Fuck Christmas...Yea, I said it...[Rant] - GoFuckYourself.com

RayVega · 12-15-2005, 09:16 PM

That's right...fuck XMAS!

It is an archaic throwback to the pre-Christian pagan era "Yule" that was adapted to be a Christian holiday so the church didn't have to torture every poor fucker in the entire western world like Easter and a few other holidays. The even changed his name to Saint Nick...what bullshit. Plus most little kids are scared shitlessof the crazy fuck and cry their asses off.

But that is not what get's my goat. It is the fact that people turn into mindless alien robots with strict orders from the mother ship to consume more goods then they can afford to feed power into the hands of the wealthy.

The worst part is the "life or death" mentality they use to get a bunch of shit they don't need, that they can't afford, for people they don't give a shit about.

I shop mostly online, But I was sucked into store shopping at the mall couple days ago. The traffic was ridiculous, I don't mean bad, or heavy...I mean break out a fucking grenade launcher and kill that slow driving old lady causing all these people to want to kill each other! Jesus Christ!

Even if you make it to the store it's a whole fucking experience. You get your cart grab a few thing, turn down a dangerously narrow aisle, and there she is Lane Blocking Lady. Does she know she can pull the cart to one side to let others get through? Or is she so self absorbed that my schedule is not even remotely thought of. Just pick a fucking color of my little pony and move on lady! I want to grab one of those fake light sabers and jam it straight up her ass and turn it on.

But I don't, I bite my lip and wait a second or two, clear my thought hoping to get her attention, then move in with the "excuse me"... Now she looks at me like I told her to fuck her mother or something! One sec Hun, she says with attitude "I'll only be a minute". You know what a minute is to an old lady? I want to go postal at this point! Finally she moves and I'm on my way. Not you get to the "end cap" this is the end of the aisle where those much anticipated items are sold, you know furbees, cabbage patch (when they were big) etc. etc.

This is an amazing sight, you've seen it on TV. Grown men rolling around on the floor wrestling toys away from each other. I though it was some sort of all male mud wrestling and grabbed my camera for the content.

After surviving the front line, you get to check out. I won't give you the usual things, like check lady, or coupon lady, or even "I have to run out to my car" guy. But for the love of all that is holy:
pay the fucking girl and get out of the way!
pay the fucking girl and get out of the way!
pay the fucking girl and get out of the way!
NO, some stand there counting their change, some making sure they got every thing, and of course the guy who thinks he was over charged but just didn't read the sign right. I like to torture that guy by shouting to him "hey how much are those?" These people are going to get jacked up someday by someone, I'm telling you. It just might be by me.

So you pay and start to walk to your car, and as you do you notice you are being shadowed by two other vehicles figuring they'll steal your spot. Know what I do? I fake me out every few cars or so pretending to put the key in the door, then walk away. This idiot was all in position to take the spot and now he's all jammed up trying to re-align. Plus I went to the next aisle so he has to quickly drive around to that side. once he's there, I go right back...big laughs. The paring is so bad that he will stick with it for a while...lol

I got a lot of complaints but feel free to add them in the mean-time.

Pete-KT · 12-15-2005, 09:17 PM

Nice thread Ray, what do you want for christmas Bro?/

StickyGreen · 12-15-2005, 09:18 PM

ho ho ho...

Spunky · 12-15-2005, 09:19 PM

Must be because of his Irish heritage

sltr · 12-15-2005, 09:19 PM

i've noticed a lack of christmas spirit inpeople this year

oh well, happy holidays anyhoo!1

RayVega · 12-15-2005, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete-KT

Nice thread Ray, what do you want for christmas Bro?/

a nice AR-15 or .357 Magnum

FlogTheLog · 12-15-2005, 09:20 PM

you made me cry.... mean man

Pete-KT · 12-15-2005, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega

a nice AR-15 or .357 Magnum

Pick one i can make it happen, just got my Brother-in-law an AR-15, took it to the range the other day

CamRabbit · 12-15-2005, 09:21 PM

why do you hate America?

RayVega · 12-15-2005, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Must be because of his Irish heritage

I guess I'll never live that one down huh? lol

BoyAlley · 12-15-2005, 09:33 PM

wow sounds like someone needs to get off.....

sfera · 12-15-2005, 09:40 PM

lots of ppl are not in the mood this year

je_rome · 12-15-2005, 11:12 PM

misery loves company

RayVega · 12-16-2005, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete-KT

Pick one i can make it happen, just got my Brother-in-law an AR-15, took it to the range the other day

Then I'd have to take the AR-15, I have enough handguns, need some major destruction

Pete-KT · 12-16-2005, 06:49 AM

Morning Ray, ill see what I can do I will call my gun guy today

psili · 12-16-2005, 06:52 AM

http://www.fuckchristmas.org/

dissipate · 12-16-2005, 07:13 AM

And a merry ho ho ho to you sir.

Silent_Thunder · 12-16-2005, 07:13 AM

Yeah, fuck Christmas.
Daily little not material presents mean much more to me than those gifts that we MUST to give on Christmas.

seeric · 12-16-2005, 07:14 AM

i don't really celebrate holidays. i think that for the most part they were all created as retail opportunities, at least thats how they are celebrated through the media and what not.

Manowar · 12-16-2005, 07:21 AM

hahaha the parking thing is great

seeric · 12-16-2005, 07:31 AM

yeah the parking thing is hilarious. fucked up in a lot of ways, but comical if you think about it. when i go to the mall i go to the farthest lot, where there is always parking no matter what time of year or what mall it is.

you see, problem is fuckers are lazy and a 5 minute walk from 150 yards away might kill them dead because of no exercise. i personally enjoy a nice 5-7 minute walk from a guaranteed parking spot instead of risking life and limb fighting road ragers with pistols. not to mention that those type of situations set your mood very easily as you scream and banter with your fellow earth dwellers over something as trivial as a parking space a few feet closer to a mall.

perspective is in the eye of the beholder.

Barefootsies · 12-16-2005, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega

That's right...fuck XMAS!

It is an archaic throwback to the pre-Christian pagan era "Yule" that was adapted to be a Christian holiday so the church didn't have to torture every poor fucker in the entire western world like Easter and a few other holidays. The even changed his name to Saint Nick...what bullshit. Plus most little kids are scared shitlessof the crazy fuck and cry their asses off.

But that is not what get's my goat. It is the fact that people turn into mindless alien robots with strict orders from the mother ship to consume more goods then they can afford to feed power into the hands of the wealthy.

The worst part is the "life or death" mentality they use to get a bunch of shit they don't need, that they can't afford, for people they don't give a shit about.

I shop mostly online, But I was sucked into store shopping at the mall couple days ago. The traffic was ridiculous, I don't mean bad, or heavy...I mean break out a fucking grenade launcher and kill that slow driving old lady causing all these people to want to kill each other! Jesus Christ!

Even if you make it to the store it's a whole fucking experience. You get your cart grab a few thing, turn down a dangerously narrow aisle, and there she is Lane Blocking Lady. Does she know she can pull the cart to one side to let others get through? Or is she so self absorbed that my schedule is not even remotely thought of. Just pick a fucking color of my little pony and move on lady! I want to grab one of those fake light sabers and jam it straight up her ass and turn it on.

But I don't, I bite my lip and wait a second or two, clear my thought hoping to get her attention, then move in with the "excuse me"... Now she looks at me like I told her to fuck her mother or something! One sec Hun, she says with attitude "I'll only be a minute". You know what a minute is to an old lady? I want to go postal at this point! Finally she moves and I'm on my way. Not you get to the "end cap" this is the end of the aisle where those much anticipated items are sold, you know furbees, cabbage patch (when they were big) etc. etc.

This is an amazing sight, you've seen it on TV. Grown men rolling around on the floor wrestling toys away from each other. I though it was some sort of all male mud wrestling and grabbed my camera for the content.

After surviving the front line, you get to check out. I won't give you the usual things, like check lady, or coupon lady, or even "I have to run out to my car" guy. But for the love of all that is holy:
pay the fucking girl and get out of the way!
pay the fucking girl and get out of the way!
pay the fucking girl and get out of the way!
NO, some stand there counting their change, some making sure they got every thing, and of course the guy who thinks he was over charged but just didn't read the sign right. I like to torture that guy by shouting to him "hey how much are those?" These people are going to get jacked up someday by someone, I'm telling you. It just might be by me.

So you pay and start to walk to your car, and as you do you notice you are being shadowed by two other vehicles figuring they'll steal your spot. Know what I do? I fake me out every few cars or so pretending to put the key in the door, then walk away. This idiot was all in position to take the spot and now he's all jammed up trying to re-align. Plus I went to the next aisle so he has to quickly drive around to that side. once he's there, I go right back...big laughs. The paring is so bad that he will stick with it for a while...lol

I got a lot of complaints but feel free to add them in the mean-time.

AH HA A HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Funniest thing I've read in some time, and totally true.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 12-16-2005, 08:29 AM

It's like that every week to go grocery shopping...I literally leave the store trying not to fuck somebody up. I dont even go to the malls anymore, I am sure I would have to kill someone at some point. Peoples obvious lack of consideration to those around them piss me the fuck off.

Gnat69 · 12-16-2005, 08:51 AM

Sometimes you think your the only one then RayVega comes along and confirms it for you.

Christmas shopping has sucked major ass for me for years. I have not stepped into a mall to buy anything for anyone. It is complete bullshit what one has to go through to get a gift that the TV commericials told you to get. I hate the fact that the media tells us it is a special holiday and if you don't spend this much they won't love you, the fighting, the grabbing, the heat in the stores makes you want to rip your skin off, the fact you can't find anything due to the fact the merchandise has been thrown all over the place, the snotty sales reps and the list goes on and on....

I don't need people to tell me to give gifts I do it all year round. Fuck the media and fuck the greeting card companies for making a lot of peoples lives miserable at a time of year when we should have open arms......

WebairGerard · 12-16-2005, 08:57 AM

Very true Ray. You are right about Santa too! My daughter and my nephew are both scared shit of the fat bastard!

If you think about it he is scary to very young kids. Sneaking in the house, knows if you are sleeping or been bad or good so watch out!

bringer · 12-16-2005, 09:04 AM

people dont give a shit about anyone else anyways. i think christmas just makes it more obvious and in your face. i get cut off almost daily or get behind an old lady doing 20mph below the limit who tries to race me when i attempt to pass. i also run into the lane blocking lady everytime i go to the store. people are idiots.

12-15-2005, 09:16 PM	#1
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	Fuck Christmas...Yea, I said it...[Rant] That's right...fuck XMAS! It is an archaic throwback to the pre-Christian pagan era "Yule" that was adapted to be a Christian holiday so the church didn't have to torture every poor fucker in the entire western world like Easter and a few other holidays. The even changed his name to Saint Nick...what bullshit. Plus most little kids are scared shitlessof the crazy fuck and cry their asses off. But that is not what get's my goat. It is the fact that people turn into mindless alien robots with strict orders from the mother ship to consume more goods then they can afford to feed power into the hands of the wealthy. The worst part is the "life or death" mentality they use to get a bunch of shit they don't need, that they can't afford, for people they don't give a shit about. I shop mostly online, But I was sucked into store shopping at the mall couple days ago. The traffic was ridiculous, I don't mean bad, or heavy...I mean break out a fucking grenade launcher and kill that slow driving old lady causing all these people to want to kill each other! Jesus Christ! Even if you make it to the store it's a whole fucking experience. You get your cart grab a few thing, turn down a dangerously narrow aisle, and there she is Lane Blocking Lady. Does she know she can pull the cart to one side to let others get through? Or is she so self absorbed that my schedule is not even remotely thought of. Just pick a fucking color of my little pony and move on lady! I want to grab one of those fake light sabers and jam it straight up her ass and turn it on. But I don't, I bite my lip and wait a second or two, clear my thought hoping to get her attention, then move in with the "excuse me"... Now she looks at me like I told her to fuck her mother or something! One sec Hun, she says with attitude "I'll only be a minute". You know what a minute is to an old lady? I want to go postal at this point! Finally she moves and I'm on my way. Not you get to the "end cap" this is the end of the aisle where those much anticipated items are sold, you know furbees, cabbage patch (when they were big) etc. etc. This is an amazing sight, you've seen it on TV. Grown men rolling around on the floor wrestling toys away from each other. I though it was some sort of all male mud wrestling and grabbed my camera for the content. After surviving the front line, you get to check out. I won't give you the usual things, like check lady, or coupon lady, or even "I have to run out to my car" guy. But for the love of all that is holy: pay the fucking girl and get out of the way! pay the fucking girl and get out of the way! pay the fucking girl and get out of the way! NO, some stand there counting their change, some making sure they got every thing, and of course the guy who thinks he was over charged but just didn't read the sign right. I like to torture that guy by shouting to him "hey how much are those?" These people are going to get jacked up someday by someone, I'm telling you. It just might be by me. So you pay and start to walk to your car, and as you do you notice you are being shadowed by two other vehicles figuring they'll steal your spot. Know what I do? I fake me out every few cars or so pretending to put the key in the door, then walk away. This idiot was all in position to take the spot and now he's all jammed up trying to re-align. Plus I went to the next aisle so he has to quickly drive around to that side. once he's there, I go right back...big laughs. The paring is so bad that he will stick with it for a while...lol I got a lot of complaints but feel free to add them in the mean-time. __________________ Ray "The Don" Vega Managing Director Private Equity Fund [email protected]

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12-15-2005, 09:17 PM	#2
Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	Nice thread Ray, what do you want for christmas Bro?/

12-15-2005, 09:19 PM	#5
sltr Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,191	i've noticed a lack of christmas spirit inpeople this year oh well, happy holidays anyhoo!1

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FlogTheLog CuriousToyBoys Little Bitch Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 3,842	you made me cry.... mean man

12-15-2005, 09:33 PM	#11
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	wow sounds like someone needs to get off.....

12-15-2005, 09:40 PM	#12
sfera Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: ICQ: 248877409 Posts: 8,597	lots of ppl are not in the mood this year

12-16-2005, 06:49 AM	#15
Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	Morning Ray, ill see what I can do I will call my gun guy today

12-16-2005, 06:52 AM	#16
psili Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Loveland, CO Posts: 5,526	http://www.fuckchristmas.org/ __________________ Your post count means nothing.

12-16-2005, 07:13 AM	#17
dissipate The Dirty Frenchman Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lost Angeles Posts: 8,904	And a merry ho ho ho to you sir.

12-16-2005, 07:13 AM	#18
Silent_Thunder Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Europe Posts: 5,258	Yeah, fuck Christmas. Daily little not material presents mean much more to me than those gifts that we MUST to give on Christmas.

12-16-2005, 07:14 AM	#19
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	i don't really celebrate holidays. i think that for the most part they were all created as retail opportunities, at least thats how they are celebrated through the media and what not.

12-16-2005, 07:21 AM	#20
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	hahaha the parking thing is great

12-16-2005, 07:31 AM	#21
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	yeah the parking thing is hilarious. fucked up in a lot of ways, but comical if you think about it. when i go to the mall i go to the farthest lot, where there is always parking no matter what time of year or what mall it is. you see, problem is fuckers are lazy and a 5 minute walk from 150 yards away might kill them dead because of no exercise. i personally enjoy a nice 5-7 minute walk from a guaranteed parking spot instead of risking life and limb fighting road ragers with pistols. not to mention that those type of situations set your mood very easily as you scream and banter with your fellow earth dwellers over something as trivial as a parking space a few feet closer to a mall. perspective is in the eye of the beholder.

12-16-2005, 08:29 AM	#23
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	It's like that every week to go grocery shopping...I literally leave the store trying not to fuck somebody up. I dont even go to the malls anymore, I am sure I would have to kill someone at some point. Peoples obvious lack of consideration to those around them piss me the fuck off.

12-16-2005, 08:51 AM	#24
Gnat69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 706	Sometimes you think your the only one then RayVega comes along and confirms it for you. Christmas shopping has sucked major ass for me for years. I have not stepped into a mall to buy anything for anyone. It is complete bullshit what one has to go through to get a gift that the TV commericials told you to get. I hate the fact that the media tells us it is a special holiday and if you don't spend this much they won't love you, the fighting, the grabbing, the heat in the stores makes you want to rip your skin off, the fact you can't find anything due to the fact the merchandise has been thrown all over the place, the snotty sales reps and the list goes on and on.... I don't need people to tell me to give gifts I do it all year round. Fuck the media and fuck the greeting card companies for making a lot of peoples lives miserable at a time of year when we should have open arms...... __________________ [email protected] ICQ# 275-350-904 Skype - Gnat69

12-16-2005, 08:57 AM	#25
WebairGerard Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 8,113	Very true Ray. You are right about Santa too! My daughter and my nephew are both scared shit of the fat bastard! If you think about it he is scary to very young kids. Sneaking in the house, knows if you are sleeping or been bad or good so watch out! __________________

12-16-2005, 09:04 AM	#26
bringer i have man boobies Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: van down by the river Posts: 13,082	people dont give a shit about anyone else anyways. i think christmas just makes it more obvious and in your face. i get cut off almost daily or get behind an old lady doing 20mph below the limit who tries to race me when i attempt to pass. i also run into the lane blocking lady everytime i go to the store. people are idiots. __________________ 333-765-551 Last edited by bringer; 12-16-2005 at 09:06 AM..