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KingK7 12-16-2005 09:47 PM

There is a lump in my balls
 
I just felt it now, while fondling myself in front of my laptop.
Sure hope its not cancer... :Oh crap

Could just be that I havent gotten laid in a while...

Harmon 12-16-2005 09:48 PM

Could be a hernia... do any heavy lifting? Don't freak dude

KingK7 12-16-2005 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon
Could be a hernia... do any heavy lifting? Don't freak dude

I am sure it's nothing, just felt a bit weird.
I am gonna go get it checked I think, better safe than sorry...

CamRabbit 12-16-2005 09:49 PM

Sounds like cancer.

Can i have your stereo?

Harmon 12-16-2005 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamRabbit
Sounds like cancer.

Can i have your stereo?

No, but you can have his surfboard. You know how to use that like a pro-jock

KingK7 12-16-2005 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamRabbit
Sounds like cancer.

Can i have your stereo?

:1orglaugh

BoyAlley 12-16-2005 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingK7
I am sure it's nothing, just felt a bit weird.
I am gonna go get it checked I think, better safe than sorry...

VERY smart move man!

I'm sure it's nothing too.

But testicular cancer is one of those things that if you catch it early it's not a big deal to get treated. Ignore it and you're dead.

Better safe than sorry (aka dead).

:thumbsup

OneHungLo 12-16-2005 09:53 PM

Probably nothing, but best to have it checked out. I've had that before, turned out it was just an infection ( not an STD :) )

FlogTheLog 12-16-2005 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingK7
I just felt it now, while fondling myself in front of my laptop.
Sure hope its not cancer... :Oh crap

Could just be that I havent gotten laid in a while...

just wait about aweek to see if it goes away. might not be anything.. but dont stress out over it.. if you can still feel it after a week or so, go and see ya doc :)

CamRabbit 12-16-2005 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
But testicular cancer is one of those things that if you catch it early it's not a big deal to get treated.

Yeah it's pretty easy actually. They just cut your balls off.

Hey You . . . I Know You! 12-16-2005 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamRabbit
Yeah it's pretty easy actually. They just cut your balls off.


Listen to camrabbit! He knows what it is like to have his nuts ripped off and what life is like without any balls.

Since even that fruit loop thinks it is ?pretty easy? to have your nuts torn off, then hell, it should be cake for any normal man.

I bet it isn?t anything anyway. At least you have camrabbit to assure you that a nutless existence isn?t as bad as you might think it might be.


Hell, I bet it isn't anything anyway.

aflex 12-16-2005 10:15 PM

could be a cyst

CamRabbit 12-16-2005 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!
Listen to camrabbit! He knows what it is like to have his nuts ripped off and what life is like without any balls.

Since even that fruit loop thinks it is ?pretty easy? to have your nuts torn off, then hell, it should be cake for any normal man.

I bet it isn?t anything anyway. At least you have camrabbit to assure you that a nutless existence isn?t as bad as you might think it might be.


Hell, I bet it isn't anything anyway.

Are you retarded?

Serious question.

BVF 12-16-2005 10:16 PM

I found one before...I went to have my nuts put on an ultrasound...Everything is A-ok

Hey You . . . I Know You! 12-16-2005 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamRabbit
Are you retarded?

Serious question.

Hey my nutless GFY poster! How is life without testicles? Do you sense any difference or were you pretty much a fag before your nuts were ripped off?

Hey You . . . I Know You! 12-16-2005 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamRabbit
Are you retarded?

Serious question.


As a regular dude, I?m proud of your nutless existence! You should be proud as well. Not just because you inspire those men who want to be women, but because you go on and excel as a man who loves men, without balls. Most men (who love men) desire to have your state of mind, my nutless buddy.

The regular dudes salute you because you seem to keep the men (who love men) away! Thanks for all you do, and for being so proud you empty nutsack!

All of us regular men appreciate your effeminate existence.

I wish you a short life so your pain can end my friend!

Harmon 12-16-2005 10:33 PM

He's not worth it man. He is just a useless surfer. :2 cents:

tony286 12-16-2005 10:33 PM

Go To A Doctor

Redrob 12-16-2005 10:39 PM

As a precaution, I have a 38DD nurse who is an expert at finding breast cancers come in once a month and inspect my balls just to be sure.

While she is at it, I have her check out the rest of the equipment as well. Stictly professional, I assure you. :thumbsup

Hey You . . . I Know You! 12-16-2005 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon
He's not worth it man. He is just a useless surfer. :2 cents:


But it is so much fun!

Rob 12-16-2005 11:09 PM

If it's on the top of your balls then its probably your dick.

Marshal 12-16-2005 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamRabbit
Are you retarded?

Serious question.

No, you are the one who's retarted! This man might be really sick and you are making fun of it! You should be ashamed!

BAKO 12-16-2005 11:23 PM

CamFag is an Idiot doesnt everybody know by now

Hey You . . . I Know You! 12-17-2005 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XXX-BAKO
CamFag is an Idiot doesnt everybody know by now

CamFaggot?

d00t 12-17-2005 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF
I found one before...I went to have my nuts put on an ultrasound...Everything is A-ok

same.. kinda strange having some dude playing with your balls ... it can be a bunch of things so dont stress. ;)

Violetta 12-17-2005 03:16 AM

get it checked!

Tricksy 12-17-2005 03:27 AM

go see the doctor ASAP.

jerzeemedia 12-17-2005 06:31 AM

Hmm....could just be part of your bod bro, but STILL go see a freakin doctor.. not an area to neglect at all if you value it one bit

Barefootsies 12-17-2005 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingK7
I just felt it now, while fondling myself in front of my laptop.
Sure hope its not cancer... :Oh crap

Could just be that I havent gotten laid in a while...

It could be a hydocele. I had one. Simple operation. I would go to your dr's office, and have them do that ice cold gel on the nads thing (medical term slips my mind since I just woke up).. oh yeah, sonigram.. Anyways, you will get ice cold gel on the nads :1orglaugh .

Then if it's a hydocele, simple outpatient, a few weeks of bed rest, all betta.

:pimp

adultchica 12-17-2005 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamRabbit
Sounds like cancer.

Can i have your stereo?

:321GFY


And to King7
I hope that you are okay, get it checked out. My dad had a hernia and after the surgery everything was all good that was 10 yrs ago. Good luck

dissipate 12-17-2005 08:20 AM

Just chop your balls off

Manowar 12-17-2005 08:23 AM

go to a doctor asap to get it check out yo

Hey You . . . I Know You! 12-17-2005 08:43 AM

Try not to worry. I know you probably can't help but worry.


Just wait until you have the (natural) high for days after your doctor tells you it's nothing to worry about. Good luck!

Wouldn't it be nice if your doctor actually prescribed simply, "getting laid" twice a day, for the next six months?

You could just walk up to any hot girl and show her the prescription and there is no way she could turn you down.

Realpascal 12-17-2005 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamRabbit
Sounds like cancer.

Can i have your stereo?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Best laugh I've had today.. :thumbsup

However, I hope it's nothing serious man..

Hey You . . . I Know You! 12-17-2005 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Realpascal
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Best laugh I've had today.. :thumbsup

However, I hope it's nothing serious man..

Your sig pic is very nice! Scary, but interesting. I can't remember the last time I actually looked at a sig. You got me with that!

Realpascal 12-17-2005 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!
Your sig pic is very nice! Scary, but interesting. I can't remember the last time I actually looked at a sig. You got me with that!

I stole it.. but thanks anyway ! :upsidedow

loverboy 12-17-2005 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate
Just chop your balls off

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Marshal 12-17-2005 10:34 AM

i hope this motherfucker, camfag got his ban by now... :pimp

BVF 12-17-2005 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d00t
same.. kinda strange having some dude playing with your balls ... it can be a bunch of things so dont stress. ;)

It was a female who was scanning my balls and even if it was a dude, I wouldn't care...I thought I had CANCER...When you think you have testicular cancer, you don't give two shits who's fondling your balls as long as everything turns out OK in the end.

Th!nk 12-17-2005 01:11 PM

better go get some professional help dude before it's too late


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