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12-13-2005, 03:58 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Sunshine State
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Letters to Santa
Standard discalaimer:
This is not new, I'm sure you've read it before, but it's a good read each and every year. It's funny, I don't care who you are. Git R Done Dear Santa, I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door. Love, Susan Dear Susan, Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Two words, Jim Beam. Santa Dear Santa, What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys? Your friend, Thomas Dear Thomas, All the toys are made by little kids like you in China. Every year I give them a slice of bread as a Christmas bonus. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Santa P.S. Tell your mom she got the part. "Long Dong" Claus Dear Santa, Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song? Love, Jessica Dear Jessica, Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house. Santa Dear Santa, I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one? Timmy Timmy, That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting an ugly sweater again. Santa Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home? Love, Marky Mark, First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass kicked at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent, ghetto apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window. Sweet Dreams, Santa
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12-13-2005, 04:05 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Vancouver, BC
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Every year I see it, every year it cracks me up ....Love the last one!!!
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12-13-2005, 06:43 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
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I think he's just bored.. I hope I'll still finish my 10th request before christmas..
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12-13-2005, 06:45 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Mile High State
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I love that Santa!
I hope he gives me a new laptop |
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12-13-2005, 09:26 PM
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Biz Dev and SEO
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 15,180
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I hope too! :D
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12-14-2005, 12:44 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jul 2005
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 Looks like he turned to the dark side as well..
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12-14-2005, 12:47 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Santa goes evil...watch out kids!
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