Have you ever been caught masterbating
 

The other nite my girlfriend was sleeping I didnt want to wake her up but I was watching some late night B movie that turned me on. So I went into my home office to spank it real quick.

Soon as I found the right girl and clip she walks in and I jumped in my chair.

She laughed and said she caught me! I denied it and she went back to bed.

It was my first time getting caught :1orglaugh

why the fuck you jacking off when you have a girl right there?

No, but when I was about 16 living at home with mom n pop, I started sleeping in my birthday suit, which is how I sleep today, but mom came in one morning to get me up for school and...well...the covers had come off...and well...morning wood was kicking in and...well...mom wasn't happy. :(


Neither was I.

nope, thank god

thats the shit nightmares are made of :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

and hey they sell $3 doorknobs at walmart with this new fancy lock thingie...

She would let me do anything even bring a girl home.

Sometimes I'm lazy and want to take care of it quick and easy

Oh hell you have the funniest stories :1orglaugh

I could never look at my mother again lol

Yes I have. Had to tell my roomate that if he swung the door open without knocking that he'd be wearing cum on his face

Trust me man...it wasn't easy sitting down for fruity pebbles that morning. We took it in stride though. Never ever spoke of that moment again though lmao...even to this day.

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wasn't the first time for us!
use lube!
you're gonna get friction blisters!

Dear GFY Letters,

I never thought I'd be writing something like this, I always thought these kinds of stories were made up... until this happened to me.

A while back I was good friends with a chick I really liked, but we were "just friends".

She was staying over and sleeping in the living room.

I was "taking care of bizness" before going to bed, and didn't know she got up to go to the bathroom and saw into my room while walking down the hall.

She said "oh my god!" and I covered myself up, but she told me not to stop, she wanted to watch. So I started up again for her, although I was pretty red-faced.

Well, it got her all hot-and-bothered, because before I knew it, I was fucking the girl I had a crush on for about 5 years.

We spent the rest of the summer boning and picking up chicks at The Castle.

(true fuckin' story)

There's been a few times in the office that I've caught Ramos "testing" Fleshlights. :Oh crap

Because sometimes yo u don't feal like fucking

Crazy I went to the Castle the other day.

With DJ Airek and Steve from Eroticy

Looks like everyone from my space was there :) kewl place though very hard to pick up girls there

He still owes me a fleshLight :(

Should I ban his ass??? :anon

Damn, you guys need to let me know when you're out on the town. I've been home-bound for too long :)

Hell yea :thumbsup until I get my fleshlight

You should've pulled her head towards your dick and told her to suck it whole.. :winkwink:

I'm thinking about doing it right now :pimp

I have never been caught doing it but when I was in high school my mom found out my hardcore sex magazine hidden under my clothes. :disgust

best time to fuck a bitch is when she's half asleep.

If you like arab chics, White Castle is definately the place to find them.

:1orglaugh