So I'm getting ready for a Christmas party and I'm brushing my teeth. I reach for the Listerine to gargle so I grab a bottle with blue liquid. I'm not looking directly at it...I just see blue liquid in a blue bottle out of the corner of my eye so I grab it.
I unscrew the cap and take a big chug of it....IT'S FUCKING WINDEX!!! It's one of those refill bottles of Windex. Apparently my girl just cleaned that bathroom and left it on the counter. I noticed immediately that something was wrong and spit it out. Talk about fucking gross!!!
Ever have a brainfart like that before? That was stupid.
