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12-17-2005, 02:59 PM
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Talk about a brainfart!!!
So I'm getting ready for a Christmas party and I'm brushing my teeth. I reach for the Listerine to gargle so I grab a bottle with blue liquid. I'm not looking directly at it...I just see blue liquid in a blue bottle out of the corner of my eye so I grab it.
I unscrew the cap and take a big chug of it....IT'S FUCKING WINDEX!!! It's one of those refill bottles of Windex. Apparently my girl just cleaned that bathroom and left it on the counter. I noticed immediately that something was wrong and spit it out. Talk about fucking gross!!! Ever have a brainfart like that before? That was stupid. 
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12-17-2005, 03:00 PM
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12-17-2005, 03:01 PM
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but you should have a nice streak-free smile now, lol
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12-17-2005, 03:05 PM
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After sleeping only 3 hours and running late to a meeting, I once sprayed cologne instead of hair spray. It was one of those moments where you just grab the bottle and go about your routine.
I since switched to gel.
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12-17-2005, 03:07 PM
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I once put Nair in my hair instead of gel...
I looked like a leukemia patient for a day... until I shaved the scalp and let it all grow back |
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12-17-2005, 03:11 PM
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No. Only stupid dumbasses and bullshitters like you do that. I don't believe your lame ass story, but what I do believe, is that you're a fucking idiot.
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12-17-2005, 03:12 PM
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Oh, another one about a month ago. I was in a steakhouse and had to take a leak. So I go about my business. Comes time to wash my hands, I see two bathroom sinks and one that has a huge pump bottle next to it. I'm thinking that it's one of those industrial size liquid soap bottles and paid little attention to all the cups sitting besides the bottle. So I start pumping to realize that it's some fucking mouthwash.
I had minty fresh hands untill I found the soap.
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Face it, you got owned. Either move on and deal with it or go to therapy...but please, one or the other.
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12-17-2005, 06:59 PM
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Heh, nice story! :D
Let's see, most recent brain fart: I poured a little transmission fluid into my crankcase ...
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- that's funny because a good friend of mine just bought a new BMW 325i and was all bragging about it. He was so proud. He went to top off the transmission fluid and poured it into his crankcase as well! He had to get the car towed to the dealership and thank GOD it was still under warranty. It still cost him $800 and I fuck with him about it to this day!
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Imac under the arms instead of Deodorant - and going to the Dr the next day because all the hair under your arms is falling out.
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