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12-14-2005, 10:17 PM
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Have you ever been caught masterbating
The other nite my girlfriend was sleeping I didnt want to wake her up but I was watching some late night B movie that turned me on. So I went into my home office to spank it real quick.
Soon as I found the right girl and clip she walks in and I jumped in my chair. She laughed and said she caught me! I denied it and she went back to bed. It was my first time getting caught  |
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12-14-2005, 10:18 PM
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why the fuck you jacking off when you have a girl right there?
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12-14-2005, 10:18 PM
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No, but when I was about 16 living at home with mom n pop, I started sleeping in my birthday suit, which is how I sleep today, but mom came in one morning to get me up for school and...well...the covers had come off...and well...morning wood was kicking in and...well...mom wasn't happy.
 Neither was I.
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12-14-2005, 10:19 PM
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nope, thank god
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12-14-2005, 10:20 PM
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thats the shit nightmares are made of
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12-14-2005, 10:20 PM
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12-14-2005, 10:21 PM
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Sometimes I'm lazy and want to take care of it quick and easy |
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12-14-2005, 10:22 PM
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Oh hell you have the funniest stories I could never look at my mother again lol |
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12-14-2005, 10:24 PM
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Yes I have. Had to tell my roomate that if he swung the door open without knocking that he'd be wearing cum on his face
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12-14-2005, 10:24 PM
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12-14-2005, 10:25 PM
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 wasn't the first time for us! use lube! you're gonna get friction blisters! |
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12-14-2005, 10:25 PM
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Dear GFY Letters,
I never thought I'd be writing something like this, I always thought these kinds of stories were made up... until this happened to me. A while back I was good friends with a chick I really liked, but we were "just friends". She was staying over and sleeping in the living room. I was "taking care of bizness" before going to bed, and didn't know she got up to go to the bathroom and saw into my room while walking down the hall. She said "oh my god!" and I covered myself up, but she told me not to stop, she wanted to watch. So I started up again for her, although I was pretty red-faced. Well, it got her all hot-and-bothered, because before I knew it, I was fucking the girl I had a crush on for about 5 years. We spent the rest of the summer boning and picking up chicks at The Castle. (true fuckin' story) |
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12-14-2005, 10:28 PM
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There's been a few times in the office that I've caught Ramos "testing" Fleshlights.
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12-14-2005, 10:32 PM
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With DJ Airek and Steve from Eroticy Looks like everyone from my space was there  kewl place though very hard to pick up girls there |
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12-14-2005, 10:33 PM
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He still owes me a fleshLight |
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12-14-2005, 10:36 PM
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former Miserable Admin :)
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12-14-2005, 10:42 PM
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The O is for Oohhh
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Damn, you guys need to let me know when you're out on the town. I've been home-bound for too long |
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12-14-2005, 10:59 PM
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Hell yea until I get my fleshlight |
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12-14-2005, 11:22 PM
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You should've pulled her head towards your dick and told her to suck it whole..
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12-15-2005, 12:10 AM
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12-15-2005, 12:20 AM
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I have never been caught doing it but when I was in high school my mom found out my hardcore sex magazine hidden under my clothes.
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12-15-2005, 12:23 AM
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best time to fuck a bitch is when she's half asleep.
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12-15-2005, 12:35 AM
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12-15-2005, 12:40 AM
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