Talk about a brainfart!!!
 

So I'm getting ready for a Christmas party and I'm brushing my teeth. I reach for the Listerine to gargle so I grab a bottle with blue liquid. I'm not looking directly at it...I just see blue liquid in a blue bottle out of the corner of my eye so I grab it.

I unscrew the cap and take a big chug of it....IT'S FUCKING WINDEX!!! It's one of those refill bottles of Windex. Apparently my girl just cleaned that bathroom and left it on the counter. I noticed immediately that something was wrong and spit it out. Talk about fucking gross!!!

Ever have a brainfart like that before? That was stupid. :upsidedow

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

but you should have a nice streak-free smile now, lol:thumbsup:

After sleeping only 3 hours and running late to a meeting, I once sprayed cologne instead of hair spray. It was one of those moments where you just grab the bottle and go about your routine.

I since switched to gel.

Like out of a bad movie :thumbsup

I once put Nair in my hair instead of gel...

I looked like a leukemia patient for a day... until I shaved the scalp and let it all grow back

No. Only stupid dumbasses and bullshitters like you do that. I don't believe your lame ass story, but what I do believe, is that you're a fucking idiot.

Oh, another one about a month ago. I was in a steakhouse and had to take a leak. So I go about my business. Comes time to wash my hands, I see two bathroom sinks and one that has a huge pump bottle next to it. I'm thinking that it's one of those industrial size liquid soap bottles and paid little attention to all the cups sitting besides the bottle. So I start pumping to realize that it's some fucking mouthwash.

I had minty fresh hands untill I found the soap.

Are you still mad that I didn't accept your apology, wittle boy? I'm sorry if I hurt your feewings and didn't jump all over your lame ass apology.

Face it, you got owned. Either move on and deal with it or go to therapy...but please, one or the other.

Heh, nice story! :D

Let's see, most recent brain fart: I poured a little transmission fluid into my crankcase ...

Ok ... Sleazy stalker, then Rob, who's next ?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh - that's funny because a good friend of mine just bought a new BMW 325i and was all bragging about it. He was so proud. He went to top off the transmission fluid and poured it into his crankcase as well! He had to get the car towed to the dealership and thank GOD it was still under warranty. It still cost him $800 and I fuck with him about it to this day! :1orglaugh

Imac under the arms instead of Deodorant - and going to the Dr the next day because all the hair under your arms is falling out.





Then admiting your a nurse.

Somebody will call that post bullshit really really soon

Yeah, he's hiding in the bushes outside my cyber-house. :1orglaugh

I hope he does because I will give him my buddy's phone number AND the BMW dealership's number that had to flush out his engine. Once again, he would get owned. But that's nothing new to him and he's probably used to it by now. Hell, he can't live life without being owned at least 2-3 times a week. :helpme