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Vitasoy 12-21-2005 11:21 AM

I'll be keeping an eye on this one :)

Varius 12-21-2005 11:26 AM

18. Discuss the time you were at a porn party and had 'technical difficulties'. I understand there are pics.....

For some pics, you'd better ask Dugmor - he'd be the one to find any :winkwink:

Having "technical difficulties" in my case was only ever due to too much alcohol. I haven't ever tried any chemical methods that may have helped when drunk though. When I'm not wasted, my equipment functions just fine - hell, better than fine - :)

Now the above reminds me of two situations, but I'll save the better story for one of the questions coming up later....so stay tuned. It's a lot more interesting than this answer :1orglaugh

The other time that comes to mind was an after-party shoot/gangbang type party, with Dugmor and some of his crew and some other peoples from Montreal. I was wrecked, and just wasn't getting it hard no matter how I tried: classic liquour dick.

Varius 12-21-2005 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mcmjm
Keith - one of the first cats I met in this business. Still one of the coolest. Can't wait for Vegas. Rock on, brother!

Good thing you have a sig, or I wouldn't have recognized that this is your handle on GFY and been quite confused :1orglaugh

Montreal last time was a blast partying with you, should be a lot of opportunities for more of that in 2006 :thumbsup

See you in Vegas - Costa Rica (?) - Phoenix :pimp

Ramos 12-21-2005 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius
Ok guess I have to answer some more to keep this thing alive :winkwink:

10. Why is windex perferable to soap when cleaning an escort?

A former co-worker of mine back in Montreal, Billy, was kind of a shy guy. He really liked to order escorts though, since then he didn't have to try and go pickup in person. One day he was complaining he wanted to get one, but only wanted to pay half so I told him get one and we'll both fuck her.

He got one, but he was too shy to do anything in front of me. I had no such qualms. Anyhow, when I was ready to cum, she was blowing him so I pulled out and came all over her back.

She asked if I could clean it up, so I looked around and saw a roll of paper towels and a bottle of windex - we were in the office after all. I started spraying her with Windex and cleaned it off.

You had to be there, but it was hilarious. The girl even found it funny, only poor ol' Billy was left in disbelief :pimp

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That is some funny shite

Varius 12-21-2005 11:40 AM

Ok one more before I head out to lunch.

19. Why did you fail out of computer science at college?

The first semester, I breezed through learning QBasic and Logic, etc...and that was fine. By the time my second semester came around, they started teaching languages like COBOL and VB, which I had absolutely ZERO interest in learning.

I pretty much never bothered showing up to those classes anymore, and onyl went to the ones like Gym and Psychology. I completely skipped my final exams.

Thus, not surpringly, they kicked me out. I wrote the Dean of the dept. a letter saying I was working too much (not true) and had issues that's why I couldn't make classes, so they let me back in for a third semester.

Again, I only attended the "fun" classes or classes filled with girls. It was a good school for picking up women :winkwink:

I do remember one key sentence a teacher said though, that made me instantly decide to drop out. When they were teacing languages 50 years old, I asked him what he wanted us to become with this knowledge. He said "you can work for big banks or people using old systems". I knew then and ther it wasn't for me - and looks like my choice paid off pretty well :pimp

IWantU_Jeff 12-21-2005 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramos
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That is some funny shite

THe other dude Billy was traumatized for weeks. All he kept saying whenever it came up. "But he cleaned her with windex" Shit was too funny.

SAM SIYC 12-21-2005 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IWantU_Jeff
THe other dude Billy was traumatized for weeks. All he kept saying whenever it came up. "But he cleaned her with windex" Shit was too funny.

why......what's wrong.....windex's not good for your skin?it smells good!!!

not that i use it :eek7 :uhoh

IWantU_Jeff 12-21-2005 01:58 PM

So keith how many more stories are you going to add at the CostaRica bash in Feb? ;p
lol

Varius 12-21-2005 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IWantU_Jeff
So keith how many more stories are you going to add at the CostaRica bash in Feb? ;p
lol

Who knows...but I'm tamer now than in my wild younger days haha :error

Varius 12-21-2005 02:07 PM

20. Why did you move from Montreal to Costa Rica?

Montreal was starting to get a bit stale for me, so I figured why not change scenes and give Costa Rica a shot. Not having to pay taxes helped in the decision too :winkwink:

However, I can see myself at sometime in the future being ready to try another place to live. I can't stay in one place for too long, it gets boring. Scotland, Japan and Australia are on tops of list for places to visit / potentially live in.

IWantU_Jeff 12-21-2005 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius
20. Why did you move from Montreal to Costa Rica?

Montreal was starting to get a bit stale for me, so I figured why not change scenes and give Costa Rica a shot. Not having to pay taxes helped in the decision too :winkwink:

However, I can see myself at sometime in the future being ready to try another place to live. I can't stay in one place for too long, it gets boring. Scotland, Japan and Australia are on tops of list for places to visit / potentially live in.

stale? that just hurts :(

Why those places tho....

seeric 12-21-2005 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IWantU_Jeff
So keith how many more stories are you going to add at the CostaRica bash in Feb? ;p
lol


hopefully nothing too embarassing becasue chances are i will be hanging out in the general vicinity quite a bit

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Varius 12-21-2005 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IWantU_Jeff
stale? that just hurts :(

Why those places tho....

Ha it's all your fault! It started becoming stale when you didn't come out with us much anymore :1orglaugh

Those places just seem cool to me to try.....Scotland because I love their accent :pimp

IWantU_Jeff 12-21-2005 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
hopefully nothing too embarassing becasue chances are i will be hanging out in the general vicinity quite a bit

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

wow so your into the "sex with jacuzzi fetish" too hunh? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Its always a great time!!! Im sure you wont have anything to worry about. Except his dancing!! LOL Hes got some CRAZY MOVES! :warning :Oh crap :1orglaugh

IWantU_Jeff 12-21-2005 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius
Ha it's all your fault! It started becoming stale when you didn't come out with us much anymore :1orglaugh

Those places just seem cool to me to try.....Scotland because I love their accent :pimp

Yeah my bad, NO ONE goes out now anymore, but allot of the places just arent the same. Vertico will always be the comparison.. & well you can never forget Cheers!! LOL

Yeah Scot's accents are cool, hell most chics with accents usually work for mou! :winkwink:

Varius 12-21-2005 02:47 PM

21. How did IwantU start?

Way back in 1996, Michael came up with the idea of launching a dating site that specifically caters to the adult audience.

Fascinated by the idea, Michael started programming IwantU.com from within the four walls of his apartment not expecting such an overwhelming success. Once the demand grew greater than his ability, he hired 2 of his long time friends to help him out with the programming and customer support. (Mo and Anya, both having parted ways a few years back)

He then created Wisol to host and run IwantU and also get into the hosting market.

Very shortly around the time he started IwantU, was when I met and became friends with Michael. I never expected (nor did he) that we would ever work together, nor that we would still be working together and where we are today :thumbsup

myjah 12-21-2005 02:56 PM

This is my all time favorite Ambush Interview!!! I have laughed all the way thru it! Varius is just so great, you never know what he'll say or do next. :)

Varius 12-21-2005 03:28 PM

22. Why did you abandon your friends after 350 shots?

Au contraire, some abandoned me :upsidedow

This story goes as follows: Peel Pub in Montreal has $1 shot night on Thursdays, which was a few blocks from our office. We had just sold a used pc to someone for a few hundred bucks cash and decided to go there to blow the money.

Five of us went, and with our $400 ended up ordering about 350 shots (and $50 tip). They would only bring 100 at a time though, we did take a pic of our table full of those shots on it. If I'm not mistaken, we arranged them into shapes too like a "69" and I think our logo.

Well some got given aaway to girls, but we drank the majority of them. There were 30 different types available for $1 so we had a huge mix of colors. I think Michael, Jeff and myself had close to 70 each, with the others having maybe 50-60. By far the hardest one was the Bad Habits (vodka/peach schnapps) as they are only alcohol.

Two of the other guys who drank the least took off, while we continued I think with some Long Island pitchers :pimp

Varius 12-21-2005 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by myjah
This is my all time favorite Ambush Interview!!! I have laughed all the way thru it! Varius is just so great, you never know what he'll say or do next. :)

Gracias, I'm glad you are enjoying it. Hopefully others are as well :winkwink:

Pete-KT 12-21-2005 03:40 PM

Very nice ambush so far

Pete-KT 12-21-2005 03:40 PM

100?????

Varius 12-21-2005 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete-KT
100?????

Yup, you nailed it! :thumbsup

Varius 12-21-2005 04:11 PM

23. Kid Cock? discuss

This was my comical "Porn Name" :upsidedow

This one all goes back to Jeff and I working at Planet411. Now at the time, he did web design on soem adult sites and found out that Carol Cox (WRP) was having an open gangbang party, I believe it was named "Seductive Shell's Cum Bath vol.1". He told me let's go check it out, so I said sure why not!

Well I got to their studio the following day, and Jeff was nowhere to be found. I called him and he was laughing, in a way to say "hahaha I was joking, you actually WENT!?"

Well, it was a lot different than I imagined. There was no lineup of guys against a wall waiting for their turn to go cum on the girl. Everyone was extremely friendly and down to earth.

I was a bit shy back then, so did drink a lot there. Can't say it was my best performance, but I did manage to perform. It was a blast, and I had gone back several times since (one on one shows, and other big gangbang type evnts/parties). I needed a porn name though, and since one fo the shows the only cd they had playing over and over was Kid Rock, someone jokingly suggested Kid Cock (also cuz of my young age). It stuck :pimp

That is where I met some people like Easton, Dugmor, Carol and Danny Cox, Seska/James, Eve and many many others! Good times, good times :)

lulu36 12-21-2005 05:15 PM

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Good interview so far!!


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Varius 12-21-2005 05:44 PM

24. What was it like to be held up at gunpoint? discuss

Angry. That's what I felt above all else.

It was in my first week that I moved here to Costa Rica, and I was walking home from the office to my apt (like a 3-5 min walk). As I was almost at my house, a car screeched up and out jumped two guys with guns to either side of my head. They wanted the laptop.

These guys were scrawny colombians I would have loved to beat the hell out of them both, but I couldn't risk it since Colombians don't usually give a fuck about killing people and probably weren't bluffing. I gave up my laptop and was angry for awhile, but then I cooled off. I can't help but think though, that they might not have even had bullets, as lots of people here seem to mug others with empty guns.

Can't take the chance though I guess.

Varius 12-21-2005 06:05 PM

25. Do you usually pass out in the parking lot after office parties?

Really depends how good the party was! :1orglaugh

I think the time you are referring to though, was after one fo our Wisol office parties. As usual (sense a pattern yet folks?), we all got pretty wasted. I think Mike and I were going out someplace afterwards, so his car was parked in the lot a block or so away.

While waiting for him to pull out of the parking lot, I apparently just lied down in the middle of the path out of the lot. Well, there's never a bad time for a nap I guess :winkwink:

This year, I didn't get very drunk at all at our office party - cuz I can still remember the night clearly. :disgust

Varius 12-21-2005 06:45 PM

More answers to come! Have to head out but I'll get few more in tonight to start wrapping this thing up :winkwink:

Jennyfer 12-21-2005 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius
Having "technical difficulties" in my case was only ever due to too much alcohol. I haven't ever tried any chemical methods that may have helped when drunk though. When I'm not wasted, my equipment functions just fine - hell, better than fine - :)

Sure, sure - excuses excuses!

No, I have to admit I know that his equipment works just fine (from experience!) :love2suck :1orglaugh

Spunky 12-21-2005 10:06 PM

Great questions and answers

Pete-KT 12-21-2005 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by IwantU_Jennyfer
Sure, sure - excuses excuses!

No, I have to admit I know that his equipment works just fine (from experience!) :love2suck :1orglaugh

oh really, you checkin the good out ha?

buddyjuf 12-21-2005 10:18 PM

Varius is a cool cat! I hope I will see you again in Vegas this year yo!

Varius 12-21-2005 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf
Varius is a cool cat! I hope I will see you again in Vegas this year yo!

For sure, I'm there 4th - 11th :)

Varius 12-21-2005 10:45 PM

26. Where do you see yourself in 5 years, 10 years? Where do you see the industry?

Hrmm, tough question. I'm not one to think too much ahead, I prefer to think and act in the here and now.

In 5 years, I'll be 29 so I'll probably be starting to settle down more and perhaps even be married, who knows. I expect to be at the point where I am financially comfortable, owning my current home (my goal is to fully own it in 3 years actually).

In 10 years, I'll be 34 and who knows where I'll be. Another country, another continent, another planet? I'll still try to live my life young and have fun as I always have. Business-wise, I hope by then to be a lot more flexible, and truly "relax and work from the beach". Working only a few hours a day would be my goal then.

I think the industry will continue to grow and adapt quicker than almost any other. Sex is the oldest profession and product on earth and I don't see anything that will challenge that history. No matter what difficulties may arise (processing, no more rebills, US legislature, etc...) I'm confident if anyone would find ways around them, it would be us.

I can't wait until more of "Sci-Fi" fantasy stuff starts becoming reality and not fiction; usually, 80% of what's though to be science fiction comes true over the next 50 years or so. I just hope the world starts changing and becoming more exciting before I get too old to notice :upsidedow

ElvisManson 12-21-2005 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius
26. Where do you see yourself in 5 years, 10 years? Where do you see the industry?

I can't wait until more of "Sci-Fi" fantasy stuff starts becoming reality and not fiction; usually, 80% of what's though to be science fiction comes true over the next 50 years or so. I just hope the world starts changing and becoming more exciting before I get too old to notice :upsidedow

Heinlen was great for that.

Great Interview man!!!!!




:thumbsup

Mpegmaster 12-21-2005 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius
Gotta head out, so last one for now until later. Don't let it die whilst I'm away - or else :mad: :winkwink:

13. Is it true you'll fuck anyone or anything so long as they buy you drinks?

Well, I have no interest in having sexual relations with any men. Contrary to some of the stories you might find out in this thread, I am purely Heterosexual. No matter HOW much alcohol they're offering :1orglaugh

Now I can think of one incident that's a great example for this question.

There was a bar we usually hugn out at on Wednesdays and one night, really drunk, a less-than-attractive women wantedto go home with me but I wasn't going for it. She offered to pay my bar tab if we left right away, so I gave in and said hell yeah! She was ok sexually, but still not very attractive.

The following week, at the same bar, she spotted me again and wanted to leave with me that night again. I told her I wasn't really interested, so she offered to pay my bar tab again (not even started at this point) as long as at the end of the night I left with her.

Well as Jeff can attest, my bar tabs can get quite large LOL. She happily paid it though, so I held up my end of the bargain. Saw her occasionally there after that but didn't repeat the process.

Note: It was clear to her from the start it was only for some sex, no relationship type things. So don't go calling me a prick for "leading on women" - I never lead them anywhere :1orglaugh :pimp


LOL HMm........sounds like Costa rica in Feb is gonna be easyyyyy for the TWINKS! :winkwink:


TWINKS 4 LIFE :pimp :pimp

Mpegmaster 12-21-2005 11:50 PM

Hmmmmmm.........I have had a chat with Varius on ICQ a couple of times!

Basically about Costa Rica and the life there! A friendly guy :)


Question to Varius ??

Would you like to be a member of the TWINKS 4 LIFE gang ???
Current members include : Mpegmaster , Ramos.....Airek(Ragecash).......Juicy.....Nylz.... .Ross.......and many more.......

IWantU_Jeff 12-22-2005 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius
22. Why did you abandon your friends after 350 shots?

Au contraire, some abandoned me :upsidedow

This story goes as follows: Peel Pub in Montreal has $1 shot night on Thursdays, which was a few blocks from our office. We had just sold a used pc to someone for a few hundred bucks cash and decided to go there to blow the money.

Five of us went, and with our $400 ended up ordering about 350 shots (and $50 tip). They would only bring 100 at a time though, we did take a pic of our table full of those shots on it. If I'm not mistaken, we arranged them into shapes too like a "69" and I think our logo.

Well some got given aaway to girls, but we drank the majority of them. There were 30 different types available for $1 so we had a huge mix of colors. I think Michael, Jeff and myself had close to 70 each, with the others having maybe 50-60. By far the hardest one was the Bad Habits (vodka/peach schnapps) as they are only alcohol.

Two of the other guys who drank the least took off, while we continued I think with some Long Island pitchers :pimp

Dude Im still one of the only ones that drink those damn bad habits, I get Sam in on it sometimes though! :winkwink: But never as many as that night..damn & remember that frackin squeeky chair with the dude in the corner? lol

IWantU_Jeff 12-22-2005 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius
25. Do you usually pass out in the parking lot after office parties?

Really depends how good the party was! :1orglaugh

I think the time you are referring to though, was after one fo our Wisol office parties. As usual (sense a pattern yet folks?), we all got pretty wasted. I think Mike and I were going out someplace afterwards, so his car was parked in the lot a block or so away.

While waiting for him to pull out of the parking lot, I apparently just lied down in the middle of the path out of the lot. Well, there's never a bad time for a nap I guess :winkwink:

This year, I didn't get very drunk at all at our office party - cuz I can still remember the night clearly. :disgust

I can assure people that this is only ONE of the pffttt.. lord knows how many times we've found this guy, heard about this guy or hell LOST HIM while we had chicks waiting, that hes passed out in the middle of the street. Thanks for both chicks that one time though, the passing out came in handy dude! :thumbsup :1orglaugh (all he had to do was walk a few yards to their car) he missed kept walking & woke up on a bench about 10 blocks away, his roomates were callin me all frackin morning, his mom, that was a funny night too. SYRACUSE WHAT!! lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Varius 12-22-2005 11:58 AM

All right, let's get this thing wrapped up today!

27. Who do you look up to in the online adult industry? Down on?

UP: Anyone who is innovative, creative and/or gets the job done. People who are direct, honest and know what they are doing. People who do what they say they are going to do.

DOWN: People who think only short-term in a business sense, people who try and cover up their lack of abilities with "marketing spiel", people who try to live on past successes or a past reputation while doing nothing of note in recent times, board/sig whores, people trying to stop change and progression.

Varius 12-22-2005 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mpegmaster
Hmmmmmm.........I have had a chat with Varius on ICQ a couple of times!

Basically about Costa Rica and the life there! A friendly guy :)


Question to Varius ??

Would you like to be a member of the TWINKS 4 LIFE gang ???
Current members include : Mpegmaster , Ramos.....Airek(Ragecash).......Juicy.....Nylz.... .Ross.......and many more.......

While I'm honored to be invited to join such an illustrious roster, I simply must decline. I'm just not metrosexual enough :1orglaugh


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