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Antonio · 12-11-2005, 12:34 PM

bit off topic: I was having lunch today when the biggest bug in the world landed about 1 metre from our table, needles to say all the girls from the surrounding tables (plus the girl that I was with) freaked out, never in my life I had seen such a huge bug, it was as big as the palm of my hand, and it had black and white stripes just like a zebra

Luckily the waiter come and scooped it out few minutes later...

anyway what's the grossest thing you have found in your food/drink while eating out?

who · 12-11-2005, 12:34 PM

I found a ******* in my broccoli.

Harmon · 12-11-2005, 12:35 PM

found a fly frozen in my Moutnain Dew over in Orlando... needless to say, we left the joint

NickPapageorgio · 12-11-2005, 12:45 PM

Found an "ethnic" afro hair in my fish sandwich at Hardee's one time. Either afro hair or pubic hair or something. Right in the fucking tartar sauce. That's been probably 8-9 years ago. Haven't eaten at Hardee's since.

MrJackMeHoff · 12-11-2005, 12:46 PM

>>> what's the worst thing you have found in your food while eating out?

eating out who?

pornstar2pac · 12-11-2005, 12:47 PM

i once found mayonnaise in my burger. i hate mayonnaise

Greg MissionD · 12-11-2005, 12:48 PM

A staple... put me rigth off eating for 20 mins that's for sure.

TheWylders · 12-11-2005, 12:53 PM

When I was 17 (damn almost 20 years ago) I used to date a girl that lived about 100 miles from me. I would drive up each night spend the night, get up early and head out back home the following morning. I had a ritual of stopping at the same McDonald's and getting a cup of coffee. One day I decided to order a soda instead and drank it all the ay home. When I pulled into the driveway at my house I took off the lid of the soda for some reason and there was a cock roach stuck to the inside of the lid. I threw up right there, and needless to say never went back to that McDonalds. I also always open the lid before I drink a fast food beverage and always check out the food before I start eating.

SmokeyTheBear · 12-11-2005, 12:54 PM

neat little story about something "GOOD" i found while DRINKING..

I opened a brand new bottle of beer and found a ring inside the neck of the bottle. I phoned up the company thinking i could milk them for some cash and they said " impossible, it can't happen ".. i guess they were wrong

NickPapageorgio · 12-11-2005, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

neat little story about something "GOOD" i found while DRINKING..

I opened a brand new bottle of beer and found a ring inside the neck of the bottle. I phoned up the company thinking i could milk them for some cash and they said " impossible, it can't happen ".. i guess they were wrong

Good thing the finger that was severed with the ring on it wasn't still attached.

SmokeyTheBear · 12-11-2005, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by MrJackMeHoff

>>> what's the worst thing you have found in your food while eating out?

eating out who?

heh like that would matter , anything you find while eating someone out would be bad i think.

SilentKnight · 12-11-2005, 01:03 PM

I was wanderin' through the bulk food section of a grocery superstore in Scarborough a few years back - and saw an east-indian lady scooping out liquid cherry pie filling from a bin with her fingers...and eating it!

If that weren't enough - a store employee spotted her, rushed over and said, "No, no...lady - you have to use the ladle!" - and he hands her a big plastic spoon. She takes the spoon, dips it in to the cherry pie filling...and begins licking the spoon in front of the employee.

I turned around and walked quickly out of the store. Never shopped there again.

Jennyfer · 12-11-2005, 02:54 PM

a piece of cock roach in a hamburger

Manowar · 12-11-2005, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by who

I found a ******* in my broccoli.

Soul2Sol · 12-11-2005, 02:57 PM

found a worm in my bottle of tequila

"Excuse me waiter... what is this fly doing in my soup??"
"Ummm it looks like the Backstroke to me..."

Furious_Male · 12-11-2005, 02:57 PM

Bugs provide protein.. Don't sweat it.

Babagirls · 12-11-2005, 02:58 PM

i've found hairs in my food at various resturants....kinda not a fan of eating out anymore lol

worst thing ever was when i bought Frosted Flakes....next morning, i opened it up, poured it in a bowl....and out came A TON of little black insects

i about fuckin barfed!!!!! i had to take that shit outside and dump it all out. never again will i eat that cereal......actually, for me to eat ANY cereal now a days is rare.

SmokeyTheBear · 12-11-2005, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

I was wanderin' through the bulk food section of a grocery superstore in Scarborough a few years back - and saw an east-indian lady scooping out liquid cherry pie filling from a bin with her fingers...and eating it!

If that weren't enough - a store employee spotted her, rushed over and said, "No, no...lady - you have to use the ladle!" - and he hands her a big plastic spoon. She takes the spoon, dips it in to the cherry pie filling...and begins licking the spoon in front of the employee.

I turned around and walked quickly out of the store. Never shopped there again.

i didnt realise they sell cherry pie filling bulk ?? that would make me laugh right off the bat.. i would throw shit from other bins in there like gummi bears..

tranza · 12-11-2005, 04:39 PM

half of a worm, which means I ate the other half

Verbal · 12-11-2005, 04:49 PM

Found a cricket in a cheese platter at some fancy wine tasting. Worked out well because we ended up drinking about 3 bottles free that night ;)

nakki · 12-11-2005, 04:50 PM

Had a screw in my pizza, and think the falafel I just ate had some bandage in it.. :O

who · 12-11-2005, 04:51 PM

Yo, I just ate a taco full of Iraqis. Then I have some chips with several Megabytes in it.

SilentKnight · 12-11-2005, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

i didnt realise they sell cherry pie filling bulk ?? that would make me laugh right off the bat.. i would throw shit from other bins in there like gummi bears..

Me neither, that was the first (and last) time I'd seen it in a bulk food section like that. It was a big vat of the stuff - rather vile.

Aneros Josh · 12-11-2005, 04:53 PM

a dead cockroach at a chinese buffet

escoman · 12-11-2005, 04:58 PM

lots of black hair on a pizza in a place that looked like a dump in Miami.

mastamindz · 12-11-2005, 05:01 PM

I bit into an apple that had a worm on the inside. It was gross.

KRL · 12-11-2005, 05:04 PM

I ordered a salad at a restaurant and noticed when the waitress placed it on the table, the leaves started to move around. WTF? So I lifted the lettuce and there was a live cockroach in the salad.

That restaurant by the way eventually went out of business.

But the worse thing ever was when I was a kid and bought a 5th Ave candy bar.

I opened the wrapper and took a bite. While I was chewing I felt things crawling around in my mouth. I spit it out on the floor and looked at the candy bar and there were maggots all inside the middle of it. Talk about a creamy filling. LOL.

I started to get that puke feeling instantly and to this day I can still recall it vividly.

Now every time I munch on a 5th Ave bar I break off the end first to make sure nothing is crawling around.

Rob · 12-11-2005, 05:07 PM

3 times at Subway I have found pubic hairs in my food. That's disgusting enough so I ate around it.

InGayPorn · 12-11-2005, 05:12 PM

My finger...hurt like hell too!

je_rome · 12-11-2005, 05:39 PM

my friend and I were drinking soda on a bottle and when he was about done with his drinks, we noticed a 3 inch nail inside his drink

Spunky · 12-11-2005, 05:42 PM

I bring in flies to avoid paying the bill

reynold · 12-11-2005, 08:06 PM

A fly back then in college at the school cafeteria...

SomeCreep · 12-11-2005, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

anyway what's the grossest thing you have found in your food/drink while eating out?

Eating shrimp soup, found a small caca roach. Twas gross.

BOSS1 · 12-11-2005, 08:22 PM

A hair in my General Tao chicken at WOK chinese food place on Saint Catherine street in Montreal....The cheep as manager only made my meal free! Had to pay for my GF.

Never ate there again......

Marshal · 12-11-2005, 08:51 PM

human finger...

BIGTYMER · 12-11-2005, 09:08 PM

My friend will just pick the hair off of his food and continue to eat it... so gross.

MandyBlake · 12-11-2005, 09:10 PM

i found a hair once.

Nasty · 12-11-2005, 09:25 PM

salmonella, but I didnt really find it, it found me at a taco bell, thought I was gonna die

diggy · 12-11-2005, 09:51 PM

About 5 years ago I had a lovely experience with one of those original chicken fillet burgers from KFC. I got home with my food and when I bit into it I felt something pop and the burger kinda deflated. I opened it up to see what the fuck it was and discovered a huge puss ball in the chicken breast 1-2 inches long oozing shit out of it.

Fucken discusting.

KingK7 · 12-11-2005, 09:55 PM

A pubic hair, school canteen, in a freshly baked bun. Bit the bun, and half the fucking pube was sticking out of it...

Doctor Dre · 12-11-2005, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

heh like that would matter , anything you find while eating someone out would be bad i think.

Reminds me of a story ... where one of my buds ate a girl out... and a condom got out ! ewwwwwwwww

Doctor Dre · 12-11-2005, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob

3 times at Subway I have found pubic hairs in my food. That's disgusting enough so I ate around it.

Ever found anything in your sugar cane ?

Mike Okitch · 12-11-2005, 10:04 PM

xNetworx · 12-11-2005, 10:06 PM

I found a dead bee in my soup once before I started eating it. When the manager told me I'd be comped for the soup (duh) but not my meal I dumped the salt and pepper all over the booth and left.

Tricksy · 12-12-2005, 01:39 AM

I found a big dead cocroache in my soup when I was in China. Luckily, I haven't started eating it then.

abadfish · 12-12-2005, 01:52 AM

When I was younger I was eating McDonalds at a Wal-Mart with my family. I was eating my fries and noticed how they had black lines on them... I thought it was normal until I dumped out the rest of the fries and a fly fell out, with no legs.

I walked out and it took a long time for me to be able to eat at McD's again.

PixeLs · 12-12-2005, 02:00 AM

I am just thankful I have not experienced that thing yet..

Sam Granger · 12-12-2005, 02:28 AM

At Highschool I got a coffee once. Half of the cup was full of fucking coffee powder shit.

reed_4 · 12-12-2005, 05:59 AM

I guess I found a pubic hair in my food while I was eating in a local restaurant.

polle54 · 12-12-2005, 06:08 AM

worms in my salat and 1000's of worms in a class of fresh orangejuice in turkey. didn't realize it before I was half way throuh, made me throw up....

12-11-2005, 12:34 PM	#1
Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	what's the worst thing you have found in your food while eating out? bit off topic: I was having lunch today when the biggest bug in the world landed about 1 metre from our table, needles to say all the girls from the surrounding tables (plus the girl that I was with) freaked out, never in my life I had seen such a huge bug, it was as big as the palm of my hand, and it had black and white stripes just like a zebra Luckily the waiter come and scooped it out few minutes later... anyway what's the grossest thing you have found in your food/drink while eating out?

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