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2HousePlague · 12-17-2005, 01:08 PM

A year ago, I compared this Industry to an Island. Though the traffic to our port was vigorous, it concerned me that we were separate. During 2005, all of us fought our asses off to stay as connected and as integral to happy, healthy human sexuality as we all know porn to be.

When I started profitLAB in April, I made it my mission to seek out business opportunities that would also succeed in lessening our distance from the mainland. I had mixed results. I discovered that people were more reluctant to let go of arbitrary lines than I would have expected. One intelligence, to call it that, which I discovered had no such biases or prejudices was the Google Spider. I never considered myself an SEO - I still don't. But, I conducted some experiments with blogs that seem to have achieved what I hoped -- create a sustainable bridge of traffic between Adult and the Mainstream. Here, for the benefit of the industry, is a formula all of you can use. I hope you will...more

2hp

pornguy · 12-17-2005, 01:20 PM

I wish that I had time to read all of it, But I am swamped. Do you have a cliff notes version somewhere?

2HousePlague · 12-17-2005, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

I wish that I had time to read all of it, But I am swamped. Do you have a cliff notes version somewhere?

No. Find the time. It's important.

2hp

SleazyDream · 12-17-2005, 01:27 PM

why do some stupid people seem to think there is a division between adult and everything else?

an us against them mentality

i have done business within adult with drug companies, cigerette companies, search engines, travel agencies, credit card companies, banks, shipping, furnature, and many others .............

i don't see any division?

i think this is all in someone's mind and nothing else.

pornguy · 12-17-2005, 01:31 PM

I know I know. I have ordered more house for my day, but no one deliveres them. I think they are being stolen by the fedex guy.

2HousePlague · 12-17-2005, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

why do some stupid people seem to think there is a division between adult and everything else?

an us against them mentality

i have done business within adult with drug companies, cigerette companies, search engines, travel agencies, credit card companies, banks, shipping, furnature, and many others .............

i don't see any division?

i think this is all in someone's mind and nothing else.

I do. DIVISION.

2hp

KrisW · 12-17-2005, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

i think this is all in someone's mind and nothing else.

Agree.
He is just trying to create a sickness, he can sell the cure to

Rhesus · 12-17-2005, 01:46 PM

You shouldn't talk so much.

2HousePlague · 12-17-2005, 01:53 PM

I have been rather restrained, having made no specific endictments. It needn't be so. This is but a generous gesture at a generous time of year. Let us all observe who is threatened and wonder why --

2hp

Rhesus · 12-17-2005, 01:55 PM

This is incredible. You sound like a prime example of someone who covers his lack of knowledge, insight and skills with a blanket of sales and marketing talk. I'm sorry to say, but you sound like a nitwit.

The things you describe in your blog are so basic that a 4 year old could come up with them. You have nothing to do with innovation.

2HousePlague · 12-17-2005, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhesus

This is incredible. You sound like a prime example of someone who covers his lack of knowledge, insight and skills with a blanket of sales and marketing talk. I'm sorry to say, but you sound like a nitwit.

The things you describe in your blog are so basic that a 4 year old could come up with them. You have nothing to do with innovation.

-- and merry christmas to you, too, sir.

2hp

MandyBlake · 12-17-2005, 02:10 PM

i like the pic!

KrisW · 12-17-2005, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhesus

This is incredible. You sound like a prime example of someone who covers his lack of knowledge, insight and skills with a blanket of sales and marketing talk. I'm sorry to say, but you sound like a nitwit.

The things you describe in your blog are so basic that a 4 year old could come up with them. You have nothing to do with innovation.

I could not have put it better myself

Halcyon · 12-17-2005, 02:37 PM

Thanks 2HP! I look forward to the read.

2HousePlague · 12-17-2005, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon

Thanks 2HP! I look forward to the read.

Nothing special. Just some 4-year old level basics that were plainly evident to all. Merry Christmas, brother -- bring some pink ale with you to Vegas --

2hp

Basic_man · 12-17-2005, 03:02 PM

I love your way of thinking. And nice pic too

SilentKnight · 12-17-2005, 03:27 PM

Reads like something I'd expect from an 'ologist' ... someone who learned a few marketing theories and 'strategic' hypotheticals in college.

Seems rather ironic to be attempting to sell these theories to the same people who basically wrote the book on internet marketing and sales. Classic case of preaching to the choir.

Nothing new here. Move along folks.

2HousePlague · 12-17-2005, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basic_man

I love your way of thinking. And nice pic too

Thanks, man -

I gave WiredGuy a peek at this in LA. I'm not tryin' to be "the man" or any such bullshit as that. I really just want to help. I don't see how anybody who is interested in advancing the interests of the industry could be upset. If the trolls are right, and there's nothing here -- then those who would rather things NOT change have nothing to worry about. Right? I am happy to humbly answer any questions you may have about Spectrumming.

And SilentKnight, ain't nothin' "for sale" here bro -- shit's FREE -- why don't you move the fuck along --

2hp

SilentKnight · 12-17-2005, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

And SilentKnight, ain't nothin' "for sale" here bro -- shit's FREE -- why don't you move the fuck along --

2hp

Free - I stand corrected.

Good thing its free, too.

2HousePlague · 12-17-2005, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Free - I stand corrected.

Good thing its free, too.

Wouldn't a simple "sig placement" have sufficed in the first place --

2hp

Doctor Dre · 12-17-2005, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

why do some stupid people seem to think there is a division between adult and everything else?

an us against them mentality

i have done business within adult with drug companies, cigerette companies, search engines, travel agencies, credit card companies, banks, shipping, furnature, and many others .............

i don't see any division?

i think this is all in someone's mind and nothing else.

Lots of mainstream guys don't wanna know too much about adult ... but lots of them do too, they see the $ opportunity

spacedog · 12-17-2005, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

I do. DIVISION.

2hp

Google never has ever gotten their shit right.
http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?q...&sr ch_type=0

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-17-2005, 06:21 PM

Thanks for the info 2HP...

Quote:

Three Quotes:

"In order to follow the path of knowledge, one has to be very imaginative. On the path of knowledge, nothing is as clear as we'd like it to be".

"One of the key reasons that things are not clear on the path of knowledge is that we are relying too much upon reason. We think everything must add up in some Newtonian understanding of the universe. But, we now know things that Newton never knew and one of the things we know is that we cannot ever really know everything. Life is far more mysterious and our lives are governed by forces beyond even our imagination".

"To be angry at people means that one considers their acts to be important. It is imperative to cease to feel that way. The acts of men cannot be important enough to offset our only viable alternative: our unchangeable encounter with infinity".

- Carlos Castaneda

ADG Webmaster

2HousePlague · 12-17-2005, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog

Google never has ever gotten their shit right.
http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?q...&sr ch_type=0

I'm clicking my heels together too!

PROFITLABINC.COM
# Google Page Rank for this page: Google PR 4
# Blogrolling.com has found 0 blogrolls that contain this link.
# Google has found 12 links to this site.
# Yahoo! has found 170 links to this site.
# MSN Search has found 2,589 links to this site.

2hp

2HousePlague · 12-17-2005, 06:42 PM

2hp

2HousePlague · 12-17-2005, 06:48 PM

Enjoy a chill tune...

2hp

Tala · 12-17-2005, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

2hp

THAT'S a nice picture.

Just_Dave · 12-17-2005, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

2hp

thats a sick pic

2HousePlague · 12-17-2005, 07:03 PM

CLICK IF YOU LOVE ST. NICK!

2hp

OzMan · 12-17-2005, 07:15 PM

I prefer the fountain pics of the nubile girls attempting to suppress/encourage the faux ejaculate but I will give the bridge stuff a read.

2HousePlague · 12-17-2005, 07:15 PM

My wife and I are still without arrangements for Las Vegas. I waited till the last minute, like an idiot, and now they're all booked up. I've been inexcusably distracted by these Spider-related things.

I'll spend 3 hours on the subject of TrustRank with whomever puts us up --

And I don't mean pay, just the reservation would be very nice.

2hp

2HousePlague · 12-17-2005, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

My wife and I are still without arrangements for Las Vegas. I waited till the last minute, like an idiot, and now they're all booked up. I've been inexcusably distracted by these Spider-related things.

I'll spend 3 hours on the subject of TrustRank with whomever puts us up --

And I don't mean pay, just the reservation would be very nice.

2hp

I really do need a room if anybody can help me out --

TRIP

2hp

2HousePlague · 12-17-2005, 08:10 PM

NOW THIS HERE IMAGE SEARCH SHIT
is a whole other ball of wax.

That one cracks me up --

2hp

2HousePlague · 12-17-2005, 08:16 PM

Well, I'm going to bump this thread pretty much continuously, each time not just bumping but adding something to the initial objective of the thread. Y'all can silently read or somebody, anybody (all are welcome) could engage me in conversation. Believe it or not, it's really kinda boring when you kill all your own threads for always applying the period.

2hp

gentmaster · 12-17-2005, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Reads like something I'd expect from an 'ologist' ... someone who learned a few marketing theories and 'strategic' hypotheticals in college.

Seems rather ironic to be attempting to sell these theories to the same people who basically wrote the book on internet marketing and sales. Classic case of preaching to the choir.

Nothing new here. Move along folks.

I thought his analysis touched upon a few things things that proved insighful.

Regarding "hypotheticals", please remind yourself never to apply for an MBA graduate course where they study things like scientific approaches to business management, time and motion studies, organizational behaviour, etc. etc.

You really can't be this stupid? Is anybody?

gentmaster · 12-17-2005, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

why do some stupid people seem to think there is a division between adult and everything else?

an us against them mentality

i have done business within adult with drug companies, cigerette companies, search engines, travel agencies, credit card companies, banks, shipping, furnature, and many others .............

i don't see any division?

i think this is all in someone's mind and nothing else.

Let me guess, this work you where doing was strictly sales person stuff right?

Vitasoy · 12-17-2005, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

2hp

Simply beautiful... I love it!

Marshal · 12-17-2005, 09:18 PM

merry christmas! that all!

2HousePlague · 12-17-2005, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nettrust

merry christmas! that all!

Nah, I got some more stuff coming out. But, I forget, have you been naughty or nice --

-- ?

2hp

2HousePlague · 12-17-2005, 09:50 PM

Those interested in how the Image Search work ties into the site PR and (much more important) the influence on traffic flow, should take a look here, here and here.

2hp

2HousePlague · 12-17-2005, 11:09 PM

WORDPRESS TIP

There are some shitty plug-ins floating around out there right now, and they're breaking blogs. Typical are error strings like this:

?Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by??

and

"Only variables can be passed by reference in..."

To make matters worse, some other people are trying to get you to install a whole nother (certainly questionable) plug-in as a fix. There is absolutely NO NEED. So, I wouldn't. The fix is very simple and takes just 2 minutes:

Quote:

This is a weird one. Today, I added about 40 categories to one of my blogs (http://www.dehumanizer.com/wayofthemind/), which only had 2 of them before, and went through all the posts, changing their categories from "General" to the correct ones.

Afterwards, when going to a category page (like /wayofthemind/category/xxx, assuming xxx is a category), I got this in my error logs:

[Tue Aug 23 17:43:40 2005] [error] PHP Fatal error: Only variables can be passed by reference in /var/www/htdocs/wayofthemind/wp-includes/classes.php on line 629

I looked at that file, and after a few tests, found out that changing line 629 from:

$category = &get_category($this->get('cat'));

to something like:

$crom = $this->get('cat');
$category = &get_category($crom);

makes the error disappear, and the page is correctly displayed.

When googling for info about this problem, I found about 50 other WordPress blogs displaying the same error: google for
"Only variables can be passed by reference in" "classes.php on line 629"

(that's a single query), so I'm not the only one, at least..

Source: wordpress.org

2hp

2HousePlague · 12-17-2005, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OzMan

I prefer the fountain pics of the nubile girls attempting to suppress/encourage the faux ejaculate but I will give the bridge stuff a read.

I missed this razor-sharp interpretation before, old boy -- apologies, I should have bourne you aloft sooner than now --

-- how are you? Vegas -- ? -- lol

2hp

pornguy · 12-17-2005, 11:16 PM

2HP. Hit me up on Monday to talk about some mainstream aff programs.

Theo The Theologian · 12-18-2005, 12:33 AM

Praise you Brother Domicile of Dual Virus. I don't see how any knowledge passed on for free is deemed bad. Keep up these posts Jack, they are extremely useful. I shall slaughter a goat in your honor.

xray · 12-18-2005, 12:37 AM

Seasons Greetings of Verranzo Narrows Bridge at NYC Holiday Time to you as well FDNY

xray · 12-18-2005, 12:39 AM

if still interested le dudley banks inquiry caffe
messsage me for for arrangement cash payment
exchange to you brooklyn bridge por favor monsieur

BradM · 12-18-2005, 12:52 AM

Jesus christ dude you need a hobby.

2HousePlague · 12-18-2005, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

Jesus christ dude you need a hobby.

lol -- tell me about it. what works for you?

2hp

emthree · 12-18-2005, 02:33 AM

oooooooooooooooooookayyyyyyyyyyy

Rhesus · 12-18-2005, 03:04 AM

May I also add that your site is so poorly designed that it took me about 10 minutes to find the actual 'content'?

12-17-2005, 01:08 PM	#1
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	As promised, THE BRIDGE - Merry XMAS - :) A year ago, I compared this Industry to an Island. Though the traffic to our port was vigorous, it concerned me that we were separate. During 2005, all of us fought our asses off to stay as connected and as integral to happy, healthy human sexuality as we all know porn to be. When I started profitLAB in April, I made it my mission to seek out business opportunities that would also succeed in lessening our distance from the mainland. I had mixed results. I discovered that people were more reluctant to let go of arbitrary lines than I would have expected. One intelligence, to call it that, which I discovered had no such biases or prejudices was the Google Spider. I never considered myself an SEO - I still don't. But, I conducted some experiments with blogs that seem to have achieved what I hoped -- create a sustainable bridge of traffic between Adult and the Mainstream. Here, for the benefit of the industry, is a formula all of you can use. I hope you will...more 2hp __________________ tada!

12-17-2005, 01:20 PM	#2
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12-17-2005, 01:53 PM	#9
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	I have been rather restrained, having made no specific endictments. It needn't be so. This is but a generous gesture at a generous time of year. Let us all observe who is threatened and wonder why -- 2hp __________________ tada!

12-17-2005, 01:46 PM	#8
Rhesus Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 2,009	You shouldn't talk so much.

12-17-2005, 01:55 PM	#10
Rhesus Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 2,009	This is incredible. You sound like a prime example of someone who covers his lack of knowledge, insight and skills with a blanket of sales and marketing talk. I'm sorry to say, but you sound like a nitwit. The things you describe in your blog are so basic that a 4 year old could come up with them. You have nothing to do with innovation.

12-17-2005, 02:10 PM	#12
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12-17-2005, 02:37 PM	#14
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12-17-2005, 03:02 PM	#16
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12-17-2005, 03:27 PM	#17
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Reads like something I'd expect from an 'ologist' ... someone who learned a few marketing theories and 'strategic' hypotheticals in college. Seems rather ironic to be attempting to sell these theories to the same people who basically wrote the book on internet marketing and sales. Classic case of preaching to the choir. Nothing new here. Move along folks.

12-17-2005, 06:42 PM	#25
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	2hp __________________ tada!

12-17-2005, 06:48 PM	#26
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	Enjoy a chill tune... 2hp __________________ tada!

12-17-2005, 07:03 PM	#29
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	CLICK IF YOU LOVE ST. NICK! 2hp __________________ tada!

12-17-2005, 07:15 PM	#30
OzMan Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Begas Posts: 9,162	I prefer the fountain pics of the nubile girls attempting to suppress/encourage the faux ejaculate but I will give the bridge stuff a read.

12-17-2005, 08:10 PM	#33
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	NOW THIS HERE IMAGE SEARCH SHIT is a whole other ball of wax. That one cracks me up -- 2hp __________________ tada!

12-17-2005, 08:16 PM	#34
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	Well, I'm going to bump this thread pretty much continuously, each time not just bumping but adding something to the initial objective of the thread. Y'all can silently read or somebody, anybody (all are welcome) could engage me in conversation. Believe it or not, it's really kinda boring when you kill all your own threads for always applying the period. 2hp __________________ tada!

12-17-2005, 09:18 PM	#38
Marshal Biz Dev and SEO Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 15,181	merry christmas! that all! __________________ --- Busy ranking websites on Google...

12-17-2005, 09:50 PM	#40
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	Those interested in how the Image Search work ties into the site PR and (much more important) the influence on traffic flow, should take a look here, here and here. 2hp __________________ tada!

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12-18-2005, 12:37 AM	#45
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12-18-2005, 03:04 AM	#50
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