed in renting an apartment, so what turned into a joke "why not stay in the office so you're not late" turned into something real. We even kicked Michael out of his office to make a lounge, and had a shower in the closet :1orglaugh

Keith - one of the first cats I met in this business. Still one of the coolest. Can't wait for Vegas. Rock on, brother!

man, your team is owning on you!

:1orglaugh