There is a lump in my balls - GoFuckYourself.com

KingK7 · 12-16-2005, 09:47 PM

I just felt it now, while fondling myself in front of my laptop.
Sure hope its not cancer...

Could just be that I havent gotten laid in a while...

Harmon · 12-16-2005, 09:48 PM

Could be a hernia... do any heavy lifting? Don't freak dude

KingK7 · 12-16-2005, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Could be a hernia... do any heavy lifting? Don't freak dude

I am sure it's nothing, just felt a bit weird.
I am gonna go get it checked I think, better safe than sorry...

CamRabbit · 12-16-2005, 09:49 PM

Sounds like cancer.

Can i have your stereo?

Harmon · 12-16-2005, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by CamRabbit

Sounds like cancer.

Can i have your stereo?

No, but you can have his surfboard. You know how to use that like a pro-jock

KingK7 · 12-16-2005, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by CamRabbit

Sounds like cancer.

Can i have your stereo?

BoyAlley · 12-16-2005, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by KingK7

I am sure it's nothing, just felt a bit weird.
I am gonna go get it checked I think, better safe than sorry...

VERY smart move man!

I'm sure it's nothing too.

But testicular cancer is one of those things that if you catch it early it's not a big deal to get treated. Ignore it and you're dead.

Better safe than sorry (aka dead).

OneHungLo · 12-16-2005, 09:53 PM

Probably nothing, but best to have it checked out. I've had that before, turned out it was just an infection ( not an STD

)

FlogTheLog · 12-16-2005, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by KingK7

I just felt it now, while fondling myself in front of my laptop.
Sure hope its not cancer...

Could just be that I havent gotten laid in a while...

just wait about aweek to see if it goes away. might not be anything.. but dont stress out over it.. if you can still feel it after a week or so, go and see ya doc

CamRabbit · 12-16-2005, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

But testicular cancer is one of those things that if you catch it early it's not a big deal to get treated.

Yeah it's pretty easy actually. They just cut your balls off.

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 12-16-2005, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by CamRabbit

Yeah it's pretty easy actually. They just cut your balls off.

Listen to camrabbit! He knows what it is like to have his nuts ripped off and what life is like without any balls.

Since even that fruit loop thinks it is ?pretty easy? to have your nuts torn off, then hell, it should be cake for any normal man.

I bet it isn?t anything anyway. At least you have camrabbit to assure you that a nutless existence isn?t as bad as you might think it might be.

Hell, I bet it isn't anything anyway.

aflex · 12-16-2005, 10:15 PM

could be a cyst

CamRabbit · 12-16-2005, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!

Listen to camrabbit! He knows what it is like to have his nuts ripped off and what life is like without any balls.

Since even that fruit loop thinks it is ?pretty easy? to have your nuts torn off, then hell, it should be cake for any normal man.

I bet it isn?t anything anyway. At least you have camrabbit to assure you that a nutless existence isn?t as bad as you might think it might be.

Hell, I bet it isn't anything anyway.

Are you retarded?

Serious question.

BVF · 12-16-2005, 10:16 PM

I found one before...I went to have my nuts put on an ultrasound...Everything is A-ok

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 12-16-2005, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CamRabbit

Are you retarded?

Serious question.

Hey my nutless GFY poster! How is life without testicles? Do you sense any difference or were you pretty much a fag before your nuts were ripped off?

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 12-16-2005, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by CamRabbit

Are you retarded?

Serious question.

As a regular dude, I?m proud of your nutless existence! You should be proud as well. Not just because you inspire those men who want to be women, but because you go on and excel as a man who loves men, without balls. Most men (who love men) desire to have your state of mind, my nutless buddy.

The regular dudes salute you because you seem to keep the men (who love men) away! Thanks for all you do, and for being so proud you empty nutsack!

All of us regular men appreciate your effeminate existence.

I wish you a short life so your pain can end my friend!

Harmon · 12-16-2005, 10:33 PM

He's not worth it man. He is just a useless surfer.

tony286 · 12-16-2005, 10:33 PM

Go To A Doctor

Redrob · 12-16-2005, 10:39 PM

As a precaution, I have a 38DD nurse who is an expert at finding breast cancers come in once a month and inspect my balls just to be sure.

While she is at it, I have her check out the rest of the equipment as well. Stictly professional, I assure you.

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 12-16-2005, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

He's not worth it man. He is just a useless surfer.

But it is so much fun!

Rob · 12-16-2005, 11:09 PM

If it's on the top of your balls then its probably your dick.

Marshal · 12-16-2005, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by CamRabbit

Are you retarded?

Serious question.

No, you are the one who's retarted! This man might be really sick and you are making fun of it! You should be ashamed!

BAKO · 12-16-2005, 11:23 PM

CamFag is an Idiot doesnt everybody know by now

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 12-17-2005, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by XXX-BAKO

CamFag is an Idiot doesnt everybody know by now

CamFaggot?

d00t · 12-17-2005, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF

I found one before...I went to have my nuts put on an ultrasound...Everything is A-ok

same.. kinda strange having some dude playing with your balls ... it can be a bunch of things so dont stress. ;)

Violetta · 12-17-2005, 03:16 AM

get it checked!

Tricksy · 12-17-2005, 03:27 AM

go see the doctor ASAP.

jerzeemedia · 12-17-2005, 06:31 AM

Hmm....could just be part of your bod bro, but STILL go see a freakin doctor.. not an area to neglect at all if you value it one bit

Barefootsies · 12-17-2005, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by KingK7

I just felt it now, while fondling myself in front of my laptop.
Sure hope its not cancer...

Could just be that I havent gotten laid in a while...

It could be a hydocele. I had one. Simple operation. I would go to your dr's office, and have them do that ice cold gel on the nads thing (medical term slips my mind since I just woke up).. oh yeah, sonigram.. Anyways, you will get ice cold gel on the nads

.

Then if it's a hydocele, simple outpatient, a few weeks of bed rest, all betta.

adultchica · 12-17-2005, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamRabbit

Sounds like cancer.

Can i have your stereo?

And to King7
I hope that you are okay, get it checked out. My dad had a hernia and after the surgery everything was all good that was 10 yrs ago. Good luck

dissipate · 12-17-2005, 08:20 AM

Just chop your balls off

Manowar · 12-17-2005, 08:23 AM

go to a doctor asap to get it check out yo

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 12-17-2005, 08:43 AM

Try not to worry. I know you probably can't help but worry.

Just wait until you have the (natural) high for days after your doctor tells you it's nothing to worry about. Good luck!

Wouldn't it be nice if your doctor actually prescribed simply, "getting laid" twice a day, for the next six months?

You could just walk up to any hot girl and show her the prescription and there is no way she could turn you down.

Realpascal · 12-17-2005, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamRabbit

Sounds like cancer.

Can i have your stereo?

Best laugh I've had today..

However, I hope it's nothing serious man..

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 12-17-2005, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Realpascal

Best laugh I've had today..

However, I hope it's nothing serious man..

Your sig pic is very nice! Scary, but interesting. I can't remember the last time I actually looked at a sig. You got me with that!

Realpascal · 12-17-2005, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!

Your sig pic is very nice! Scary, but interesting. I can't remember the last time I actually looked at a sig. You got me with that!

I stole it.. but thanks anyway !

loverboy · 12-17-2005, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by dissipate

Just chop your balls off

Marshal · 12-17-2005, 10:34 AM

i hope this motherfucker, camfag got his ban by now...

BVF · 12-17-2005, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by d00t

same.. kinda strange having some dude playing with your balls ... it can be a bunch of things so dont stress. ;)

It was a female who was scanning my balls and even if it was a dude, I wouldn't care...I thought I had CANCER...When you think you have testicular cancer, you don't give two shits who's fondling your balls as long as everything turns out OK in the end.

Th!nk · 12-17-2005, 01:11 PM

better go get some professional help dude before it's too late

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